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18151
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:05:03 PM »
I agree completely. Harmony and "respectable discussion" is boring. Cheat should just make the anarchy forum. People who don't like it don't have to go there. It's a win-win situation. I don't know why everyone is so against the idea.
I guess this is the most sensible solution. Like a Sentinel Wall containing the infection from spreading. Should be called "The Hive"
18152
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:58:31 PM »
I probably deserve it. I occasionally have very vivid dreams that involve me casually slaughtering a group of unconscious people in the privacy of a home.
18153
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:55:35 PM »
I am not worthy.
You've been chosen. You are worthy.
18154
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:54:17 PM »
Ebola.
18155
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:52:26 PM »
>Could not fit Ironman and Zizzy on my list
Please dun kill me.
Welcome to the Legends.
18156
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:51:39 PM »
Super Mario World
18157
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:46:31 PM »
Sop. Slash Cheat Kiyo Chronic Korra Noelle Cam Comms
Okay. We kill Comms and everything will be alright.
Dibs on his shoes. What? They would be great bait to fish with.
18158
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:44:32 PM »
18159
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:41:32 PM »
Vien Das Kinder TBlocks Korra Kiyo Chronic Hawk
What if I want more than eight people?
Ayy...
18160
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:36:36 PM »
The problem with that is....?
Cause it would break this small community apart and ruin Cheat's work. You are just an ass that wants to see us crumble into a cesspool of hate and stuff, no....we don't want to become Sentra.
18161
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:34:47 PM »
Hello Legendaries. Why do I see a pic of a hot girl?
Because why not?
18162
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:33:28 PM »
We don't want everyone at each other's throats so...nay.
18163
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:30:36 PM »
Part Four: Unyielding
TBlocks and Korra looked around what used to be Jason Jones's throne room. The Offtopite corruption had vanished most of the room's structure away except the skeleton of the once glorious leader of the old ones. He still sat upon his throne, as he has always done.
"Blocks...I don't want to stay in here anymore." Korra quietly said, still shaken by the horrors she had to go through prisoner of the Offtopites.
TBlocks agreed and gave her his magnum sidearm, she still looked weak and would probably unable to bend anything. They both exited the throne room and were met with a gurgling roar.
"AT LAST I SEE! THE SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED!!!" The evil voice of Long face resonated throughout the whole downed forum. There wasn't enough time now, the duo moved quickly.
Now coming in into the reactor chamber, TBlocks and Korra saw that a wave of Offtopites had come in had settled defensive positions around the reactor. The way out was now effectively blocked. Korra looked at the massive reactor above them, it looked damaged.
"The reactor...make a chain reaction. Nuke this forum, end the Offtopites once and for all." Korra told her companion, the Armored Canadian could see the hatred for #Off-Topic in her eyes. She had been tortured by these monsters and wanted nothing but revenge, TBlocks nodded in agreement. This infection had to end once and for all.
TBlocks famed out of cover and ran over towards the reactor's control panel, the reactor was damaged enough that a few rounds of his assault rifle could penetrate the metallic shell of the fusion cores of the reactor. But first he had to remove the shielding of each fusion core. One of the cores was unshielded but as soon as he did so, an Offtopites had seen him and alerted the others of the Canadian's presence.
Our hero threw three grenades at the incoming horde, blowing several of them into pieces. But even so he couldn't reach to the unshielded fusion core, Korra saw that her rescuer needed some rescuing. She blew several Offtopites heads with some precision aiming with her magnum. This gave the Canadian and opening to fire his rifle at the unshielded core, blowing it up. The two could hear how reactor began to shake once one of the cores exploded.
One down, two more to go. Long face felt this, he would not be defeated this way. He sent his most powerful weapon yet. Korra unlocked the second core, unshielding it. "Its open!" She shouted.
TBlocks ripped through two Offtopites with his combat knife and sprinted towards Korra. "I'm gonna need some covering fire." TBlocks said,
"Will do." Korra replied, she continued to fire her pistol at the incoming Offtopites and give TBlockz enough time to blow that fusion core.
Booom! The core went out in a cloud of super heated plasma as the other one. TBlocks smiled, this was too easy. But it then he frowned again...this was too easy. Then he heard laughter, horrible twisted laughter. "Blocks..." Korra said, an immense and repulsive being bulled his way pass the smaller Offtopites, laughing as it did.
The beast smelled of purified marijuana and shit, but it looked familiar. "Comms...?" TBlocks asked the beast.
"No, not more Comms Officer...I am the Weed Commando!" It yelled, expelling several shit mortars at our heroes. The took cover as the pieces of retarded shitposting hit and killed several unlucky Offtopites. Weed Commando did not care who his shitposting hit, be it friend or foe, he just cared that it hit and hit good. This is the evolution of the Offtopites corruption, turning mere trolls into Eldrich monsters.
