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The Flood / Re: tfw becoming a normie again
« on: April 08, 2015, 08:17:32 AM »
Do a double suicide. It will bring you both close together.

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The Flood / Re: people that need to kill themselves
« on: April 07, 2015, 08:57:00 PM »
Every James Bond actor
Everybody that made Wall-E
Anybody that does not like Dane Cook


You'd better add yourself to that list.

But I don't need to kill myself.

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The Flood / Re: people that need to kill themselves
« on: April 07, 2015, 08:41:43 PM »
Everyone that won't have sex with me.

*tips fedora*
Let's have sex.

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The Flood / Re: people that need to kill themselves
« on: April 07, 2015, 08:39:33 PM »
Gabe N
Everyone from RT
Game Grumps
Markiplier
Anybody that is against feminism
Anybody that is is against black rights
Any jew
Every James Bond actor
Everybody that made Wall-E
Anybody that does not speak english
Anybody that likes cats
Anybody that likes the Dark Souls games
Anybody that likes Halo
Anybody that thinks COD is bad
Anybody that likes sarcasm
Anybody that does not like Dane Cook

I think that's all of them.

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The Flood / Re: don't be mean to me in this thread
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:42:08 PM »
Hey there friend :)

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Serious / Re: Where do I go after Highschool
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:41:40 PM »
Connecticut!

Besides your sexy body I couldn't see myself doing anything there.
I just said that because that state has a funny name lol

Stay in Colorado.
Damn, now my joke isn't as funny
Oh wait it wasn't funny in the first place.

Shit.

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Serious / Re: Where do I go after Highschool
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:40:54 PM »
Looks like there's a few things you should take into account.

How stable is the relationship with your current partner? Do you think it has a future?
How realistic is an artistic career? Hoping to make a life out of your art rarely works out, especially if you want to go big straight away in a place like NY.

Going for the safe choice might not be the most exhilerating one, but I assume that ending up in NY as a washed up artist who can't get a job or in Tennessee if your relationship would fail isn't going to be great either.

I am not really even considering the Tennessee option at this point. NY is very much still a dream but I have my whole life to live, so it can wait.

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Serious / Re: Where do I go after Highschool
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:39:15 PM »
Connecticut!

Besides your sexy body I couldn't see myself doing anything there.

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Serious / Re: Where do I go after Highschool
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:38:43 PM »
Are you not going to college?
I am taking time to actually have money before attending college. My parents aren't helping fund college and I am totally fine with that.

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Serious / Re: Where do I go after Highschool
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:37:00 PM »
Don't follow the fourth. Don't trust your heart, trust your head on this life-long choice.
Don't worry I would wait at least 2 more years before even considering the idea of moving in.

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The Flood / Re: Bro code rule #45
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:58:38 PM »

Obviously the bro bible is bullshit, how can you have all these bro code rules and none of them say "Wear good shoes"?
Rule #87
When suiting up, only wear tailor made shoes.

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The Flood / Re: Bro code rule #45
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:45:16 PM »

>going to strip clubs

lol
Someone's never suited up.

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The Flood / Re: Bro code rule #45
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:40:34 PM »


See this on 9gag or something?
Pfft. 9gag. The bro code is the bible of bros. Made by Barney Stinson's ancestors.
Sounds like something a moron over there would say, But >Bible of bros.

I now understand it all.
You could say anything stupid and it would be silly not to think its from 9gag.

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The Flood / What TV ad still sticks in your mind today?
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:34:57 PM »
Only two rules. They can't be from the 90's because everybody knows everything from the 90's, and can't be from 2015. Go.

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The Flood / Re: Bro code rule #45
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:03:05 PM »

is the bro code still a thing?
The bro code will always be a thing.

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The Flood / Re: Bro code rule #45
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:02:43 PM »

See this on 9gag or something?
Pfft. 9gag. The bro code is the bible of bros. Made by Barney Stinson's ancestors.

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The Flood / Bro code rule #45
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:00:48 PM »
Never wear jeans to a strip club.

That is all.

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The Flood / Re: Should we ban actual racists?
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:48:53 AM »

Why would we ban half the forum?
Sounds like a good idea. I'll get started immediately.
Ok, just keep the "favor" I did for you last night in mind.

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The Flood / Re: Should we ban actual racists?
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:29:44 AM »
Why would we ban half the forum?

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:37:54 PM »
This thread was fun but it's run its course. Now you are all giving the same responses. No fun. See you all in the next one my playthings.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:35:56 PM »
lol whiteflame i cannot wait until you get out of high school and reality hits you square in the face. nobody gives a fuck about how many girls you've apparently dated, slept with, or your prom date. calling other people you've never even met betas just makes you look like a fucking tool.

tl;dr: grow the fuck up
Someone's upset that they are not as sexy as me.
did i forget to mention that your over-inflated ego is very off-putting, too?
Hey it's just like your face with women. :D
that joke is so old I heard it from your shoes
Really? A joke that specific. Wow.
butthurt
stop trying to cover it up
Sure

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:34:02 PM »
lol whiteflame i cannot wait until you get out of high school and reality hits you square in the face. nobody gives a fuck about how many girls you've apparently dated, slept with, or your prom date. calling other people you've never even met betas just makes you look like a fucking tool.

tl;dr: grow the fuck up
Someone's upset that they are not as sexy as me.
did i forget to mention that your over-inflated ego is very off-putting, too?
Hey it's just like your face with women. :D
that joke is so old I heard it from your shoes
Really? A joke that specific. Wow.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:33:36 PM »
lol whiteflame i cannot wait until you get out of high school and reality hits you square in the face. nobody gives a fuck about how many girls you've apparently dated, slept with, or your prom date. calling other people you've never even met betas just makes you look like a fucking tool.

tl;dr: grow the fuck up
Careful there! He got with a MILF and fucked a girl in the elevator! That's totes the person you shouldn't be messing with.
at..........the same time?
No.

inb4hesayshewasinathreesome

Nah but that is on my bucket list.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:32:49 PM »
lol whiteflame i cannot wait until you get out of high school and reality hits you square in the face. nobody gives a fuck about how many girls you've apparently dated, slept with, or your prom date. calling other people you've never even met betas just makes you look like a fucking tool.

tl;dr: grow the fuck up
Someone's upset that they are not as sexy as me.
did i forget to mention that your over-inflated ego is very off-putting, too?
Hey it's just like your face with women. :D

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:24:50 PM »
lol whiteflame i cannot wait until you get out of high school and reality hits you square in the face. nobody gives a fuck about how many girls you've apparently dated, slept with, or your prom date. calling other people you've never even met betas just makes you look like a fucking tool.

tl;dr: grow the fuck up
Someone's upset that they are not as sexy as me.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:17:33 PM »
So, are the mods blind or something?

This has been at the top of the Flood for a while now :/
go away forum cop
and there's no mods online

Well I'm not forum copping since I haven't reported the thread. This thing should be blatantly obvious anyways, its in the top of the Flood.

Just amazed its hit 7 pages without a Mod coming in.
Can't stop won't stop.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:17:03 PM »

But seriously though. I bet she has a total butter face
>Fatass trying to pass judgement on- wait

This has already happened

Oh my god I broke lemon he can only use the same insults over and over. What a weak ass beta XD.
you're so butthurt right now XD
Sure

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:10:04 PM »

BUT BETAFLAMES CAN MELT STEEL MEMES

*sips tea*
Sure

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