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1291
« on: January 16, 2017, 05:43:55 PM »
this one took longer than it needed
"Gerku"
I don't understand this joke.
Derpy goku
Oh thanks. Now I know that I cannot use paint.net well. I will continue my usage of mspaint.
1292
« on: January 16, 2017, 02:55:58 PM »
this one took longer than it needed
"Gerku"
I don't understand this joke.
1293
« on: January 16, 2017, 02:24:48 PM »
3,000 Soldiers - 100%
120 Battleships - 100%
300 ships and 2,400 soldiers sail towards Northern Europe, setting aim on Norway. Will arrive by next page.
1294
« on: January 16, 2017, 12:36:03 AM »
cancer
1295
« on: January 16, 2017, 12:13:03 AM »
The Kingdom of Iceland, seeing the state of the current world, the chaos and darkness surrounding it, decides to reunite with it and bring it to glory. And the only way the people of the world can experience the fullness of life, is through battle. The Grand Army of the North begins conscriptions and the R&D Department commences with the production of an attack fleet beyond imagining!
3,000 Soldiers - 5%
120 Battleships - 3%
1296
« on: January 15, 2017, 10:57:01 PM »
sep7 is broke
1297
« on: January 15, 2017, 10:25:02 PM »
this one took longer than it needed
1298
« on: January 15, 2017, 09:14:17 PM »
Name: United Crackers of Nigeria (UCN)
Government: Dictatorship
Supreme Dictator: Fa Fa Me Mo Ma
Whip/Sex Overlord: Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Coerced Sex Overlord: Goodluck Jonathan
Religion: Laquiquiism
Currency: Slave Hides
Population: 10,000
Description (Yo this is a heavily edited and rewritten version of something a buddy of mine wrote when we were cringey high school freshmen. Don't judge lol.)
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, four Nigerian kingdoms existed: The New Guads, The Fourth Reich, The UCN, and the Gings. The Nigerians were a very technologically advanced people, far-surpassing present day technology. Unfortunately, their advanced technology ended up betraying them, culminating in a great war that laid the foundations for the modern-day UCN.
The war began when Nigerian theoretical physicists conducting research in Alaska inadvertently opened a gateway into another dimension inhabited by godlike creatures of immense power.
The UCN, The Guads, and The Fourth Reich formed an alliance with the UCN as the informal head. The Gings betrayed the other three kingdoms to side with the foreign gods, a decision that swiftly resulted in their own demise.
General Laquiqui led the armies of the UCN in what became known as the Battle of Alaska. The UCN was defeated in this battle, and Laquiqui was executed at the hands of the foreign gods. Soon after, Laquiqui was resurrected through the power of an ancient magic. Unfortunately, she was soon killed again at the Battle of Argentina. Laquiqui's leadership and death became the basis of the primary religion of the UCN, Laquiquiism.
The great war ended with the tragic defeat of the Nigerians in the Battle of Madagascar. Victorious, the foreign gods departed the Nigerians' dimension, leaving the Nigerian civilization in a state of barbarism. All four Nigerian governments were destroyed in the war, with only a few high-ranking officials left alive. These officials decided to continue the UCN as an underground society that would one day seize power in Nigeria once civilization returned.
In the wake of such a brutal defeat, the UCN leaders decided that this defeat meant a failure of the old ways. They decided upon dictatorship as the most effective form of government. They also implemented complete negro slavery because they blamed the ineptitude of the negro race for their failures in the war.
(Yo I fuckin hate myself rn, this shit is like a really bad fanfic or some shit)
Grand Army: 1,200 soldiers
Territory: Nigeria
So, Jojo the Country?
1299
« on: January 15, 2017, 05:57:07 PM »
PSU
1300
« on: January 15, 2017, 02:24:55 AM »
Macedonia
You dare insult Alexander?
