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The Flood / Re: How much cum?!
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:10:00 PM »
about tree fiddy

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Gaming / Re: Reach UI is best UI
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:09:31 PM »
Reach UI was shit.

Honestly for me, Halo CE had the best UI. Simple and awesome.
How am I supposed to look for my friends with the CE UI?

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Gaming / Re: I'm a little confused with Fred 104's armour
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:07:58 PM »
343 art styles replacing old Bungie armors. That's why.

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The Flood / Re: Opening day tomorrow
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:04:48 PM »
Wooo! Go Nationals!

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The Flood / Re: >hanging out with mom
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:03:52 PM »

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Zuko, Iroh, Toph or Sokka.

Can't decide.

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The Flood / Re: Agamemnon Contingency
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:01:01 PM »
What's the contingency for Tru, should he become a mod?
Forum wide suicide.

That seems a little drastic.

Might I suggest harassing him with the attached image until he has a stroke?

Spoiler
If you want something that works: tell him that he's short, to go to bed, and to continue doing his sister.
The funny thing is it really would work.
lol yea

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The Flood / Re: Agamemnon Contingency
« on: April 06, 2015, 01:01:38 AM »
What's the contingency for Tru, should he become a mod?
Forum wide suicide.

That seems a little drastic.

Might I suggest harassing him with the attached image until he has a stroke?

Spoiler
No, that's retarded.

If you want something that works: tell him that he's short, to go to bed, and to continue doing his sister.

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The Flood / Re: Agamemnon Contingency
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:56:59 AM »
What's the contingency for Tru, should he become a mod?
Forum wide suicide.

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The Flood / Re: Agamemnon Contingency
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:50:10 AM »
So, tell me, how long did you spend on this?
I didn't see the time, maybe about ten minutes?

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The Flood / Agamemnon Contingency
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:24:02 AM »
I have found Mr. Psychologist's secret contingency plans for every member of the Mod Team from a unknown party. Here is the file:

This is Mr. Psychologist. Security Level: Omega. Password: Alpha-Sigma/ 01-3-37/

Enable new protocol. Title: Agamemnon Contingency.
Should any of the members of the Mods turn rogue we need to have plans in place to handle each and every one of us should we become a threat. The members of the Team are my teammates but...we need to be prepared for the worst. Always.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Black Sun

If Cheat ever becomes a threat to the forum the following protocols will need to be enacted to ensure our survival. The sample of a job application in board 2.0 provided by Cheat himself will incapacitate him with brief exposure, and prolonged exposure will in all probability be fatal. Portions of this job application under exposure to child support created a variation of the application that is court by origin. Side effects of this type of application are unknown. Further testing is required.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Purple Haze

DemonicChronic is the heart and soul of the Mod Team, however his mod skills and overall dankness make him a formidable opponent if he ever turned against us. His vulnerability to hemp would be hard to exploit in a defensive position, however research suggests that a nanite virus spiked with responsibility would cause his cannabis covered skin to combust in contact with the clean air neutralizing him as a threat. Must investigate further.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: God-Emperor

The bolter of a commissar is the most powerful weapon in the universe, limited only by the amount of people it can blow into pieces. The bolter cannot be separated from the user except in the event of their death. And the gun's natural defenses prevent direct attack. But in order to USE the bolter the commissar needs to see what they're doing, while an attack to the eyes would be ill-advised due to the defenses of the bolter. See Table 69-A for full offensive lists and their probabilities of success. Research indicates a post-hypnotic suggestion could be implanted into the commissar's psyche causing themselves to believe to be blind. The bolter would then shoot them in the face enforced by their own incapacity. Must test out this theory on Fuklaw.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Athens

Isara is a good friend, which is one reason it would be difficult to face her in combat should she turn against the Team. Its not a thought I relish, but if it must be done the following strategy could be useful: if she could be convinced that she's fighting an equal she could then theoretically be trapped in an unending cycle of breast debates against a phantom opponent. Must investigate feasibility of neural-virtual reality technology.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Equus ferus caballus

Flee. A unique opponent. Every pony tattoo in his body is under his command and he could make himself into any pony he imagines, we're unlucky and lucky that he's on our side and that he is more concern in doing sexual coitus with horses than anything else. But should he turn, shooting him with high caliber anti-friendship bullets or some other anti-pony armament are the best emergency response I've been able to identify. After that...its just a question of burial site.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Rising Sun

The biggest attribute of any weeb is their tenacity and never give up attitude. Yutaka is no exception. Tests show that there are little counters to a weeb attack since they are resilient to most Western logic or culture. One of the exceptions to this are Spider-Man threads, counter-attacking a weeb thread with Spider-Man has been so far the best route in dealing with a weeb of this size. Further testing is required.

