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Gaming / Re: What's the best Halo game?
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Serious / Re: The 58th Presidential Inauguration« on: January 20, 2017, 01:22:01 PM »DARING TOO FAST#MAGAImplying that Murica' isn't already great. HOW DARE YOU! 1266
The Flood / Re: I was going to try for a witty title, but it's not like it matters.« on: January 20, 2017, 01:27:16 AM »awhave you caught a severe case of the blues?My bass-line ain't walking; I've just got the "drink till your ears are warm and crawl into bed"s. i recommend skipping the alcohol and go straight into bed and cry your worries away and then write about the great old ones 1267
The Flood / Re: I was going to try for a witty title, but it's not like it matters.« on: January 20, 2017, 01:05:45 AM »
have you caught a severe case of the blues?
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The Flood / Re: Art Hub« on: January 19, 2017, 11:34:12 PM »![]() This is the previous one but with Super Saiyan 4 added and some fixes here and there. 1272
The Flood / Re: UN Game GT - Active« on: January 19, 2017, 10:45:15 PM »20,000 Norwegian Soldiers - 100% 20 Diamondback Elites - 100% Spoiler Name: The Empire of Iceland Government: Constitutional Monarchy Head of State: Empress Weiss Schnee Head of Government: Prime Minister Leif Johannsonn Religion: Odinism Currency: Krona Population: 40,000 Description: The kingdom of Iceland was founded when settlers from northern Europe first discovered the island. The tribal chief of the viking horde was crowned as king when he willed the other tribes to his rule after 10 years of conflict. Several years later, the island state quickly reorganized itself after the most recent emperor, Jacque Schnee, was dethroned by the angry population after the palace began to exploit them. A new government was founded through an agreement between the then princess, Weiss Schnee, when she turned 17, that the crown and a new founded branch of the government, the Parliament, would share power. The upper house of nobles and lower house of regulars would make up this new parliament with a Prime Minister chosen by the monarch herself. As of now, that balance of power remains. Grand Army of the North: 24,200 soldiers Diamondback Division: 20 Elites The Imperial Navy of the Frozen Seas: 300 battleships Territory: Iceland, Norway 1273
Gaming / Re: You know me, the fighting freak Knuckles« on: January 19, 2017, 04:12:58 PM »
oh damn i remember this
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Gaming / Re: I got Permabanned on Xbox Live AMA« on: January 19, 2017, 02:52:05 AM »There's more than one map in the BTB Playlist, and if people refused to acknowledge that, they suffered the consequences.get a load of this badasshow obnoxious /s 1276
The Flood / Re: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit« on: January 19, 2017, 12:42:44 AM »![]() 1278
The Flood / Re: Art Hub« on: January 18, 2017, 10:28:29 PM »I just found out...gee thanksOh thanks. Now I know that I cannot use paint.net well. I will continue my usage of mspaint.I don't understand this joke. apologies. :I 1279
The Flood / Re: Art Hub« on: January 18, 2017, 05:32:22 PM »gee thanksOh thanks. Now I know that I cannot use paint.net well. I will continue my usage of mspaint.I don't understand this joke. 1280
The Flood / Re: I will attempt to consume one (1) Chinese animation« on: January 17, 2017, 11:12:51 PM »
jojo
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The Flood / Re: You're now your avatar« on: January 17, 2017, 10:51:01 PM »
Weiss, I'm already a demon.
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The Flood / Re: UN Game GT - Active« on: January 17, 2017, 10:34:26 PM »
There is trouble brewing in the furthest reaches of the Empire, word of the Empress's younger brother, Whitley Schnee, coming back from self-exile. The public welcomes the estranged prince back to the capital, he enters on top of a white steed surrounded by his own detail of soldiers, the Black Guards. The palace is a bit hesitant, and word from Parliament says that it is divided on the prince's arrival.
