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« on: June 07, 2016, 05:58:05 PM »
why do you always indent the first paragraph of your threads
my phone does it for some reason.
482
« on: June 07, 2016, 05:52:50 PM »
Not a thang dat I be particularly proud as a muthafucka of but I became like phat at dat shit. I was takin supplements so I was blastin massive loadz n' it became suttin' of a shiznit ta mah dirty ass.
For mah playas interested here is yo' dopest game. first, you need ta find a isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender n' shit. I found a area where I saw tha pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yo ass. I was probably content wit envisionin tha occasionizzle joggin lady comin over n' takin a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shiznit on mah chest n' dat was enough ta gin n juice tha fire but if you not as sexually charged as me just take some porn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Afta you phat a horny, you git some bread.
My fuckin pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birdz might gotz a taste fo' honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Fat birdz is slower n' easier ta hit so remember that.
Once yo ass is on tha bench n' locked n loaded ta do tha deed, whip yo' roosevelt up n' scatta bread up within all dem feet of you, biatch. use yo' judgement based on how tha fuck far you know you can cum. I was a thugged-out depraved ass whoz ass could hit targets tha size of a thimble at distances up ta 4ft.
Yo ass wait fo' tha pigeons ta begin smokin n' ta git laid back wit yo' presence fo' realz. At dis point, you wanna coo gently n' rap sensually ta dem ta bust they trust. Now you finally locked n loaded ta cum on yo' bird.
This be a tough part cuz tha rapid motion of fuckin yo'self is straight-up frightenin ta tha birds, so you gotta be subtle. Once you masta a technique, you simply wind it up n' let it go, aimin dependin on yo' past cummin experiences.
I always came high so I would aim fo' tha neck of tha bird n' catch it right up in tha face. It aint nuthin but a mad satisfying, horny-ass feeling, seein dem birdz reel round covered up in cum n' maybe even takin it ta other places up in tha hood. I aint done it up in muthafuckin years but every last muthafuckin now n' then I catch mah dirty ass gazin wistfully at a gangbangin' flock of birds, ding-a-ling throbbing, waitin fo' dem ta land close ta mah dirty ass.
483
« on: June 07, 2016, 05:27:38 PM »
if Joeyz humpin yo' leg n' straight-up goin at it, n' you lead his ass ta yo' bunghole, he nuts, you nut, where is tha suffering, biatch? Is Joey bustin up like a biatch up in tha drizzle gnawin his thugged-out lil' paws off or is he just aiiight his schmoooove ass came?
fuck you
484
« on: June 07, 2016, 05:27:19 PM »
if Joey's humping your leg and really going at it, and you lead him to your bunghole, he nuts, you nut, where is the suffering? Is Joey crying in the rain gnawing his paws off or is he just happy he came?
if Joeyz humpin yo' leg n' straight-up goin at it, n' you lead his ass ta yo' bunghole, he nuts, you nut, where is tha suffering, biatch? Is Joey bustin up like a biatch up in tha drizzle gnawin his thugged-out lil' paws off or is he just aiiight his schmoooove ass came?
485
« on: June 07, 2016, 03:03:13 PM »
Equality is more important than having a good military.
WEW
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W
Far, far more important. A country isn't worth defending if the country doesn't give a shit about basic human rights.
And then our shitty military loses and we're under the control of an enemy who cares even less about "basic human rights."
"Letting women into combat roles will make our bloated and gigantic military useless"
wew
Way to miss my point. You want maximum effectiveness in the military. I'm just saying you being willing to sacrifice it's effectiveness because "muh rights" just means you let there always be a chance for the enemy to win. I don't have a problem with women serving combat roles, I do have a problem with how they lowered the standards along with it.
No, we don't want "maximum effectiveness". We want the maximum effectiveness while still being a moral and decent society. Disbarring competent women from entering the military because some male soldiers would be unprofessional and value their lives more than the mission isn't a criticism against women joining, it's a criticism against those unprofessional soldiers.
I'm talking about how the actual physical standards were being lowered so that more women can join. There was an article posted here a while back about that occurring. If a woman could meet the military's old standards, I'd have no problem with them serving a combat role, but lowering the bar so that more people can get in should not be done.
486
« on: June 07, 2016, 02:57:19 PM »
Equality is more important than having a good military.
WEW
E
W
Far, far more important. A country isn't worth defending if the country doesn't give a shit about basic human rights.
And then our shitty military loses and we're under the control of an enemy who cares even less about "basic human rights."
"Letting women into combat roles will make our bloated and gigantic military useless"
wew
Way to miss my point. You want maximum effectiveness in the military. I'm just saying you being willing to sacrifice it's effectiveness because "muh rights" just means you let there always be a chance for the enemy to win. I don't have a problem with women serving combat roles, I do have a problem with how they lowered the standards along with it.
487
« on: June 07, 2016, 02:51:38 PM »
Equality is more important than having a good military.
WEW
E
W
Far, far more important. A country isn't worth defending if the country doesn't give a shit about basic human rights.
