i dont give a damn

The Lord of the Flies.

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Why don't we fuse the sites for a super mega ultimate offsite?

Bungleboards was made by and for bronies.

Why hasn't God done anything about it?

It's not like that any more

Stop slandering my site ;____;

It needs to be destroyed for the greater good of God.

I'm containing them for the sake of everyone else

No. They need to be put down.

Immediately.

Quote from: Korra on October 24, 2015, 08:30:53 PM

Did you meet the kid that tells you about the ants near the Super-Duper mart?

I have not. Should I go back there?

When I played I found him outside the Super-Duper mart, like not outside but nearby it. And he found me tbh but yeah, do the "Those!" quest.

Deactivated the nuke. Holden (Lucas Simms's son) awarded me with the key to that empty house that I kept walking by, and now I get to use it as my living quarters. Fucking YES. It's great, because now I actually have a place to store all of my items, and a place to sleep at consistently. But more importantly a place to store my items.

I reported back to Moira after visiting the Super-Duper mart, and she gave me a food purifier. Very, very nice. But now she wants me to irradiate myself with 200-600 rads for her research... <_< Kinda crazy, but not something I'm unwilling to do. I'm standing next to the nuke, now, waiting to get sufficiently irradiated. I might get bored and stop, though.

Did you meet the kid that tells you about the ants near the Super-Duper mart?

no

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qeq

how do you pronounce this?

you pronounce it like this:

y-ou-can-go-f-uck-your-s-elf-you-nig-er

that doesn't seem right, are you sure?

yes

ask verbatim

i'm pretty sure verb can't read. you're definitely wrong.

im right tho

Quote from: Korra on October 23, 2015, 05:51:52 PM

qeq

how do you pronounce this?

you pronounce it like this:

y-ou-can-go-f-uck-your-s-elf-you-nig-er

oh, but that's what i said tho

population declines

no more overpopulation

many problems solved

Quote from: Tsirist on October 24, 2015, 02:09:29 PM

So would any of the ANs here be amenable to a one-child policy rather than complete restraint from children universally all at once? With the given that it is feasible to enforce, somehow. Curious about your thoughts on that less-dramatic (imo) approach.

Like China? Yeah. If all future couples just had one kid, it wouldn't be enough to sustain the human race. We could have a voucher system for that, I think.

Adoption is, of course, still an option for anyone who wants kids.

Oh it would sustain it, but the population would be smaller and more controlled, solving many overpopulation problems.

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Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 24, 2015, 01:38:15 PM

Gotcha.

I don't think you want ALL people to stop having kids. Just some people.

Yeah...

I have mental list really, raging from the cast of Jersey Shore to the Middle East. lol

Well, your intentions are different from Verb and I. We want kids to stop being born 'cuz it's wrong, you want them to stop being born because their parents are annoying..
?

So it's not really the same but I definitely understand the thought behind it lol

I was mostly joking, but those genes really need to cease to exist tbh fam

Copy dispatched now.

ETA 4 hours, Red Leader.

I entered Vault 106.

For some reason, I expected this to be a more... pleasant visit. As I opened the vault, it didn't occur to me at first just how easy it was to get in--normally, as the Overseer has taught us, you don't come in, and you don't come out. Nonetheless, I thought I'd meet a couple of friendly faces.

It became clear to me that I wasn't in a safe place as soon as I spotted a small puddle of blood on the floor, just before I reached what was supposed to be the vault's living quarters. All the rooms were dark, with desks, sheets of paper, and other rubbish strewn about all over the floor. One room early on was home to a couple of fried skeletons guarding a monitor and two laser pistols. Unfortunately, the laser pistols lacked batteries, and the terminal was too cryptic for me to hack, so I made a note to invest in my science skill the next time I leveled up.

I experienced mild frame rate issues as I shambled across the dilapidated chambers of the vault's decrepitude, wondering if it had anything to do with the fact that my flashlight was constantly turned on. Occasionally, I would have an encounter with what my pip-boy referred to as an "insane survivor"--I wondered, survivor of what? Regardless, they were dangerous, and a lot of them attacked with combat knives and lead pipes. Towards the end, I even came across one crazed fellow with a sledgehammer.

With a strong desire to conserve ammunition, I took out the bulk of the insanos with various blunt objects--the same ones they would use, typically. I only pulled out my pistol if they ran, which was cumbersome--the game allows you to place hotkeys on nine different weapons. Kinda like Ratchet & Clank's quick-select feature. Trouble is, the keys are very unresponsive, and the insanos would manage to escape every time. V.A.T.S. didn't help--I was better off clubbing everybody to death, which was very satisfying to do with the lead pipe. It made me feel like I was the insane one.

In fact, one of the strangest things that occurred during my infiltration was the fact that my vision kept going all blurry. A blue filter would splash across my field of vision every so often, giving me hallucinations and teleporting me to random locations. It was startling at first, because I had no idea what the fuck was going on--but then I read on some terminal that the reason everyone's going insane, including me, is because the Overseer started spilling some kind of neurotoxic gas into the vault, for some unstated reason. That cleared things up, somewhat, but it made me want to read the first terminal I saw towards the beginning even more.

One of the survivors wasn't insane, however, as noted by my pip-boy. He put up a lot more of a fight, and had a great deal more HP than anybody else I fought. He was also the only one I saw wearing a labcoat in there. I felt bad for killing him, but I was going through a really bad hallucination at that point--the Tunnelsnakes from Vault 101 started appearing and disappearing, attacking me, and I just wanted it to end. <_< Killing the poor guy seemed to be the only means to that end, and I never had another hallucination for the rest of the vault after I did. Still--he was an aggressor, and I was only acting out of self-defense anyway.

Once I leveled up, I invested in speech and science, and went for the Daddy's Boy perk. Alas--when I accessed the terminal, I failed to override the lockout. Hopefully it'll only be locked for twenty-four hours, like most password interfaces.

As for looting, I had a pretty decent harvest. Lots of valuable items sitting on shelves were mine for the taking. Conductors, sensor modules, wonderglue, turpentine, lots of pre-war money, big cartons of cigarettes, a fission battery, a science bobblehead, lots of food, and even a miniature nuke were all pocketed. Most importantly, I found a few stimpacks--not a lot, but enough to keep me going for awhile. In the vault, I found a couple of beds, so I got all my limbs healed up without too much trouble, but...

Man. What a fucked up place that was. And I still haven't even completed it yet.

I suppose I should know by now that nowhere is safe in this game.

I can only imagine that this vault is only one of a very many I'll be experiencing.

You should write stories.

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How bad does life have to get for you to say, "Okay, life sucks, let's stop having kids."

How many more wars do we have to go through? How many more holocausts?

Nuclear holocaust.

That would probably be the point of no return for me as well.

Yup. Luckily it hasn't happened yet, our world leaders haven't reached that point of stupidity.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_Arkhipov

yeah i know

total cool guy

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Head and Shoulders

Ah yes, the scent of decapitated peasents.
Always a pleasure.

Oh hi, I'm Korra, the person not judging your preference on shampoos.

i think he was making a joke about the fact that it's called "head and shoulders"

uh, i think
maybe not

I guess so.

But whatevs.