20,000 Norwegian Soldiers - 35% 20 Diamondback Elites - 70% Spoiler Name: The Empire of Iceland Government: Constitutional Monarchy Head of State: Empress Weiss Schnee Head of Government: Prime Minister Leif Johannsonn Religion: Odinism Currency: Krona Population: 40,000 Description: The kingdom of Iceland was founded when settlers from northern Europe first discovered the island. The tribal chief of the viking horde was crowned as king when he willed the other tribes to his rule after 10 years of conflict. Several years later, the island state quickly reorganized itself after the most recent emperor, Jacque Schnee, was dethroned by the angry population after the palace began to exploit them. A new government was founded through an agreement between the then princess, Weiss Schnee, when she turned 17, that the crown and a new founded branch of the government, the Parliament, would share power. The upper house of nobles and lower house of regulars would make up this new parliament with a Prime Minister chosen by the monarch herself. As of now, that balance of power remains. Grand Army of the North: 4,200 soldiers The Imperial Navy of the Frozen Seas: 300 battleships Territory: Iceland, Norway 1284
The Flood / Re: UN Game GT - Active« on: January 16, 2017, 11:42:59 PM »
Oslo is besieged, the city burned as the Icelandic soldiers delivered a decisive blow onto the Norwegians. The King of Norway laid dead on the hands of several soldiers, the nation had fallen to the Icelandic Empire. Quickly the soldiers there established a protectorate and forced all men to serve. The draft was boosted!
20,000 Norwegian Soldiers - 10% 20 Diamondback Elites - 50% Spoiler Name: The Empire of Iceland Government: Constitutional Monarchy Head of State: Empress Weiss Schnee Head of Government: Prime Minister Leif Johannsonn Religion: Odinism Currency: Krona Population: 40,000 Description: The kingdom of Iceland was founded when settlers from northern Europe first discovered the island. The tribal chief of the viking horde was crowned as king when he willed the other tribes to his rule after 10 years of conflict. Several years later, the island state quickly reorganized itself after the most recent emperor, Jacque Schnee, was dethroned by the angry population after the palace began to exploit them. A new government was founded through an agreement between the then princess, Weiss Schnee, when she turned 17, that the crown and a new founded branch of the government, the Parliament, would share power. The upper house of nobles and lower house of regulars would make up this new parliament with a Prime Minister chosen by the monarch herself. As of now, that balance of power remains. Grand Army of the North: 4,200 soldiers The Imperial Navy of the Frozen Seas: 300 battleships Territory: Iceland, Norway 1285
The Flood / Re: UN Game GT - Active« on: January 16, 2017, 11:35:20 PM »Sobotka was struck in the gut by a Diamondback, shutting him up and making him vomit on the royal floor. Empress Schnee cringed. "End their lives." The other Diamondback Elite ordered. Before they knew it, the Czechs were attacked by the royal guards, they fought back but they were cut down swiftly. Unprepared for such ferocity...such barbarity. "Stop." The guards stopped with their massacre, leaving only Villek and two of his buddies alive. The Empress knew mercy? "You two, men, return to your homeland." She said. Villek was astounded, but he stood up, he looked at his hands covered in the blood of his friends. "Return...? And what should we..." He tried to say. "Oh, and before you go...I will need you to be witness to our message." A message? He looked at Sobotka, he still lived. "Do you know what's a blood eagle?" Empress Schnee asked. Villek shook his head. Weiss smirked.The veteran Czech guard knew this would happen. Gabkis knew it the second he heard this sorry excuse for a diplomat was their representative. Why on earth would PM Jagr choose him out of everyone that could be sent? Regardless, he stood alert as the Czech group was swarmed by guards. He knew his plan after being through numerous missions gone bad, surrender and live to fight another day. He knew 2 of his friends would follow suit. Unfortunately Villek had not discussed what to do if they were instantly surrounded by the enemy with the rest of the guard unit. The following sentence from Sobotka could be classified as the single worst diplomatic sentence he'd ever heard, even after being through the Czech - Slovak Civil War this was awful.Silence fell upon the throne room. The young Empress, immediately frowned at the diplomat's words. Klein's jaw dropped and quickly ran out of the room. Right after he left, as if being in some sort of hive mind, 30 guards entered the room surrounding the Czech guards. The two Diamondback Elites stepped in front of the diplomat, their silver armors reflecting his face, he looked up and saw that the helmet they wore covered the entirety of their faces only being able to see red eyes in shadow. Although ceremonial in look, the armor was invincible to bladed weapons and some projectiles. Muskets were