And then our shitty military loses and we're under the control of an enemy who cares even less about "basic human rights."
488
« on: June 07, 2016, 02:04:22 PM »
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't professional sports require a certain amount of time on hrt before they can compete in sports as the gender they identify with? I think that should be in place for sporting events such as this as well.
489
« on: June 07, 2016, 01:18:28 PM »
Because English is a clusterfuck of a language.
490
« on: June 07, 2016, 04:33:33 AM »
I don't process the joke. I don't get it, I don't see why people find it funny, and I don't know why it exists.
It's the equivalent of "LOL SO RANDOM, LOOK AT THIS SILLY FROG HAHA"
and yet it's all over the internet
Ground shakes, tide ebbs
Can you hear His footsteps?
Ancient God awakes from sleep
Kek has come your souls to reap!
Those who serve him will be saved
Rest will die or be enslaved!
He is the ender and the redeemer
Will you be His victim or a faithful memer?
Enter now the End Times
As you read these bad rhymes
Bow your head and crane your neck
Meme with me and
PRAISE KEK
R
A
I
S
E
K
E
K
Trust the meme magic and let the frog god Kek into your heart. Meme magic gets shit done. 
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« on: June 07, 2016, 04:27:39 AM »
I don't process the joke. I don't get it, I don't see why people find it funny, and I don't know why it exists.
It's the equivalent of "LOL SO RANDOM, LOOK AT THIS SILLY FROG HAHA"
and yet it's all over the internet
Ground shakes, tide ebbs Can you hear His footsteps? Ancient God awakes from sleep Kek has come your souls to reap! Those who serve him will be saved Rest will die or be enslaved! He is the ender and the redeemer Will you be His victim or a faithful memer? Enter now the End Times As you read these bad rhymes Bow your head and crane your neck Meme with me and PRAISE KEK R A I S E K E K
492
« on: June 07, 2016, 04:19:14 AM »
493
« on: June 07, 2016, 03:39:48 AM »
and zzzz equals 104%
all you have to do is sleep to surpass expectations
That's because real life sucks but dreams can be awesome
494
« on: June 07, 2016, 03:37:21 AM »
495
« on: June 07, 2016, 01:23:42 AM »
Death and destruction.
496
« on: June 06, 2016, 05:54:01 PM »
 Discuss
497
« on: June 06, 2016, 05:36:43 PM »
I'd bang.
498
« on: June 06, 2016, 05:27:41 PM »
Not really
It's just a kink, no weirder than any other
Age play, BDSM, feet
They're all just fetishes
keep telling yourself that
the closest anyone should come to your disgusting fetish is BDSM petplay
>believes people are born with their fetishes >thinks those people should not enduldge in them
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« on: June 06, 2016, 04:55:19 PM »
I didn't actually believe I was an animal.
That is otherkin, not furry.
I thought most furries were otherkin.
Regardless I am not a furry and haven't been my larping character in 7 years.
Fuck no. I just jerk it to porn, I don't think I'm a wolf and shit.
500
« on: June 06, 2016, 04:43:06 PM »
Getting trips on 4Chan.
501
« on: June 06, 2016, 03:25:45 PM »
Someone mentioned Avatar characters on the front page. Just gonna say that Korra is best girl followed super closely by Toph.
lmao
it's hilarious how bad this is
Hey, Toph would be a master of foot jobs.
502
« on: June 06, 2016, 02:46:45 PM »
I dressed up as a Spice Girl, you can share this PM
I was also 12
I need pics for confirmation
503
« on: June 06, 2016, 02:10:02 PM »
You like feet huh? I can help with that.
504
« on: June 06, 2016, 05:06:20 AM »
Drake and Josh was good, but really it was just a white reskinning of Kenan and Kel.
505
« on: June 05, 2016, 08:05:12 PM »
On average for both men and women, virginity is lost at 17.
Nice to know I'm 7 years late.
I will not let you go another year
<3 let me know if you're ever in Florida.
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« on: June 05, 2016, 07:54:11 PM »
On average for both men and women, virginity is lost at 17.
Nice to know I'm 7 years late.
507
« on: June 05, 2016, 06:37:29 PM »
Ftr it's best to use psyche meds to help you make mental changes, achieve a better mindset, and then ween yourself off of them (slowly bet steadily) instead of relying on them entirely to keep your bad mindset at bay. Getting stuck in the trap of perpetual medicating isn't the best thing.
I was thinking of doing that. Probably come last refill take only half instead of a full pill per day.
508
« on: June 05, 2016, 06:25:52 PM »
Yeah, so I'm taking my first one at around nine and then force myself to sleep. Just sucks that I still feel terrible right now and this shit won't be immediate for effects.
509
« on: June 05, 2016, 05:59:07 PM »
What does that even mean
greatest of all time iirc
510
« on: June 05, 2016, 05:54:40 PM »
Assuming Prozac doesn't make me a Normie by next month, I'll join.
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