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The Flood / Re: The Faggots are Evolving
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:19:41 PM »
Fuck college man, dumb shit is making me miss out on dicks.
its just das and he's only shirtless.
Oh that's nothing new

I can't even count the times I've been in a Skype call with naked Das

We even slept together once
and I woke you both up.

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The Flood / Re: The Faggots are Evolving
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:18:32 PM »
Fuck college man, dumb shit is making me miss out on dicks.
its just das and he's only shirtless.
Oh, das is always nude during calls, so I'm not missing out on anything then.

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The Flood / Re: Asians really do have small dicks
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:16:44 PM »
Yeah
Fucking Tiny Tim down here
PM pics.

2946
The Flood / Re: The Faggots are Evolving
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:15:51 PM »
Fuck college man, dumb shit is making me miss out on dicks.

2947
The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:37:54 AM »
Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*
I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

Roll over babe
*rolls*

*places my hands gently on your back, rubbing and gently squeezing*
That feels so good.

*slides my hand up your shirt to stroke your back*
*leans down and kisses your neck while feeling you up*
That's really hot.

Goodnight.

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:36:13 AM »
I have to sleep now, sorry.

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:35:40 AM »
Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*
I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

Roll over babe



Inglorious knows what I'm talkin about.

Let's tag team this bitch.
my anus is prepared.
I hope your throat is ready too, because I'm coming in from the front.
Of course.

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:34:13 AM »
Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*
I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

Roll over babe
*rolls*

*places my hands gently on your back, rubbing and gently squeezing*
That feels so good.

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:27:42 AM »
Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*
I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

Roll over babe



Inglorious knows what I'm talkin about.

Let's tag team this bitch.
my anus is prepared.

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:26:38 AM »
Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*
I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

Roll over babe
*rolls*

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:19:50 AM »
Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*
I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

2954
The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:08:09 AM »
Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 16, 2015, 05:03:34 PM »
I'm too tired to do anything right now, can we just lay together and snuggle?

Yea

*opens arms*
*snuggles*

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 16, 2015, 05:01:41 PM »
I have a wicked boner right now, who wants to see?
Sure.

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 16, 2015, 05:01:08 PM »
I'm too tired to do anything right now, can we just lay together and snuggle?

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The Flood / Re: Is It Wrong
« on: November 16, 2015, 11:40:57 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Is It Wrong
« on: November 16, 2015, 11:28:10 AM »
You're cute all the time though.

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The Flood / Re: Hire long before tinder starts to work?
« on: November 15, 2015, 09:02:17 PM »
Try Grindr
I broke out my old android and joined Grindr.

Some creepy old dude in my building is on it.
You gonna bang him?

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The Flood / Re: I see the door was open.
« on: November 15, 2015, 08:10:11 PM »
I love you

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The Flood / Re: Hire long before tinder starts to work?
« on: November 15, 2015, 07:58:15 PM »
Try Grindr
tfw I've been tempted to but I have family members who look through my phone when they can

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 07:18:38 PM »
I live relatively near Florida
You're welcome at my place anytime.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 06:49:04 PM »
Tfw we don't live close enough to each other to have some love making time
Where do you live?
Florida.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 06:41:03 PM »
Tfw we don't live close enough to each other to have some love making time

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 06:02:14 PM »
And I'm not an old man what the fuck
I'm not hairy either you fucking douche
post pics of body to prove you're hairless.



Good thing I have one on hand
I'm turned on now.
Spoiler
Have any more with a bit less showing?

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 05:54:54 PM »
And I'm not an old man what the fuck
I'm not hairy either you fucking douche
post pics of body to prove you're hairless.

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The Flood / Re: Beer!
« on: November 15, 2015, 05:53:55 PM »
>drinking a substance which is actively dehydrating you, destroying your liver and altering your mental state

>ever
>implying life doesn't suck fucking ass
>implying I want to be in my sober mental state

Fuck that, bring on the drugs and provide some mental peace.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 04:13:04 PM »
inb4massivethreadpart3

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The Flood / Re: ITT: I will overlay the French flag on your avatar
« on: November 14, 2015, 04:48:21 PM »
Wait, that flag isn't pure white. Are you sure that's the French flag?

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