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The Flood / Re: Time will not take the life from me
« on: November 01, 2015, 04:56:43 PM »
Wait YOU KNOW THE LYRICS YOU DIRTY LYING BB FANBOY
It's called a quick Google search.

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Septagon / Re: >Greentext isn't green
« on: October 31, 2015, 03:55:37 PM »
you just type in #­greentext to get it to work, it will place in the right greentext color and the first >

>faggot

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The Flood / Re: Happy Birthday 🍄Tryptameme🍄
« on: October 29, 2015, 11:52:17 PM »
Happy Birthday nigger.

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:14:51 PM »
Simple decision tree

1) Do they have holes in which we can stick our penises?

Yes? Stick penises in the holes

No? Shoot them with guns to make holes.
what if they have tentacles that can go all the way through our digestive system>
That would be great as well.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not gay
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:07:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:06:14 PM »
Well first thing I'd try to figure out is if I can fuck them.
Awoo is hopping to be cat people aliens
A race of nekos would be awesome.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not gay
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:04:49 PM »
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yes
I can help with that.

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:03:04 PM »
Well first thing I'd try to figure out is if I can fuck them.

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The Flood / Re: shaving body hair
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:59:42 PM »
Shave chest,  armpits, ass and pubes, thighs. I keep lower leg and arm hair due to social conformity reasons.

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The Flood / Re: Sum up other users with one word
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:35:58 PM »
Jeez there's more to me than that ender :(
Yeah, like the fact that you're a massive fucking faggot.

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The Flood / Re: So, this happened today....I feel sick....
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:28:15 PM »
I don't think it's homophobia, he just doesn't want to get hit on by an old guy.
He fucking puked though.
I'd puke if an old person hit on me
If you had the same reaction towards an old woman then you're fine.
It's not homophobic to not want to fuck your sex/gender.
To be so disgusted at the notion that you puke is, though.
He probably thought about some old
Wrinkly man pounding his ass and the guy taking his dentures off to give him head.

Shit, I like dick and I'm wanting to puke at the thought.

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The Flood / Re: What's your spring semester looking like?
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:17:39 PM »
Alright done with that. I got my four mandatory practicum classes, then a math course for teaching the subject. 13 hours.

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The Flood / Re: What's your spring semester looking like?
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:36:24 PM »
I'll know in a few hours when I register for next semester.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever met another Floodian?
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:19:09 PM »
not yet

quite a few that i plan to fairly soon
It'll be nice when you drive down here and we can bang.

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The Flood / Re: Do you use the mute list?
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:53:41 PM »

Just once.

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The Flood / Re: So, this happened today....I feel sick....
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:38:15 PM »
I love when gay dudes hit on me srs lol
You give them brojobs don't you?

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The Flood / Re: What fast food restaurant has the best breakfast?
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:22:40 PM »
Carls Jr

I don't eat fast food breakfast though
It's called Hardee's you nigger.
Fuck off

The east coast isn't even real
No, Fuck you and your names for fast food. You degenerates probably call Checkers as Rally's as well.
What the fuck is a checker's?
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i've only eaten there once because it gave me the shits for days...really nothing special
Yeah, their food is greasy as Hell and will kill you from the inside out. Still, people who call it Rally's are faggots.

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The Flood / Re: What fast food restaurant has the best breakfast?
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:19:58 PM »
Carls Jr

I don't eat fast food breakfast though
It's called Hardee's you nigger.
Fuck off

The east coast isn't even real
No, Fuck you and your names for fast food. You degenerates probably call Checkers as Rally's as well.
What the fuck is a checker's?

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The Flood / Re: What fast food restaurant has the best breakfast?
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:16:06 PM »
Carls Jr

I don't eat fast food breakfast though
It's called Hardee's you nigger.
Fuck off

The east coast isn't even real
No, Fuck you and your names for fast food. You degenerates probably call Checkers as Rally's as well.

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The Flood / Re: What fast food restaurant has the best breakfast?
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:11:52 PM »
Carls Jr

I don't eat fast food breakfast though
It's called Hardee's you nigger.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever had gf?
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:00:32 PM »
I did, but I accidently poked a hole in her. Never bought a patch to fix the leak.

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The Flood / Re: So, this happened today....I feel sick....
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:55:49 AM »
I don't think it's homophobia, he just doesn't want to get hit on by an old guy.
He fucking puked though.
I'd puke if an old person hit on me
Same.

Really, the only person who would like old people hitting on them is Jim. 

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The Flood / Re: And, you mean Arky?
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:24:36 AM »
I wish the OP would have killed himself instead of Arky.
But the OP is Ryle, remember?

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The Flood / Re: And, you mean Arky?
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:23:20 AM »
It sucks that he killed himself. Rest in peace.

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The Flood / Re: Who else got their flu shot
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:21:40 AM »
I have to get some kind of experimental government flu (and who knows what else) vaccine every year from the army.
you must be part of "Operation Infinite Walrus" to create "arctic supersolders" to fight the Soviets in the event that they invade the polar icecaps.

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The Flood / Re: Who else got their flu shot
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:15:38 AM »
Nah, haven't had a shot since I was twenty. Fuck needles.

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The Flood / Re: i can't sleep :(
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:02:23 AM »
Down half a bottle of zzzquil. Though I have and am still awake unfortunately.

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The Flood / Re: Lesbians Are Hot
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:55:32 PM »
Lesbians are meh, the lack of penetration makes for boring porn.

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I wouldn't mind you dressing up as Elsa and banging your ass raw.

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The Flood / Re: How many pairs of shoes do you own?
« on: October 27, 2015, 03:27:36 PM »
Dress shoes, sneakers, and two pairs of sandals.

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