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The Flood / Somebody once told me you had a boyfriend who was gonna roll me another blunt
« on: June 28, 2016, 11:25:36 PM »
force trauma to the head.
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The Flood / Somebody once told me you had a boyfriend who was gonna roll me another blunt« on: June 28, 2016, 11:25:36 PM »
force trauma to the head.
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The Flood / reminder that Hitler« on: June 28, 2016, 01:23:50 PM »
was against animal cruelty, the consumption of meat, alcohol consumption, and the smoking of cancer sticks. If you support any of these you're not a true national socialist
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The Flood / What if I told you that I study the science of anime girls« on: June 28, 2016, 01:07:27 PM »
and have deduced the materials science and genetics necessary for them?
People *are* trying to make them reality. Either they become real, or nothing matters 34
The Flood / can you guys watch my daughter while i go to the store?« on: June 28, 2016, 12:45:08 PM »
shes got some lemonade just keep an eye on her would you thanks
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The Flood / NSFW aaaah! w-wait!! don't cum inside me!!!« on: June 27, 2016, 07:39:06 PM »
it's not a safe day!!
*SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE* 38
The Flood / I want to bust a nut but« on: June 27, 2016, 12:37:18 PM »
I have a nasty cut on my thumb and I don't want any babies to grow out of it.
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The Flood / What's your favorite idea?« on: June 27, 2016, 10:19:20 AM »
Mine is being creative!
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The Flood / Kinda early but...« on: June 26, 2016, 11:24:58 PM »
gotta get ready for furry july.
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The Flood / IM THROWING YOU OUT OF MY PLANE, BIG GUY« on: June 21, 2016, 04:11:18 PM »
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete…..
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete…. ███████████] 99% complete….. ERROR! BIG Guys are irreplaceable I could never be bigger than you, Bane! Send this to ten other Big Guys who crashes your plane Or never get to call ittin️ again If you get 0 Back: Extra charge for them 3 back: You werent alone️ 5 back: You're banes hired gun 10+ back: BIG GUY 46
The Flood / I was sitting at home enjoying my home« on: June 17, 2016, 01:05:27 AM »
when all the sudden a doggo broke through the wall
fucking wall doggos! third time this week! 47
The Flood / If carrots make up more than 25% of your diet« on: June 16, 2016, 11:19:07 PM »
you will most likely develop deficiencies which could be serious.
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Gaming / Is anyone here unable to load ODST on MCC?« on: June 16, 2016, 07:46:51 AM »
Was going through the campaigns and found myself unable to get past the loading screen. Apparently I'm not the only one with that problem looking it up, so I was wondering if anyone here also has that issue. Already tried uninstalling both ODST and the whole game and re-installing it with no success.
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The Flood / Well, Mister Tea,« on: June 16, 2016, 02:58:13 AM »
I'm rather certain that the "what" of what-you've-written is intended more to amuse than to diffuse our fears of what a Trump Regime might achieve. And for that - I offer my appreciation. We all need a break from his serious foolishness. Or foolish seriousness - whatever works, right?
However, your jesting and the truth are not all that far apart; my data says that it's happened prior to now. Mostly, of course, in the past. In my own brief lifetime, my family and I lived near a family from the Planet Syracon. They wore strange hats, spoke through their noses, and were addicted to gum chewing. Oh, at first we all tried to be neighborly, and politely believed them when they told all of us that they were from Syracuse. We ultimately learned their true true place of origin - Syracon, which as it turned out was a planet that had depleted their food supply - which was a diet of flagstone. Shorty after they arrived, these aliens would collect flagstone and stockpile it in their back yard - where they would store it until they had arranged a rendezvous with the Mother Ship. None of us ever saw the Mother Ship, but we did see evidence of it landing in their backyard: a large, round area of burned-out grass - a space that they cleverly alleged had been an above-ground swimming pool which they claimed was removed for safety's sake. Eventually we knew better: the facts began to add up, and at some point - no doubt fearing that the neighbors had caught on - they put a for-sale sign on their front lawn, and were heard from no more. So, there it is, Mister Tea. You are another Jules Verne - the guy who brought us the submarine as fiction, well prior to its actual appearance - amusing us as he did with his oh-so prescient fiction. Thank you for your like-minded ingenuity. 51
The Flood / NSFW Look what came in the mail today« on: June 13, 2016, 12:15:35 AM »warning NSFW 52
The Flood / I really enjoy being random sometimes.« on: June 10, 2016, 06:47:35 PM »
Platypus! See; that's how random I am.
