There's no such thing as "thinking too much."

I see myself as a lone island in a sea of evil, the last, noble knight in a city of whores and liars.

Oh no its Vaatu, the dark kite spirit!!!!

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?" They reply, "'Well, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit eh". The devil decides they aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning, there they are, still in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?" Again they reply, "Well, like we told ya, we're from Canada, land of ice and snow, and we're just happy for a chance to warm up a little, eh." This gets the devil steamed up. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. People are wailing and screaming. He finds the two Canadians in light jackets, grilling sausages and drinking beer. The devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves." The two Canadians reply, "We don't get much warm weather in Toronto. We've just got to have a cook-out when the weather is THIS nice." The devil is furious, and decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, icicles are everywhere, people are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles. He finds the two Canadians back in their parkas, toques and mittens. But now they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men! The Devil is dumbfounded. "When I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?" The two guys from Toronto look at the devil in surprise, "Don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup.

Lololololol

Its a sad day indeed when DeeJ is praised for something.

Gais I'm nao giunt cusmic spurit grill nao k? K.

It's not my fault that your dog was infected by your cure for cancer.

Oh....I get it. Fuckin Will Smith.

>can't even execute animals


What kind of person are you?

Someone who doesn't kill animals because someone else told me to.

Now kill your dog before it attacks you and make everyone cry out of sadness.

Nou

I am legend.

Now for the doublessage.

*Massages both feet in an erotic, yet effective manner. It eventually ends...*

Never need to worry about circulation problems, now.

*unable to speak because of sheer ecstasy*

hehe

Congratulations for the first time in my bed.

(lolwtf)

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Behold true power!!! I Am Legend.

(I just made you Legendary)

Steve Harvey Norman Osborn is not only the second largest oil party in America and Europe but he is doing great things for you.

(LOL)

(Holy shit!)

Steve

this is the only fetish thread on this site

It is? I swear I saw another one in here.

Anyway, I really like blondes...like you have no idea. I don't care if they are American, Russian, British or male or female, blondes are my jam.