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The Flood / Who's planning on buying one?
« on: July 20, 2015, 02:43:54 AM »NSFW
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The Flood / Open your ass« on: July 12, 2015, 12:29:07 AM »
and your heart and mind will follow.
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The Flood / so i iz sez teh him, zoo u wub wafflez?« on: July 12, 2015, 12:17:28 AM »
he lookz at me and sez oh em gee no wai!
but THEN I HAD RECESS PUFFS FOR BREAKFAST? Recess? candy? for breakfast? NOOO IZ TEH BEST TASTIN CEREL IN TEH WORLD! then why is the box look like on one bowl? CUZ EETZ AWSOME IM EAN SRSLY YOU GET YOUR OWN WITTLE WORLD AND GET RICH SRSLY TRUST MEH IT WORKS! uh,, ok. 277
The Flood / Well Rocketman, you're right, God's real.« on: July 07, 2015, 09:40:59 PM »
They brought back French Toast Crunch. Discuss one of the best cereal's in existence.
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Septagon / Option to add semi-transparent rainbow flags...« on: June 29, 2015, 09:48:27 PM »
on top of our avatars? You should add it to the site. Show your pride for gay marriage being legal now.
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The Flood / PSA: top irony« on: June 25, 2015, 05:19:34 AM »
i have recently been avoiding impressive amounts of minor trouble with just my face and insane luck. instead of abusing whatever it is that did it, i've made a decision to stop being a gigantic twat.
don't worry, it does not mean posting less ;^) what i'm going to do is i'm going to (this grammar offends me btw) stop being mentally sixteen around alcohol and start by not drinking it at all for an entire week, starting tomorrow. i want to tell [s4s] so it hurts twice as much if i fail ;^) please water yourself, and wear presentable underwear at all times literally ilu tbh Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン 283
The Flood / I think I might be in love with keksandra.« on: June 25, 2015, 05:14:20 AM »Post keksandra 284
The Flood / What would happen« on: June 16, 2015, 07:47:14 AM »If you forgot to stop on your right foot? 285
The Flood / Easy way to become a better person« on: June 11, 2015, 12:16:37 AM »
I know I've been preaching this a lot, but you really should read The Catcher In The Rye. Holden Caulfield is a personal hero of mine, and he should also be yours.
Who wants to discuss the book? Oh, extra discussion value: what books have you read that have changed your life? Quote Don't feel like reading a super-short book? I can help. Here are the main ideas of the book: 286
Serious / Let's talk about killing as a form of punishment.« on: June 11, 2015, 12:13:53 AM »
Is it ever justified?
In my opinion, it's not. When we kill killers, we become them. No matter what crime someone has committed, the death penalty should never be an option. 287
The Flood / Mostly everyone on this forum is a phony« on: June 11, 2015, 12:08:22 AM »
Regurgitating memes, spewing hatred about groups you know nothing about, acting autistic in general...yeah.
People on this forum, and people in the world, mold their opinions to either match or refute the opinions of others. They don't objectively look at the world and form their own. And why do they do this? Why do you do this? To look cool and be accepted by your peers. Not everyone here does this; I am in no way generalizing. And I don't even hate the phonies. I'm just pointing it out, to help them. Agree? 289
The Flood / I really do love raping« on: May 30, 2015, 07:55:36 PM »
little boys. What, did you think this was going to be another grades on tests reply?
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The Flood / Introducing the newest latest dankest memest« on: May 23, 2015, 12:50:14 AM »
that will forever change the way you see dank memes: a-anime~
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger 291
The Flood / If you are reading this while browsing the front page« on: May 23, 2015, 12:14:44 AM »Awoo~ 292
The Flood / What makes a meme a meme?« on: May 20, 2015, 01:56:37 AM »
What makes a meme dank? These are the questions I ask on a daily basis, as a student of Sep7agon University's Meme Philosophy Department. I am asking you, Flood, what makes a meme a meme?
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The Flood / My friend and I are in an argument.« on: May 20, 2015, 01:52:33 AM »
I say there's a definite possibility that Hitler went his whole life without ever seeing a dog. My friend claims that he MUST have seen a dog at some point, even though there's zero evidence supporting that claim.
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The Flood / I'm still not feeling well.« on: May 18, 2015, 11:30:02 AM »
Who wants to help nurse me back to health?
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The Flood / So, today is my birthday« on: April 20, 2015, 02:56:03 AM »
I've turned 126 years old now. My only wish this birthday is for what I started long ago to be completed.
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The Flood / compiled list of straight stuff« on: April 18, 2015, 04:56:44 PM »
so we need to outline anything straight so we can know what to do in our perfect heterosexual lives
go i'll start Laying in the laps of cute guys and snuggling is straight. 297
The Flood / You guys know the image of the dog having Nam flashbacks.« on: April 08, 2015, 08:47:09 AM »Well, I just improved on it. Added one more and fixed something. Newer one. 298
The Flood / Hey everyone, I just got a hot tub.« on: April 01, 2015, 08:25:10 PM »
You're all invited, except for one person. Let's party.
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The Flood / Greentext your experiences.« on: March 25, 2015, 01:21:08 AM »
>be me, 21
>i went to home depot >and >i asked the man for paint >and he picked me up >and then he brought me to the back >and ravished me >and then >he leant down >and he said >"paint's on the house" >and that was the last time i went to home depot for paint >don't ask me about the time i asked for wood >be at same home depot >1 month later >ask for wood >employee asks if I need help >ask4wood.jpeg >sure he says >he says sure >sure >brings me to lumber yard >lumber yard is on isle 923 >isle 922 is bricks >ask me about bricks later >lumber yard >asks for wood >he says what kind >dark >turns around >around we go >he drops his pants >ravishes me >picks me up and looks at me >says it was his pleasure >only at chick fil a >not chick fil a, home depot >ravishes me again >tells me to knock on wood >mfw >go to home depot >again >tell them i'm looking for lawn care >get to garden section >they ask how they can help me >tell them I need to trim hedges >tell me brb >man comes back >new stocky man comes too >they say i need tools >power tools >for those hedges >ask me to come with them to tool section >there is not tool section >they give me pruners >drop their pants >command me to prune >ravished me >asked me how i liked trimming the hedges >old woman walks up to me >cry >she ravishes me >garden section 300
The Flood / You're now in a country where the age of consent is 13« on: March 09, 2015, 03:49:32 PM »
Do you go for it?
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