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>wanting to fuck a milf
>ever

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The Flood / Re: And 3000
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:19:55 PM »
So wheres the title bar full of little boys
I gotta make one first.

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The Flood / Re: And 3000
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:19:22 PM »
Welcome to the Legendary club. Now bend over.
I'm getting fucked as well? Today truly is a magical day.
You get a complimentary fuck upon every rank
That's awesome.

*bends over*

Please be as rough as you like.

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The Flood / Re: And 3000
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:16:21 PM »
Welcome to the Legendary club. Now bend over.
I'm getting fucked as well? Today truly is a magical day.

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:12:55 PM »
Fapping to moms and listening to Bjork
>moms
>not  little girls/boys
One more post and you get le jen dairy
Yep. I made a thread. I'm so happy.

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The Flood / And 3000
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:11:28 PM »
YouTube

*obligatory party music*

I'd like to thank everyone who has made this possible. First Nolan for providing me with the brilliance that is baneposting, bravo to you. Next I would like to thank little boys for  being so cute. Finally I would like to thank Chloe for giving me a reason to live. I wish I could be tapping that now legal ass, but alas it was not meant to be.

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:05:53 PM »
Fapping to moms and listening to Bjork
>moms
>not  little girls/boys

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:02:36 PM »
licking
licking what
Probably his sister.
Oh, I wouldn't mind licking that either, I bet his sister's sweat tastes divine just like Tru's sweat does.

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:59:34 PM »
licking
licking what
If it's the same thing I wish I had in my mouth on Valentine's day, I'm jealous of Tru.

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The Flood / Re: Original Copypasta (Do Not Steal)
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:57:38 PM »
Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:51:43 PM »
Working on a very stressful project, hating my existence, and finding weird porn to jerk it to.

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The Flood / Re: Derail this thread ITT
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:46:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Derail this thread ITT
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:45:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Derail this thread ITT
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:43:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Derail this thread ITT
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:42:53 PM »

Someone say Spiderman?

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The Flood / Re: I am a god poster
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:31:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Naps are great
« on: February 13, 2015, 05:13:51 PM »
These last five consecutive days have had me getting up at 6 each morning, reading a book on a project due Sunday I haven't started and doing 1000 word writing assignment discussion posts each day with replies to other people that are at least 500-800 words. Been passing out in the middle of each day since I've been having to drink half a zzzquil bottle to sleep at night and still feel tired every morning throughout the day. Naps are good.

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The Flood / Re: im in so much pain right now
« on: February 13, 2015, 04:18:15 PM »
*starts rubbing the sore areas of your body*

How's that feel?

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The Flood / Re: I Forgot I Lost My Virginity
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:42:36 PM »
Who wants to take mine?
No one here is an 80 year old woman though.

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The Flood / Re: Come Here And Cuddle With Me
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:32:58 PM »
*cuddles*

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:31:03 PM »
It happened to me once.


I was confused.
Confused in the "why did he kiss me?" sense or in the "why am I so turned on right now?" sense?

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:14:58 PM »
I'd kiss him back.
Spoiler
And also push the boundaries and see how much farther he'd be willing to go.

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The Flood / Re: You're a cute guy.
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:49:50 AM »
"It's not like I want to burn down Gotham or anything, b-baka!"

"It's not like I wanted you to crash my plane or anything, b-baka!"

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The Flood / Re: i love arguing with b.net newbies
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:19:56 AM »
Honestly, I'm not sure why anyone here still bothers with the site.

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The Flood / Re: If love is more important than life...
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:37:00 PM »
HE'S A BOY

I DON'T WANNA FEEL CONFUSED BY THE WEEBS AVATARS ANYMORE
Confused huh?

You know what you need to do to subside these confusions?
Spoiler
You need to dress up in an anime school girl uniform and pleasure anyone who wants it. Only then will you feel no longer confused.

Good idea, also wear fox ears and tail butt plug. Usually, I would suggest cat ears and tail, but fox will work.
You want me to be a sex toilet?
Yes.
:(
But it will be a fun job, just think of how happy you'll make others and how good you'll feel in the process.

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The Flood / Re: If love is more important than life...
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:31:15 PM »
HE'S A BOY

I DON'T WANNA FEEL CONFUSED BY THE WEEBS AVATARS ANYMORE
Confused huh?

You know what you need to do to subside these confusions?
Spoiler
You need to dress up in an anime school girl uniform and pleasure anyone who wants it. Only then will you feel no longer confused.

Good idea, also wear fox ears and tail butt plug. Usually, I would suggest cat ears and tail, but fox will work.
You want me to be a sex toilet?
Yes.

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The Flood / Re: I'm considering an avatar change.
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:26:09 PM »
I eagerly await your avatar change.

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The Flood / Re: If love is more important than life...
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:17:54 PM »
HE'S A BOY

I DON'T WANNA FEEL CONFUSED BY THE WEEBS AVATARS ANYMORE
Confused huh?

You know what you need to do to subside these confusions?
Spoiler
You need to dress up in an anime school girl uniform and pleasure anyone who wants it. Only then will you feel no longer confused.

Good idea, also wear fox ears and tail butt plug. Usually, I would suggest cat ears and tail, but fox will work.

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