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The Flood / Re: Is Zenmaster the new TrussingDoor?
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:31:14 PM »
I can't be, to do so would require a lot more time as a cum dumpster.
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The Flood / Re: Is Zenmaster the new TrussingDoor?« on: October 13, 2014, 09:31:14 PM »
I can't be, to do so would require a lot more time as a cum dumpster.
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The Flood / Re: Mr. Psychologist, Please Calm Down« on: October 13, 2014, 09:22:17 PM »Damn it, let me know if you know a guy who knows a guy.I wonder if this Psych dude could prescribe me some Valium, shit's cash yo. 7803
The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?« on: October 13, 2014, 09:20:53 PM »
Well, you see, there was this one time with a vibrating controller and a horny teenager.
Spoiler Needless to say I used the thing like a prostate massager. 7804
The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(NEW AWARDS ADDED)« on: October 13, 2014, 09:17:00 PM »I was talking about that car you locked yourself out of. What were you getting at?Dude... that's fracked up.I have a metal coathanger if you want to correct a mistake.I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! *slams door*I warned everyone quite clearly.We got it, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 7805
The Flood / Re: Mr. Psychologist, Please Calm Down« on: October 13, 2014, 09:14:02 PM »
I wonder if this Psych dude could prescribe me some Valium, shit's cash yo.
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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(NEW AWARDS ADDED)« on: October 13, 2014, 09:12:48 PM »I have a metal coathanger if you want to correct a mistake.I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! *slams door*I warned everyone quite clearly.We got it, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 7807
The Flood / Re: How's the weather?« on: October 13, 2014, 09:10:42 PM »
It's as dark as my soul and as hot as the devil's dick.
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The Flood / Re: Have You Ever Licked or Sniffed Booty?« on: October 13, 2014, 09:07:41 PM »
You too? I absolutely love when they're in heat. They get so frisky then.
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The Flood / Re: What kind of haircut do you have?« on: October 13, 2014, 09:05:29 PM »
<——— Like that, but a bit thicker.
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The Flood / Re: Have You Ever Licked or Sniffed Booty?« on: October 13, 2014, 09:04:19 PM »
Does it count if I pretended to be a dog and smelled the asses of all the bitches at the park?
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The Flood / Re: If you could have any one thing in the world, what would it be« on: October 13, 2014, 08:54:02 PM »
A nice romantic evening with your mother.
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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(NEW AWARDS ADDED)« on: October 13, 2014, 08:41:06 PM »You need to smoke some of that good shit and relax.This thread is gold. Deci's reactions are amazing. 7813
The Flood / Re: sep7agon's official "how to become swole" thread« on: October 13, 2014, 08:36:20 PM »
I just changed my fapping hand from my right arm to my left.
Now, both of my guns are big. 7814
The Flood / Re: What would you do if you had the power to go back in time ONCE?« on: October 13, 2014, 08:27:54 PM »
Go back in time to before you're conceived, get with your mom, become your daddy.
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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(NEW AWARDS ADDED)« on: October 13, 2014, 08:04:08 PM »MVP Award: |