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7771
« on: October 14, 2014, 11:49:54 AM »
There is a disappointingly low amount of nude photos being distributed in this thread.
If you want, I can fix that. Though you may end up blind after. My ass is hairier and whiter then a neckbeard Sasquatch who spends all day playing LoL in the dark.
7772
« on: October 14, 2014, 11:42:29 AM »
Depends on how good you are at giving head.
7773
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:55:15 AM »
Be naughty. 
7774
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:39:15 AM »
How would you say that this traumatising experience has effected your posting habits?
We may be on to something here guys.
Well, if Hitler didn't suck at drawing, the Holocaust may not have happened. Dustin confirmed for the reincarnation of Hitler.
7775
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:28:23 AM »
I was trying to persuade Isara to make our background pink with red hearts >.>
I want a lime green background with red text.
7776
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:19:13 AM »
I could flip my monitor facing up and cook eggs off the thing.
7777
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:13:23 AM »
I remember when I was 9. I really wish I didn't, but I do. Good thing the guy still has another 10-15 in the pen.
7778
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:07:12 AM »
Love is the action you perform with a prostitute for a crisp $100 bill.
7779
« on: October 14, 2014, 09:56:20 AM »
7780
« on: October 14, 2014, 09:30:05 AM »
6. Breathing
Unfortunately for you, breathing is one of the only things I know how to do, aside from fine dining. I'm like chef Bobby Flay, throwing down in here and cooking up something good to eat, now swallow.
7781
« on: October 14, 2014, 07:17:14 AM »
I plan on getting so plastered that even your mother looks good, only thing that will be adopted is your future half brother.
Didn't think you'd have an answer for that one.
Sorry bro, I was getting my morning cup of joe. Got to get the nectar which keeps the cogs running. I plan on getting so plastered that even your mother looks good, only thing that will be adopted is your future half brother.
I don't think that my mom can get pregnant, so your logic is flawed here. Or perhaps you're talking about my other mother from another brother?
Well, if your mom already hit menopause, don't worry. My sperm has magical properties and can get that shit running again.
7782
« on: October 14, 2014, 07:09:33 AM »
I plan on getting so plastered that even your mother looks good, only thing that will be adopted is your future half brother.
7783
« on: October 14, 2014, 07:01:36 AM »
Nice subtle hate thread on paraplegics. You should be ashamed of yourself.
7784
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:43:14 AM »
I love all feet equally. God knows what I would do to have a a bunch of beautiful feet on top on me as I inhale the aroma and lick gently between each and every toe.
i don't know this guy, but I fracking like him.
Same goes for you my brother from another mother.
7785
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:41:05 AM »
I love all feet equally. God knows what I would do to have a a bunch of beautiful feet on top on me as I inhale the aroma and lick gently between each and every toe.
7786
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:38:53 AM »
Spoilers about the new episode. Spoiler There's zombies in it.
7787
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:13:40 AM »
The real question is, what is the difference between George and Barack?
When they have sex, one has to pitch, the other catches. Spoiler My money is on Bush loving that BBC where the sun don't shine.
7788
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:03:12 AM »
Install Gentoo.
7789
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:58:00 PM »
I honestly think I would take Halo over both booty.
Why choose? You got Kat's fine ass in the Halo universe.
7790
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:52:46 PM »
That's what you get for not trying xbox.com.
I think people would actually go to Xbox.com if you didn't get the bug report more than 90% of the time you try and look at the website.
Well, that's because you went to Xbox.com. I told you to go to xbox.com, not there.
7791
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:50:39 PM »
That's what you get for not trying xbox.com.
7792
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:47:35 PM »
Dude's a cat expert.  they changed it to cat instead.
7793
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:46:42 PM »
I transubstantiated your mother last night, my dick was the body of Christ and she drank the blood down to the last drop.
7794
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:02:55 PM »
Did you even get the Dustin shaped ice cubes?
yes
and i have the dustin anal beads and the "what alt would dustin make in this situation" handbook
Damn, how much do the anal beads cost? I only got the butt plug so far.
my set only cost half a shekel
it was quite the steal
>shekel >steal I can only imagine why. But I'm an American, and here we only use food stamps, welfare, or sexual favors as our currency.
7795
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:58:17 PM »
Did you even get the Dustin shaped ice cubes?
yes
and i have the dustin anal beads and the "what alt would dustin make in this situation" handbook
Damn, how much do the anal beads cost? I only got the butt plug so far.
7796
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:53:57 PM »
Did you even get the Dustin shaped ice cubes?
7797
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:46:05 PM »
Is this the excuse you came up with when your parents caught you watching gay porn?
my god man how'd ya know
I've done the same thing, it doesn't work.
7798
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:44:32 PM »
Is this the excuse you came up with when your parents caught you watching gay porn?
7799
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:35:58 PM »
I wonder if this Psych dude could prescribe me some Valium, shit's cash yo.
Sadly not, you'll have to visit your Doctor for that.
Damn it, let me know if you know a guy who knows a guy.
Just drive around suspicious neighborhoods until you find a guy.
Last time I did that shit, the only thing I could get was candy. None of them had the good shit.
7800
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:34:01 PM »
Bump because you fgts need this
Only thing I need more of is Jesus. Mom took me out of my alter boy place after the good Lord decided I would be the next virgin Mary.
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