No. Macedonia is GREEK Those damn Slavs have no right!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1301
« on: January 15, 2017, 01:38:37 AM »
crabs aw mr yeah
1302
« on: January 15, 2017, 01:31:38 AM »
aw yeah mr krabs
1303
« on: January 15, 2017, 01:24:01 AM »
Iceland  Spoiler Picture of monarch:  Name: The Kingdom of Iceland Government: Constitutional Monarchy Head of State: Empress Weiss Schnee Head of Government: Prime Minister Leif Johannsonn Religion: Odinism Currency: Krona Population: 10,000 Description: The kingdom of Iceland was founded when settlers from northern Europe first discovered the island. The tribal chief of the viking horde was crowned as king when he willed the other tribes to his rule after 10 years of conflict. Several years later, the island state quickly reorganized itself after the most recent emperor, Jacque Schnee, was dethroned by the angry population after the palace began to exploit them. A new government was founded through an agreement between the then princess, Weiss Schnee, when she turned 17, that the crown and a new founded branch of the government, the Parliament, would share power. The upper house of nobles and lower house of regulars would make up this new parliament with a Prime Minister chosen by the monarch herself. As of now, that balance of power remains. Grand Army of the North: 1,200 soldiers Territory: Iceland
1304
« on: January 15, 2017, 12:30:15 AM »
Macedonia
1305
« on: January 15, 2017, 12:03:42 AM »
 The Twin Snakes
1306
« on: January 14, 2017, 06:57:09 PM »
🎵 hello darkness my old friend 🎵
1307
« on: January 14, 2017, 12:01:46 PM »
I have 399 pages, but my most liked post in the 69th page is a video that can't be watched anymore.
1308
« on: January 13, 2017, 10:56:43 PM »
Lone ODST trapped inside a Flood controlled vessel.
That would be nice.
Have you read the Mona Lisa?
I've seen the short of it that looked like a graphic novel. Yeah, like that but with less naked Elites.
Read the actual story. They basically made it PG13 with the motion comic.
Roger that.
1309
« on: January 13, 2017, 10:42:21 PM »
neat-o
1310
« on: January 13, 2017, 10:10:22 PM »
Lone ODST trapped inside a Flood controlled vessel.
That would be nice.
Have you read the Mona Lisa?
I've seen the short of it that looked like a graphic novel. Yeah, like that but with less naked Elites.
1311
« on: January 13, 2017, 06:40:36 PM »
ban cheat
1312
« on: January 13, 2017, 06:22:57 PM »
USA! USA! USA!
And why are we the best? A gay German tactician modified French tactics for our use. Ingenuity and superior Tactics.
While I jizz red white and blue in a 21 gun salute with eagles piloting F22's fly overhead, I give credit where it's due
Nah bro, George Washington literally invented combined arms doctrine on the spot in Philadelphia and then went back in time to teach Gustav II Adolf, which is why we think of him as the foundation of modern warfare and the integration of artillery with the infantry on an order of battle.
superior firepower
Careful with that photo, dude. We can't let everybody in the world know that Apollo 11 was actually a top secret mission to steal die Glocke from the Nazi moonbase and bring it back to America where we use it to go back in time and deliver dodge chargers and M16's to the grand army of the Potomac to ensure that Washington could win the war after Nazis had gone back in time and delivered their last remaining Tiger tank to Cornwallis so that he could defeat the American rebels so they couldn't advance so far technologically and industrially away from the Crown and turn the war to the favor of the allies.
This is all top secret shit.
Do not worry, the more secretive files are hidden away.
1313
« on: January 13, 2017, 05:55:19 PM »
Lone ODST trapped inside a Flood controlled vessel.
That would be nice.
1314
« on: January 13, 2017, 05:54:36 PM »
Jews
1315
« on: January 13, 2017, 05:53:46 PM »
USA! USA! USA!
And why are we the best? A gay German tactician modified French tactics for our use. Ingenuity and superior Tactics.
While I jizz red white and blue in a 21 gun salute with eagles piloting F22's fly overhead, I give credit where it's due
Nah bro, George Washington literally invented combined arms doctrine on the spot in Philadelphia and then went back in time to teach Gustav II Adolf, which is why we think of him as the foundation of modern warfare and the integration of artillery with the infantry on an order of battle.
superior firepower
1316
« on: January 13, 2017, 03:28:50 PM »
God bless there's no Brazilian Monkeys around here, especially with their shit taste like Legend of Whorra
wat
1317
« on: January 13, 2017, 01:16:37 PM »
Spics.
1318
« on: January 13, 2017, 12:03:32 AM »
1319
« on: January 11, 2017, 11:43:26 PM »
Vomit green
1320
« on: January 11, 2017, 11:41:00 PM »
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