pointed at the Czechs.The Head Guard (Gabkis Villek) for the Diplomatic mission to Iceland (as commissioned by PM Jagr) saw the palace they would be entering and instantly wished to be back in the homeland. It was bigger, brighter and more grandiose then he could have imagined. The busts of what must have been ancient warriors adorned the halls almost acting as a spiritual guard unit. Of course those palled in comparison to the living, breathing Diamondback unit that stood at attention next to the Queen herself.Diplomat Sobotka and his guards have completed the journey to Iceland and are awaiting permission to enter the capital city of Reykjavik. However the guards are very weary of their guard duty as Sobotka has been highly unprofessional, seems unqualified for the job, and smells of alcohol. They question his representing the great Czech Republic as a good decision however they will stay loyal to the PM's order to protect him.Prime Minister Johannsonn invites the Czech diplomat into the Nevermore Palace, the home of the Empress herself, as the two men walked flanked by Sobotka's guards, the Czech soldiers notice the oddities of the Icelandic palace. It was all white, diamond in looks, and contained several busts of warriors and past kings. Reaching the High Throne Room, they were stopped by two palace guards. But then they were allowed entry once the butler, Klein Sieben, explained to them that they had business with the Empress. YouTube Sobotka was brutally and inhumanely executed that night. The Czech knew what to expect from the Northerners. 1286
The Flood / Re: UN Game GT - Active« on: January 16, 2017, 11:17:04 PM »Silence fell upon the throne room. The young Empress, immediately frowned at the diplomat's words. Klein's jaw dropped and quickly ran out of the room. Right after he left, as if being in some sort of hive mind, 30 guards entered the room surrounding the Czech guards. The two Diamondback Elites stepped in front of the diplomat, their silver armors reflecting his face, he looked up and saw that the helmet they wore covered the entirety of their faces only being able to see red eyes in shadow. Although ceremonial in look, the armor was invincible to bladed weapons and some projectiles. Muskets were pointed at the Czechs.The Head Guard (Gabkis Villek) for the Diplomatic mission to Iceland (as commissioned by PM Jagr) saw the palace they would be entering and instantly wished to be back in the homeland. It was bigger, brighter and more grandiose then he could have imagined. The busts of what must have been ancient warriors adorned the halls almost acting as a spiritual guard unit. Of course those palled in comparison to the living, breathing Diamondback unit that stood at attention next to the Queen herself.Diplomat Sobotka and his guards have completed the journey to Iceland and are awaiting permission to enter the capital city of Reykjavik. However the guards are very weary of their guard duty as Sobotka has been highly unprofessional, seems unqualified for the job, and smells of alcohol. They question his representing the great Czech Republic as a good decision however they will stay loyal to the PM's order to protect him.Prime Minister Johannsonn invites the Czech diplomat into the Nevermore Palace, the home of the Empress herself, as the two men walked flanked by Sobotka's guards, the Czech soldiers notice the oddities of the Icelandic palace. It was all white, diamond in looks, and contained several busts of warriors and past kings. Reaching the High Throne Room, they were stopped by two palace guards. But then they were allowed entry once the butler, Klein Sieben, explained to them that they had business with the Empress. "Excuse me, what did you say?" The Empress spoke. The Icelandic Prime Minister stepped away and sat on a nearby chair and table. There was some tea pots there, he cheerfully served himself some tea. 1,000 Draft Soldiers - 67% 20 Diamondback Elites - 45% Spoiler Name: The Kingdom of Iceland Government: Constitutional Monarchy Head of State: Empress Weiss Schnee Head of Government: Prime Minister Leif Johannsonn Religion: Odinism Currency: Krona Population: 10,000 Description: The kingdom of Iceland was founded when settlers from northern Europe first discovered the island. The tribal chief of the viking horde was crowned as king when he willed the other tribes to his rule after 10 years of conflict. Several years later, the island state quickly reorganized itself after the most recent emperor, Jacque Schnee, was dethroned by the angry population after the palace began to exploit them. A new government was founded through an agreement between the then princess, Weiss Schnee, when she turned 17, that the crown and a new founded branch of the government, the Parliament, would share power. The upper house of nobles and lower house of regulars would make up this new parliament with a Prime Minister chosen by the monarch herself. As of now, that balance of power remains. Grand Army of the North: 4,200 soldiers The Imperial Navy of the Frozen Seas: 300 battleships Territory: Iceland 1287
