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The Flood / Re: Just finished Berserk
« on: March 19, 2015, 10:49:41 PM »

Except that Berserk is actually good.

9546
The Flood / Re: So the girl in front of me just took a snapchat of me
« on: March 19, 2015, 10:34:50 PM »

9547
The Flood / Re: Anyone who lives in Oklahoma is a faggot.
« on: March 19, 2015, 10:27:35 PM »
it's not that bad
Poor man's Texas.
Texas's retarded conjoined brother.

9548
The Flood / Re: Yo soy el taco!
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:12:34 PM »

9549
The Flood / Re: lets get this party started
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:11:52 PM »
I'm in the other one for now.

9550
The Flood / Re: What Drug is Sep7?
« on: March 19, 2015, 08:03:38 PM »
Tylenol

9551
The Flood / Re: OFFICIAL JENNY DEATH GENERAL DISCUSS JENNY DEATH
« on: March 19, 2015, 07:55:24 PM »
even back then Slayer was the king of the big four.
Objectively right.
Who hacked Korra's account to get her to agree with me?
I like Slayer, so I can't disagree.

9552
The Flood / Re: I really hate ugly people
« on: March 19, 2015, 07:54:27 PM »

9553
The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 19, 2015, 07:34:16 PM »

Come to think of it, I never actually answered >.>

I'm still a virgin
Say it loud and proud Elliot.
#Can'tDodgeTheRodge

This Elliot?


Don't worry, I know that you are a pure Christfag.

I'm trying to understand the Canadian, plz no distractions
DISTRACTING

9554
The Flood / Re: You live in the first world
« on: March 19, 2015, 07:33:03 PM »
lol

9555
The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 19, 2015, 07:32:38 PM »

Come to think of it, I never actually answered >.>

I'm still a virgin
Say it loud and proud Elliot.
#Can'tDodgeTheRodge

This Elliot?


Don't worry, I know that you are a pure Christfag.

9556
The Flood / Re: OFFICIAL JENNY DEATH GENERAL DISCUSS JENNY DEATH
« on: March 19, 2015, 07:31:46 PM »
even back then Slayer was the king of the big four.
Objectively right.

9557
The Flood / Re: Combine 2 random words off the top of your head.
« on: March 19, 2015, 07:27:12 AM »
Unstoppable Force

9558
The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:33:16 AM »
Fuuuark it was romantic as fuq

I started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe.

 So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to me
lol
You laughing at my awkwardness?
Yes, yes I am.

9559
The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:46:51 PM »
Fuuuark it was romantic as fuq

I started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe.

 So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to me
lol

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wort

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:58:16 PM »
How about no.
You got blood on his seat covers and he got mad, didn't he?
Har har.

9563
The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:55:13 PM »
How about no.

9565
The Flood / Re: What would it take for you to join the army?
« on: March 18, 2015, 06:46:56 PM »
Only if I get to smell napalm every morning.

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The Flood / Re: LOL Look at this
« on: March 18, 2015, 05:58:08 PM »

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The Flood / Re: what is the best meat ouside of the basic ones?
« on: March 18, 2015, 07:59:21 AM »
If it's not in this image you're wrong

weeb

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The Flood / Re: what is the best meat ouside of the basic ones?
« on: March 17, 2015, 08:22:08 PM »
Turkey and tilapia

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