/pol/ is using my nazi snek.

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And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ KHMER N SHIET
http://realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/Khmer_Cambodia.htm
http://karanjazplace.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-secret-histories-of-black-people_17.html

 and already fapped or don't feel like it, but you can't skip because the writer is known for including scenario-related content even in H-scenes?

This is just a heads up.

Don't want snek to run off

Ted Bundy glared deep into the eyes of Jeffrey Dahmer. Dahmer exchanged a similar scowl. The smell of decomposing human flesh wafted through the air, caused by the decaying carcasses littering the ground. These two slashers had been going at one another's throats for months, duelling each other in order to determine who was the greatest murderer.
'Well, well, well.' Bundy laughed, a twisted smirk forming on his face. His eyes glinted like a pair of diamonds. 'If it isn't Jeff Dahmer, that pathetic excuse for a killer!'
Jeffrey let out a low, throaty growl in response. His brown eyes gleamed with anger and resentment.
'Pathetic?' he spat, gripping his power drill tighter. He soon had it in a death grip. 'Speak for yourself, fuckface!'

Ted stared at Jeffrey's blood-soaked face, and laughed scornfully. He swung his crowbar close to the other maniac's face. With an astonishing amount of haste, Dahmer darted out of the way. The Campus Killer exclaimed in shock, dazzled by his rival's speed. The Milwaukee Cannibal growled and thrusted the blade of his drill directly into Ted's abdomen. Jeff grinned in satisfaction as his enemy screamed.
'You cocksucking faggot!' the lady-killer shouted as he pulled the blade from his stomach. Jeffrey laughed at his insult, earning a slap across the face with the crowbar. The blonde homosexual plummeted to the cold ground, letting out a sharp squeak of pain. 'How do you like it, little bitch?!'

Jeffrey groaned and clutched the side of his head. He didn't dare get up, yet. Ted sniggered at the injured cannibal. In his eyes, Jeffrey Dahmer truly was pathetic. But at the same time, he was exceedingly brave, and maybe even a little...cute. No. Not just cute. Super hot! So what if Jeff was a man? The dark-haired lady-killer crouched down by his little catch, with a satisfied grin on his face. Dahmer glared up at him.
'What the Hell are you smiling at?' Jeffrey snapped. Ted's charming smile remained plastered on his face. The woman-murderer snatched the collar of Jeffrey's orange jumpsuit and pulled the cannibal close to him, smirking all the while.
'You're adorable, ya know that?' Ted whispered, running his fingers through Jeffrey's mop of dirty blonde hair. The psycho seemed to be stunned by this comment.
'...Th-thank you, I think.' Jeffrey stuttered, his eyes zooming suspiciously around the area. His body temperature rocketed to volcanic heat in the blink of an eye. His cheeks burned bright red as Ted's face drew closer to his. Before the cannibal could protest, their lips were locked together in a passionate kiss. Dahmer moaned into Bundy's mouth, while Ted explored every area, using his tongue. A muffled "Mmmm..." sound escaped their lips as the two killers passionately traded saliva.
***

After a few hours, innocent bystanders came across the most peculiar sight. Two male murderers, screwing each other in the alley behind a gay bar. After all that fighting and bitterness, it came clear that there was love between these two. It was just hidden behind the envy.

THE END

Late to the party I know, bit I'm crossfaded right now, so why not.

I think it says something about sep7 nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely dank. We've created life in our own image.

for being stuck inside a backpack while on my best friends back while my best friend is fucking my girlfriend.

Discuss them feels

Walrus Brogglebard and he stars a show called Vortex Marabamda?

T4R