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2881
« on: December 05, 2015, 06:33:29 PM »
why the fuck would you put a biscuit in coffee? slap on some gravy on it you nigger
They call their cookies biscuits in bong speak or something.
2882
« on: December 04, 2015, 11:29:58 PM »
2883
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:48:37 PM »
Walking three miles home from a broken down car.
2884
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:31:09 PM »
>Big Red gum kills them
Wat?
2885
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:23:04 PM »
If I nuke the polar icecaps, would it kill everyone?
2886
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:12:43 AM »
Probably blow a couple of you.
2887
« on: December 03, 2015, 11:24:38 AM »
Sounds kinky.
2888
« on: December 03, 2015, 10:16:00 AM »
Finish my bachelors in teaching, spend the two-three years I have to work in a shitty middle school so I don't have to pay off my grants I'm getting, finally have insurance since I have an actual job and not just interning, get prescriptions to actual sleeping pills so I don't have to down 300mg of DPH minimum a night to sleep, hopefully move out of Florida once I'm finished with my mandated time for the grants since the education system here is shit (not sure if I want to move to a state with a good education system or see if I could get employed in another country, that would have to be something I need to do research on), and hopefully not just be a pathetic fuck.
I really don't know how things will work out that way however. Even if it does, that means that I'm going to be stuck in a shitty situation until I'm almost 30. I'm turning 24 in a week now, I won't be done with my bachelors program till 2017, so when I'm 26 or at least close to that age. The grants I'm getting means I'm going to be stuck treating brick walls for about 3 years which given my time interning for inclusion classrooms, I know that will be difficult. So, I'll be around 28-29 when things finally do look up for me. On top of that all, I am lonely pathetic fuck; I do hope that maybe that will change with financial stability at the very least. It probably won't though based off past inferences.
2889
« on: December 03, 2015, 09:45:08 AM »
Give me shrooms so I can have some fun over winter break.
2890
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:03:46 AM »
I'll read the article tomorrow, I'm staying up late to finish assignments.
So, to address the OP only, what person, male or female, wouldn't want a free ride if given the opportunity?
I mean, yeah, it's a scummy thing to do, but marrying someone wealthy and living a life of Luxury sure beats sleeping only 3 - 4 hours to wake up at 4 in the morning, compose entire lessons, driving 30 miles to a school randomly assigned to me, so I didn't get to choose the distance, teaching the lesson to inclusion classrooms that have students that you could even give the answers to a test and they still won't write it down on the sheet, and then come home to write a twenty page analysis.
2891
« on: December 03, 2015, 02:15:03 AM »
2892
« on: December 03, 2015, 12:05:13 AM »
Part of something I wrote a while back, some the other parts I feel need more fine tuning, but that will have to wait till after finals.
Children whose curiosity was once peaked Now subsided with the transubstantiated pixelated projection Of advertisements ingrained with indoctrination Classical conditioning for these pavlovian dogs Whose minds play dead for the pleasurable stimuli The static granules that are captivating to the eyes Responding to the clock to dictate when to rise and fall The hours of the day you live in rooms of grey for your meager pay Mimes, trapped in this invisible box, the silent clowns without tongue to talk They do not want to hear our thoughts Dissuading this entire lot
The bourgeoisie shall rule us all The proletariat shall stay ignorant and poor The hidden curriculum of transmitted lower expectations Of those in the lower socioeconomics stations Employed as another cog in this machination Oil and lube made from the blood and sweat Of those stupid workers who are kept In servitude in order to make sure their families’ needs are met
This indentured debt This slavery created as an outcome of becoming capitalism’s pet The blind patriots raising their hands to their hearts From kindergarten on so they remain strong Making sure they stay true To the values of those leading the red, white, and blue Conformed to these values to stay glued To the thought of being a martyr for the pursuit Of the freedom of this great fucking nation At least, that’s what the well-dressed man on the television said To the correspondents on the news stations
2893
« on: December 02, 2015, 09:52:18 PM »
Still a faggot though, can't justify having 100GB of neckbeard tier creep shit
Sure you can, it's hot, there's your justification.
2894
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:55:20 PM »
You can be a guy who likes playing with dolls whilst being perfectly comfortable being male. Truth.
2895
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:30:22 PM »
Merry Christmas, I got you a pony That's fucked up
If you didn't recognize the name change, I'm Zen. Expect nothing more than fucked up.
2896
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:25:34 PM »
Merry Christmas, I got you a pony
2897
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:12:46 PM »
I wanna learn how to be a good cock slut.
Do your homework and read some hentai.
Trust me, I do.
2898
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:08:14 PM »
I wanna learn how to be a good cock slut.
2899
« on: December 02, 2015, 02:46:40 PM »
I liked my own posts before it was cool.
2900
« on: December 02, 2015, 02:37:43 PM »
best waifu
tfw Midna's shortstack ass will never ride my cock
2901
« on: December 02, 2015, 02:34:54 PM »
Being a pervert.
2902
« on: December 02, 2015, 01:42:32 PM »
time for it to get torn apart when we realize we arent kids anymore
Well, the Adult Swim section is picking it up instead of the regular Cartoon Network, so they'll probably try to make it darker.
2903
« on: December 02, 2015, 01:16:46 PM »
I have the heart of the cards. You're finished.
2904
« on: December 02, 2015, 12:18:55 PM »
2905
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:51:49 AM »
Really though, the only thing that I take issue with is what he said about jokes. Jokes aren't meant to be taken seriously. They're used to satirize, to embellish, they're also used to make light of a terrible situation. No one(sane that is) telling a 9/11 joke is glad that those people burned to death or jumped to escape that fate.
2906
« on: December 02, 2015, 09:03:55 AM »
My classmates act nice to my face but I really don't know if it's a show or not. When they're not around one of our classmates, they talk a lot of shit about him behind his back. He's also probably one of the smartest in the class. I'm probably the second smartest out of the 8 of us and tend to turn in assignments about twice or three times as long as my classmates, which has lead to some offhand comments by classmates. I was told by the dude that they talk shit about behind his back that they do the same thing to me when I'm not around.
2907
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:11:43 AM »
I just read this whole thing out loud to a Skype call.
Sucks I had to go to bed so I could have worked on final projects. Been up since 5 working. Do me a favor and read it again when I can get on.
2908
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:04:20 AM »
Pretty sure Zen posted a manga like this in Anarchy once.
Ah, that thing was great. But yeah, I got to sympathize with Das and say this chick makes me feel normal.
2909
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:48:59 AM »
Snort Adderall.
2910
« on: December 01, 2015, 06:39:35 AM »
Write a speech about things not to do at a stoplight.
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