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7561
« on: July 12, 2015, 01:47:19 PM »
Orange you going to let me in? ...
valiant effort
Got one: A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?! Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that car?" God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
7562
« on: July 12, 2015, 01:44:06 PM »
Orange you going to let me in?
edit: Dammit you made me mess up the quotes!
7563
« on: July 12, 2015, 01:41:41 PM »
And you laughed at it. doesn't work like that cheater
Knock knock.
who's there
Orange.
7564
« on: July 12, 2015, 01:40:37 PM »
lolwut
7565
« on: July 12, 2015, 01:39:45 PM »
Knock knock.
7566
« on: July 12, 2015, 01:35:42 PM »
>cannot appreciate a well-made sniper fight
7567
« on: July 12, 2015, 01:32:19 PM »
Taking a tall, blonde and strong Grey Warden for dinner with the fam? I am okay with this.
Also I have many avatars, most being the same person, but choose one.
7568
« on: July 12, 2015, 12:47:58 AM »
Who wears the trousers of this relationship?
Your sister.
7570
« on: July 12, 2015, 12:22:30 AM »
Sigh. Preparing thermonuclear warheads. 
7571
« on: July 12, 2015, 12:19:21 AM »
7572
« on: July 12, 2015, 12:15:23 AM »
7573
« on: July 11, 2015, 11:50:02 PM »
7574
« on: July 11, 2015, 11:44:34 PM »
Wilkommen.
7575
« on: July 11, 2015, 11:16:47 PM »
7576
« on: July 11, 2015, 11:11:15 PM »
7577
« on: July 11, 2015, 04:33:55 PM »
finally!
7578
« on: July 11, 2015, 04:32:18 PM »
7579
« on: July 11, 2015, 04:28:41 PM »
Nazi ubersoldaten were too much for them
7580
« on: July 11, 2015, 04:19:56 PM »
flowre
7581
« on: July 11, 2015, 02:57:59 PM »
i wonder who pitched the idea of casting eisenberg
Probably the same guy that wants Tyrese to be John Stewart
i don't know who either of those are
John Stewart is the black Green Lantern and this is Tyrese
people care about green lantern?
I don't get it either, but he's a staple of the Justice League. And if it comes down to it, John Stewart>Hal Jordan.
I wasn't specifically talking about Hal. The Green Lantern Corps in general are lolworthy.
They're like the Fantastic 4 of the DCverse.
Crappy space cops are crappy.
7582
« on: July 11, 2015, 01:08:14 AM »
The Boulder > The Rock
7583
« on: July 11, 2015, 12:49:59 AM »
7584
« on: July 11, 2015, 12:42:02 AM »
PS TRIPLE
7585
« on: July 10, 2015, 10:03:17 PM »
Somewhat relevant, I remember reading a Black Panther comic in which T'challa has a conversation with Dr. Doom.
Doom says something along the lines of "the african people are physically superior but lack the intelligence of other races". Which is pretty fucked up if it's not true, considering this was only published a few years ago...
If Doom said it then its correct, because Doom is always right.
Well, yeah. But also because if he was wrong, that makes Marvel pretty fucking racist.
Well Doom said it and we all know Doom suffers from a severe case of Messiah Complex and thus believes he is superior to every single human in history. Which he kinda is to a degree.
The way he said it wasn't meant to be taken as a boost to himself, though. It was more like:
*Panther walks into room, kicks some ass or whatever*
Doom
"I've always admired the African specimen... their physical superiority-"
Panther
"If you finish that sentence with "makes up for their lack of intelligence", I'm going to wail on you."
Doom
"But it's true, though."
The situation clearly seemed to imply that physically, black>white (or at least, predispositioned to be so).
Still, he is still so arrogant to say something like that. Its just soooooo Dr. Doom.
7586
« on: July 10, 2015, 09:57:52 PM »
Somewhat relevant, I remember reading a Black Panther comic in which T'challa has a conversation with Dr. Doom.
Doom says something along the lines of "the african people are physically superior but lack the intelligence of other races". Which is pretty fucked up if it's not true, considering this was only published a few years ago...
If Doom said it then its correct, because Doom is always right.
Well, yeah. But also because if he was wrong, that makes Marvel pretty fucking racist.
Well Doom said it and we all know Doom suffers from a severe case of Messiah Complex and thus believes he is superior to every single human in history. Which he kinda is to a degree.
7587
« on: July 10, 2015, 09:54:51 PM »
Somewhat relevant, I remember reading a Black Panther comic in which T'challa has a conversation with Dr. Doom.
Doom says something along the lines of "the african people are physically superior but lack the intelligence of other races". Which is pretty fucked up if it's not true, considering this was only published a few years ago...
If Doom said it then its correct, because Doom is always right.
7588
« on: July 10, 2015, 09:50:15 PM »
7589
« on: July 10, 2015, 09:47:05 PM »
End your own life with a baseball bat.
7590
« on: July 10, 2015, 09:46:08 PM »
Top 5:
1. Super Mario World
2. Spider-man (PS1)
3. Wolfenstein 3D
4. Halo 2
5. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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