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If these contingency plans are discovered in the wake of me being incapacitated, please understand this had to be done for each of us. Which brings us to...

Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Omnissiah

While Mr. Psychologist is a master strategist and technopriest...he is only metal. The best way to disable his strategic and technological abilities would be to distract him. His computers are an excellent blind spot, as is his endless crusade to protect the cyborgkind. Taking hostages is a good distraction, particularly if they are friends, family or kitchen appliances. THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS.


End of protocol directions.

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The Flood / Re: How high are you?
« on: April 05, 2015, 11:21:49 PM »
about tree fiddy

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The Flood / Re: Anyone watch cartoons anymore?
« on: April 05, 2015, 11:19:46 PM »
Yep, shit like Steven Universe, Regular Show and Adventure Time are a-okay.

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The Flood / Re: verbatim must be happy there are no mods right now
« on: April 05, 2015, 10:51:55 PM »
My favorite part about Tru is his shortness

It makes him ideal for patting
Like a cat, but with less tsundere.


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The Flood / Re: i have come to a sudden realization
« on: April 05, 2015, 10:47:15 PM »
Or perhaps there is no God to begin with? Some questions don't have/need answers and perhaps the meaning of life is to have multiple ones across the universe and even multiverse.

Then again, if multiverse theory is correct, the odds of A God or Gods existing increases dramatically.
The Multiverse theory sounds too cool tho

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The Flood / Re: Yamcha vs stick
« on: April 05, 2015, 05:21:07 PM »
Yamcha was pretty cool back in the original DB saga.
Too bad he became Yamcha.

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The Flood / Re: What goes through your head when you get a PM on here?
« on: April 05, 2015, 05:02:47 PM »
"oh goody"

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The Flood / Re: Is it me or...
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:57:29 PM »
I'm not seeing it.

I feel like you're trying too hard to find something that isn't there but that's just me.
you're so fun

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The Flood / Re: Is it me or...
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:53:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: THE REBELS HAVE TAKEN A COMMAND POST
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:51:59 PM »
Rogered.

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The Flood / Re: what is the best Slayer album
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:47:06 PM »
Pretty damn brutal.

YouTube

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The Flood / Is it me or...
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:44:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: You guys remember this faggot?
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:43:41 PM »
lol

Indeed. I remember when I first saw this shit back in 2010. Anonymous fucked him up good.

Oh.... and the aftermath...

YouTube


Don't even feel sorry for him. He had it coming.
Still, I do feel kinda sad for him. He's life was ruined, Anon went too far.

Well that's what happens when you insult people like me by calling them metal loving fuckheads.
Doesn't Onision insult people every day?

You know what? Good question. Anon should just go after him. That is unless.... Onision is one of them and not a vulnerable target.
I guess its because Onision is actually honest about his opinions.

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Serious / Re: Would anyone be interested in a formal debate?
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:42:00 PM »
Formal debate?

"And you my good sir, should drinkt a bottle of a highly basic substance. Good day!"

That's how formal debates would go down here.

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The Flood / Re: You guys remember this faggot?
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:40:32 PM »
lol

Indeed. I remember when I first saw this shit back in 2010. Anonymous fucked him up good.

Oh.... and the aftermath...

YouTube


Don't even feel sorry for him. He had it coming.
Still, I do feel kinda sad for him. He's life was ruined, Anon went too far.

Well that's what happens when you insult people like me by calling them metal loving fuckheads.
Doesn't Onision insult people every day?

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The Flood / Re: Do you exercise? If you don't, why not?
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:39:01 PM »
Question.

How do I know if I'm getting muscle or if I'm just bloated?
How do the two correlate?
If you build muscle you will know because the results will be visual. Being bloated is just the swelling in your abdominal region and the general feeling of being full and uncomfortable.
But I can't tell with my tummy.
Well if you get abs it means that you get muscle.

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The Flood / Re: Do you exercise? If you don't, why not?
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:37:20 PM »
Question.

How do I know if I'm getting muscle or if I'm just bloated?
This is muscle:



This is bloated:



There's a clear difference.

They sting.
lol

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The Flood / Re: Do you exercise? If you don't, why not?
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:33:05 PM »
Question.

How do I know if I'm getting muscle or if I'm just bloated?
This is muscle:



This is bloated:



There's a clear difference.

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