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The Flood / my sleeping is royally fucked« on: June 10, 2016, 11:39:09 AM »
Just woke up at 12:30 after falling asleep 7. Days before that I was falling asleep at 1 pm to wake up at 6-7 pm. Anyone else's sleep schedule fuck up after summer break started?
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The Flood / Yo muthafuckas so i was just wondering...« on: June 09, 2016, 07:15:00 PM »
Is there a cold-ass lil characta dat could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha, biatch? Let ridin' solo defeat his muthafuckin ass fo' realz. And I’m not poppin' off bout Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not poppin' off bout Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either n' shiznit yo. Hell, I’m not even poppin' off bout Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara wit tha Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan n' Rinnegan doujutsus (with tha rikodou abilitizzles n' bein capable of both Amateratsu n' Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wit his Gunbai, a slick Susano’o, control of tha juubi n' Gedou Mazou, wit Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted up in his ass so dat schmoooove muthafucka has mokuton kekkei genkai n' can big-ass up yin yang release ninjutsu while bein a expert up in kenjutsu n' taijutsu.
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The Flood / NSFW gangsta rap made me do it« on: June 08, 2016, 02:05:47 AM »
Everyonez countin on me
to cheer dem up n' give dem fuckin shitloadz of juice I hope dat I can help dem study fo' they test I be bout ta work hard ta support dem n' always try mah best itz so much funk ta help up in tha dormitory and be a supa moe n' generic loli "I wanna do suttin' fo' you" Oniichan holla'd I gasped n' holla'd "what is we goin ta do on tha bed?" oh no oh no POMF POMF! KIMOCHI whatz dis sticky shiznit on me son? They fuck wit me until I smell like salty coins n' milk Morning, everyone! Todizzle we gonna git fuckin shitloadz of fun UGUU is I cute? in mah straight-up swimsuit POMFPOMF wanna stay and play tha pop up pirate game? STOP STOP touchin me itz makin me feel all funky NII CHAN I gots a straight-up boner fo' you but please stop smellin mah pantsu Yay yay dawwwwg! fuck wit me ah ah you make me happy EVERYDAY POMF EVERYTIME IS POMF I wanna ride on nii-chan all dizzle long EVERYDAY POMF EVERYTIME IS POMF therez just no way dat thang will fit I be bout ta endure it POMF POMF! KIMOCHI but whatz dis sticky shiznit on me son? They fuck wit me until I smell like salty coins n' milk Morning, everyone! Todizzle we gonna git fuckin shitloadz of fun UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST 56
The Flood / tfw you stay up all night and day« on: June 08, 2016, 01:48:24 AM »
Fall asleep at 9 pm the first day, but the days afterwards you keep waking up around 1 am and play hell getting back to sleep.
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The Flood / NSFW I used ta mastabizzle onto birdz at a local park.« on: June 07, 2016, 05:52:50 PM »
Not a thang dat I be particularly proud as a muthafucka of but I became like phat at dat shit. I was takin supplements so I was blastin massive loadz n' it became suttin' of a shiznit ta mah dirty ass.
For mah playas interested here is yo' dopest game. first, you need ta find a isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender n' shit. I found a area where I saw tha pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yo ass. I was probably content wit envisionin tha occasionizzle joggin lady comin over n' takin a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shiznit on mah chest n' dat was enough ta gin n juice tha fire but if you not as sexually charged as me just take some porn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Afta you phat a horny, you git some bread. My fuckin pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birdz might gotz a taste fo' honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Fat birdz is slower n' easier ta hit so remember that. Once yo ass is on tha bench n' locked n loaded ta do tha deed, whip yo' roosevelt up n' scatta bread up within all dem feet of you, biatch. use yo' judgement based on how tha fuck far you know you can cum. I was a thugged-out depraved ass whoz ass could hit targets tha size of a thimble at distances up ta 4ft. Yo ass wait fo' tha pigeons ta begin smokin n' ta git laid back wit yo' presence fo' realz. At dis point, you wanna coo gently n' rap sensually ta dem ta bust they trust. Now you finally locked n loaded ta cum on yo' bird. This be a tough part cuz tha rapid motion of fuckin yo'self is straight-up frightenin ta tha birds, so you gotta be subtle. Once you masta a technique, you simply wind it up n' let it go, aimin dependin on yo' past cummin experiences. I always came high so I would aim fo' tha neck of tha bird n' catch it right up in tha face. It aint nuthin but a mad satisfying, horny-ass feeling, seein dem birdz reel round covered up in cum n' maybe even takin it ta other places up in tha hood. I aint done it up in muthafuckin years but every last muthafuckin now n' then I catch mah dirty ass gazin wistfully at a gangbangin' flock of birds, ding-a-ling throbbing, waitin fo' dem ta land close ta mah dirty ass. |