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1501
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:48:05 PM »
>I'm different on the serious board.
Lol man, kill yourself.
>Being so butthurt everywhere you go Lol your personality is almost as shitty as metal music. 
1502
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:43:15 PM »
I bought fucking pants today. Now I don't have to go out naked. Wooooo!
So, do they like have a hole in the bottom of them?
they have two holes in the bottom.
Fun
1503
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:41:41 PM »
I bought fucking pants today. Now I don't have to go out naked. Wooooo!
So, do they like have a hole in the bottom of them?
1504
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:35:40 PM »
I love this thread
I love every thread I make. Comedy gold each time.
1505
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:35:18 PM »
Don't act like you actually had a choice in the matter.
That girl picked you due to social pressure and you know it.
It's hard not to pressure a girl into a guy this sexy.
You misunderstand. It was never up to you.
Sure
1506
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:32:44 PM »
Don't act like you actually had a choice in the matter.
That girl picked you due to social pressure and you know it.
It's hard not to pressure a girl into a guy this sexy.
1507
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:32:12 PM »
Just wait till she sees your shoes.
>Year old jokes.
It's like fine wine. It only gets better with age.
Sure
1508
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:29:04 PM »
Just wait till she sees your shoes.
>Year old jokes.
1509
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:15:31 PM »
Sell it. Buy new shoes.
>using year old jokes
>using year old shoes
>still using year old jokes.
1510
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:09:05 PM »
Find someone with 80% on their phone, kill them, and absorb it.
Will do
1511
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:08:35 PM »
Sell it. Buy new shoes.
>using year old jokes
1512
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:02:30 PM »
So which hand is it? Your right or your left?
Whatever one I got the blonde hair implant, extreme surgery, and cute face put on.
>Dear Diary: I got a prom date with my barbie doll, but she's real to me
You got a date with a Barbie doll? Noice, apparently I got one with my hand
You are seriously fucking retarded. Did you miss the ">", or do you prefer to act stupid?
If you wanted to act like you were quoting me then you probably should have used the quotation marks, because you know, they are literally made to quote people. You being bad with grammar is not my fault. Lolmadcuzrekt
1513
« on: April 04, 2015, 02:57:16 PM »
So which hand is it? Your right or your left?
Whatever one I got the blonde hair implant, extreme surgery, and cute face put on.
>Dear Diary: I got a prom date with my barbie doll, but she's real to me
You got a date with a Barbie doll? Noice, apparently I got one with my hand
1514
« on: April 04, 2015, 02:56:24 PM »
What do I do?
1515
« on: April 04, 2015, 02:55:07 PM »
So which hand is it? Your right or your left?
Whatever one I got the blonde hair implant, extreme surgery, and cute face put on.
1516
« on: April 04, 2015, 02:20:24 PM »
Sep7agon
YouTube
Netflix
Vidya gaems
Probably porn
I was going to make fun of how you spend your Saturday's, but I do need to consider how hard it is for your fat ass to move anywhere.
1517
« on: April 04, 2015, 02:18:14 PM »
I'm not surprised considering I'm currently in a church.
1518
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:24:14 PM »
>acting like it's hard to get a prom date
Seriously the autistic kids, butter faces, and really fucking weird kids even got prom dates.
Don't know what kind of highschool you went to but those rules don't apply where I live. We are as rich and white kid as it gets. Other schools even chant "If you're rich and white you're a Fairview Knight" at our sport games.
Don't know what that has to do with getting prom dates but whatever.
Real white kids don't go to prom with degenerate fgts.
I did and I'm white as white gets.
Obviously you must be extremely sexy.
1519
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:10:31 PM »
>acting like it's hard to get a prom date
Seriously the autistic kids, butter faces, and really fucking weird kids even got prom dates.
Don't know what kind of highschool you went to but those rules don't apply where I live. We are as rich and white kid as it gets. Other schools even chant "If you're rich and white you're a Fairview Knight" at our sport games.
Don't know what that has to do with getting prom dates but whatever.
Real white kids don't go to prom with degenerate fgts.
1520
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:05:11 PM »
>acting like it's hard to get a prom date
Seriously the autistic kids, butter faces, and really fucking weird kids even got prom dates.
Don't know what kind of highschool you went to but those rules don't apply where I live. We are as rich and white kid as it gets. Other schools even chant "If you're rich and white you're a Fairview Knight" at our sport games.
1521
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:01:48 PM »
I banged two chicks in one week
I once had 3 in one week
One is now dead, one is now a man, and one is Val Kilmer's niece.
Ha fag
What's wrong with being homosexual? Fucking scumbag Jew.
Lol you're a fucking retard
And you are homophobic. Now we both have stated facts.
Haha manfucker
You got that damn right.
1522
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:01:11 PM »
>Being that autistic Oh wow, that was a good one. Do you mind if I write that down?
Why not, at least then you will have one real insult to tell people.
1523
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:00:38 PM »
Rich people.
Me and my friends usually make bets through it.
Rich People
Yes because it seems wise to send $2500 through an app designed for nudes.
$1-$20, sure fine I'll give you that.
Big time gambling ftw.
1524
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:59:51 PM »
I banged two chicks in one week
I once had 3 in one week
One is now dead, one is now a man, and one is Val Kilmer's niece.
Ha fag
What's wrong with being homosexual? Fucking scumbag Jew.
Lol you're a fucking retard
And you are homophobic. Now we both have stated facts.
Haha manfucker
You got that damn right.
1525
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:58:48 PM »
I banged two chicks in one week
I once had 3 in one week
One is now dead, one is now a man, and one is Val Kilmer's niece.
Ha fag
What's wrong with being homosexual? Fucking scumbag Jew.
Lol you're a fucking retard
And you are homophobic. Now we both have stated facts.
1526
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:56:33 PM »
I banged two chicks in one week
I once had 3 in one week
One is now dead, one is now a man, and one is Val Kilmer's niece.
Ha fag
What's wrong with being homosexual? Fucking scumbag Jew.
1527
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:55:49 PM »
Rich people.
Me and my friends usually make bets through it.
1528
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:55:02 PM »
>Being that autistic >he doesn't even realize that that's literally him right now
LOL
>Being that autistic
1529
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:54:04 PM »
I banged two chicks in one week
I once had 3 in one week One is now dead, one is now a man, and one is Val Kilmer's niece.
1530
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:52:13 PM »
Only time I ever have ever even shown my true colors has been in serious, you silly little slut. 
>Being that autistic
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