TBlocks and Korra were cornered and were unable to unshielded the final core. TBlocks didn't know what to do, he was out of grenades and had only two more magazines for his rifle remaining and there almost nothing for Korra to bend but fire...and fire wasn't going to do jackshit against shitposting this size. But before they could be knee deep in shit an explosion was heard.
The gates behind Weed Commando exploded and out of the explosion came Icywind, wielding a weapon none had seen used in ages...a Banhammer. He swung his hammer like a crazy man, turning Offtopites into mashed potatoes as he reaped his way into the weed smelling beast. "Ugh, you smell like Camantor's butt toy!" Icywind stated as he came face to face with Weed Commando.
"Camnator is but a speck of shit compared to my glorious turd." Commando responded.
"Well big shits or not, you are banned!" Icywind swing his Banhammer and struck Weed Commando on the head with a perma. Electricity flew out from the impact, such ban hadn't been done in so long that the very fabric of space and time bent and created a mini black hole that began to suck Weed Commando away.
"Agggghh! I will return...I will return I will always do!" The weed beast screamed as he was permabanned into oblivion. The black hole then collapse into its own shit and disappeared.
Korra and TBlocks sighed in relief and went to thank Icywind. "You are one crazy bastard." TBlocks said as he shook hands with his friend.
"I'm that crazy." Icy replied. "Glad to see you in one piece." He told Korra.
"I will better when we blow this place into kingdom come." Korra said. TBlocks walked towards the controls and unlocked the final core, and then fired at it with a a single round of his rifle. As soon as the core went bye bye, the reactor went into full alert. "Time to haul ass." Icy said as he ran towards the blown up gate with Korra and TBlocks behind him.
They arrive to the hall of Achronos, Icy had come here using one of Vien's banshees. But that was only a ship for one, fortunately there was the pelican that TBlocks had spotted there before. The Armored Canadian led his team there, he immediately began to check if it was still operational. It was, he ignited the dropship's engine and prepared for lift off.
A tentacle appeared below them, it tried to whip around them and ruin their escape. But TBlocks put the drop ship into maximum overdrive and overpowered the tentacle. The escape the exploding forum and flew into the distance as #Off-Topic blew up in a massive fire ball.
End of Part Four.
18164
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:37:05 PM »
Noelle. Sentra. Logfish back on the old site.
Noelle can be pretty chill.
18165
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:36:12 PM »
You're the hero we don't deserve.
The hero we never needed.
Already said that. Get on my level, scrub.
18166
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:28:35 PM »
Op Sentra
18167
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:25:16 PM »
Exactly, everyone else only exists as a tool to obtain your own happiness. Human emotions are definitely important, which is why you have to hide your selfishness to an extent, but values and morality don't exist.
Suuuuuure.
18168
« on: August 15, 2014, 04:29:34 PM »
Fall of Reach and that Messiah manga.
18169
« on: August 15, 2014, 04:27:28 PM »
Hey man, it's hard being Snoop D-O-double-G.
Snoop Lion.
18170
« on: August 15, 2014, 04:25:33 PM »
It's not about love, it's not about happiness. It's about what you bring to the table. People don't care about how pure your heart is, or how much money you give to charity. They care about what you can do for them. Anyone who tries to 'fight the system' is a fool. It's about working in the system. People are selfish, sure. But that's not our fault; it's how we're wired. And nothing can change that. "Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids."
Who agrees with this simple idea?
So what you're saying is that I should just forget about everyone else around me and be an egotistical, self-centered and selfish person right? I mean, screw human emotions, values and morals right?
18171
« on: August 15, 2014, 03:47:21 PM »
18172
« on: August 15, 2014, 03:32:47 PM »
The meaning of life is to live it.
18173
« on: August 15, 2014, 03:19:33 PM »
I most certainly have!
Behold the universe, incredibly complex yet wonderfully simple.
18174
« on: August 15, 2014, 03:14:22 PM »
Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka?
She died for your sins.
Such heresy.
18175
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:52:33 AM »
Guts
Looks badass but...
18176
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:49:35 AM »
Oh shit, its the Beyonder. I am not worthy to be at his presence!
18177
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:48:06 AM »
K.
More relevant to Noelle's post.
18178
« on: August 15, 2014, 02:53:05 AM »
<3 Must. Get. Moar. Pics.
Next time. I'm tired, good night!
18179
« on: August 15, 2014, 02:48:48 AM »
Holy shit! <3 <3 <3 Saved. 10/10
Aw. She is very cute in that one.
18180
« on: August 15, 2014, 02:45:57 AM »
Oh. Whew for a second there I was like whaaaa... Alex is fucking hot though <3
Hugs?
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