The Flood / Re: UN Game GT - Active« on: January 16, 2017, 10:49:38 PM »Diplomat Sobotka and his guards have completed the journey to Iceland and are awaiting permission to enter the capital city of Reykjavik. However the guards are very weary of their guard duty as Sobotka has been highly unprofessional, seems unqualified for the job, and smells of alcohol. They question his representing the great Czech Republic as a good decision however they will stay loyal to the PM's order to protect him.Prime Minister Johannsonn invites the Czech diplomat into the Nevermore Palace, the home of the Empress herself, as the two men walked flanked by Sobotka's guards, the Czech soldiers notice the oddities of the Icelandic palace. It was all white, diamond in looks, and contained several busts of warriors and past kings. Reaching the High Throne Room, they were stopped by two palace guards. But then they were allowed entry once the butler, Klein Sieben, explained to them that they had business with the Empress. When they entered, there it was. An immense scarlet/gold throne in front of them, sitting on it was the petite figure of a young woman dressed in all white and wearing a small platinum crown adorned by rubies and sapphires. Beside her stood heavily armored guards, prototypes of a new breed of soldier. The Diamondbacks. Meanwhile in Norway, the invasion was going well. 56% 1,000 Draft Soldiers - 20% 20 Diamondback Elites - 5% Spoiler Name: The Kingdom of Iceland Government: Constitutional Monarchy Head of State: Empress Weiss Schnee Head of Government: Prime Minister Leif Johannsonn Religion: Odinism Currency: Krona Population: 10,000 Description: The kingdom of Iceland was founded when settlers from northern Europe first discovered the island. The tribal chief of the viking horde was crowned as king when he willed the other tribes to his rule after 10 years of conflict. Several years later, the island state quickly reorganized itself after the most recent emperor, Jacque Schnee, was dethroned by the angry population after the palace began to exploit them. A new government was founded through an agreement between the then princess, Weiss Schnee, when she turned 17, that the crown and a new founded branch of the government, the Parliament, would share power. The upper house of nobles and lower house of regulars would make up this new parliament with a Prime Minister chosen by the monarch herself. As of now, that balance of power remains. Grand Army of the North: 4,200 soldiers The Imperial Navy of the Frozen Seas: 300 battleships Territory: Iceland 1288
The Flood / Re: UN Game GT - Active« on: January 16, 2017, 10:29:58 PM »
The Invasion of Norway - 35%
As their marched towards Oslo, the Icelandic Horde raided the villages they passed by for food, water, resources, and the occasional natural desires. Vessels came back and forth from the Motherland, with more supplies for the defending troops still in the coast. All of the captured Norwegian males were to be drafted into the military. 1,000 Draft troops - 10% Spoiler Name: The Kingdom of Iceland Government: Constitutional Monarchy Head of State: Empress Weiss Schnee Head of Government: Prime Minister Leif Johannsonn Religion: Odinism Currency: Krona Population: 10,000 Description: The kingdom of Iceland was founded when settlers from northern Europe first discovered the island. The tribal chief of the viking horde was crowned as king when he willed the other tribes to his rule after 10 years of conflict. Several years later, the island state quickly reorganized itself after the most recent emperor, Jacque Schnee, was dethroned by the angry population after the palace began to exploit them. A new government was founded through an agreement between the then princess, Weiss Schnee, when she turned 17, that the crown and a new founded branch of the government, the Parliament, would share power. The upper house of nobles and lower house of regulars would make up this new parliament with a Prime Minister chosen by the monarch herself. As of now, that balance of power remains. Grand Army of the North: 4,200 soldiers The Imperial Navy of the Frozen Seas: 300 battleships Territory: Iceland 1289
The Flood / Re: Velox I'm fucking drunk and can type fine you fucking faggot« on: January 16, 2017, 09:23:54 PM »
Wow, Drunkin' Velox really went wacko the other day. Made all sorts of crazy shitposts. Can't function under pressure - not very Sep7agonian. Sad!
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The Flood / Re: UN Game GT - Active« on: January 16, 2017, 09:04:50 PM »
The vessels land on the northern coast of Norway, and the troops deploy. Icelandic soldiers raid and pillage every single village they encounter, forcing the local earls to their knees and swear loyalty to the Empress back on the "Motherland" as each soldier was now referring Iceland as. To the towns that did not yield to red march of the Icelandic horde, they suffered a massacre that the world hadn't seen in ages. Whole towns were decimated, and its defenders burned to a crisp. Oslo was soon on their sights.
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