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11491
The Flood / Re: My butthol­e may have went Super Saiyan.
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:12:18 PM »

11492
The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:09:04 PM »
*Summons BATMAN*

11493
The Flood / Re: Hot femboy thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:07:15 PM »
I very much prefer Hot Manboys.



Get out.
Are you getting feelings of inadequacy while in the presence of a literal living god that is Hemsworth? Do you feel less of a man? Is this why you like femboys? Do you see yourself like them whenever an alpha male is around you?

You, my friend, have the Epsilon Male Syndrome...and unlike the Beta Male Syndrome it is incurable.


Yes, whip me with your words, make me squeal, Momma!
...

Leaving now.

11494
The Flood / Re: What would you do if you caught your kid watching porn
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:02:26 PM »
*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*
Or help him finish
You're disturbed.

11495
The Flood / Re: Hot femboy thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:01:39 PM »
I very much prefer Hot Manboys.



Get out.
Are you getting feelings of inadequacy while in the presence of a literal living god that is Hemsworth? Do you feel less of a man? Is this why you like femboys? Do you see yourself like them whenever an alpha male is around you?

You, my friend, have the Epsilon Male Syndrome...and unlike the Beta Male Syndrome it is incurable. 

11496
You're not the Christian this forum deserves, but the one we need.

And we'll hunt you..because you're not our hero. You're a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A White Knight.



Seriously now, you're cool.

FINALLY! Haha!

I won't leave you hanging.

You are an expert on references, and I enjoy them very much.
I've told you many times you are a valued user here, and that still rings true.

I never knew you on BNet, but wish I had. Because that would have been even more fun to be had!
I appreciate the enthusiasm regarding my faith  8)

What will you have your Arbiter do?
Spoiler
Well took you long enough. And thanks!

11497
The Flood / Re: So can we sex roleplay now
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:54:16 PM »
ITT:

11498
Well shit, I post a witty and clever statement and I'm completely ignored. Just one like. But no response like OP said.

What a bunch of monkeyfeathers.

getting to ya :D
[narcissism intensifies]

11499
The Flood / Re: What the fuck lol
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:49:32 PM »
Was he named Garem by any chance?

No sir, why?

Garem was this anti materialist, anti STEM troll back on b.net

Fun times XD
Garem was SecondClass's troll account.

11500
Well shit, I post a witty and clever statement and I'm completely ignored. Just one like. But no response like OP said.

What a bunch of monkeyfeathers.

11501
The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:47:14 PM »
*Summons Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders*

/thread

11502
You're not the Christian this forum deserves, but the one we need.

And we'll hunt you..because you're not our hero. You're a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A White Knight.



Seriously now, you're cool.

11503
The Flood / Re: Hot femboy thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:40:03 PM »
I very much prefer Hot Manboys.


11504
The Flood / Re: What would you do if you caught your kid watching porn
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:38:38 PM »
*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*

11505
The Flood / Re: What the fuck lol
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:36:39 PM »
Ain't no body going to touch my Golden Cuban, especially not some keyword warrior!

Hey, you remember I was Cuban (half)

You win points
Points are always good.

11507
The Flood / Re: Worst thing you've done to an animal?
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:57:13 PM »
This thread....
What the fuck....
The worst I've done is throw a small twig and it accidentally hit a dog in the head.
Didn't even hurt it.
I bet the dog was like

"Who threw that BUBBLE?!"

11508
The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:56:26 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*Finds TBlocks after he comes out of another room*
*Walks out of room and meets up*
TBlocks, we're being hunted! The others...they've gone insane!
Luis and Espira are.
I suggest we get out of this mansion.
Right, I'll cover your flank.

*Reloads pistol*
*Walks slowly down the hallway with rock in hand*
*Follows TBlocks down the hall, notices that everything is eerily quiet*
*Reaches a turn in the hall*
*Pushes up against the wall*
Anything?
Seems like nothing.
*Looks and sees nothing except a door at the end of the hall*

You were suppose to wait for me to give you a situation

Lol fine

But wait until I give you and Korra a situation before proceeding

You open the door and enter a long narrow hallway
There is a mirror directly in front of you on the far end of the hall in the middle of the wall
You see it and manage to get down with Korra before it kills you

On the floor, you inspect your surroundings

There is a table halfway down the hall with a picture on it

There are also hot plates on various places on the floor
Ok.
Well we should probably try to get to the table and use it as a shield.

Numb Digger drops out of nowhere and looks in the mirror
The mirror starts to burn him
You can save him or let him die
RIP

Brutal

The floor drops out from beneath you and Korra

You fall into a medium sized room which is pitch black except for the light coming from the hole which you fell from
There is a mirror on the floor and a minotaur like creature with a giant ass butcher knife

He starts moving towards you
Damn.

You can try to kill the Minotaur with the mirror but it is double sided or you can use Korra as bait or whatever else you can think of
I use the old ole tactic and hold the very tippity top as to not be in the reflection.
I push Korra to the side to not get her in the reflection.

The mirror starts glowing and vibrating

The minotaur burns up and the mirror shatters

The minotaur melts into goo and inside the goo is a portal

You can take this portal to the satanic maniac who is extremely dangerous but will give you a mask to bypass monsters if you can defeat him

Or there is a door in front of you
*Stands up and puts beret back on head*

Let's get out of here before anything else shows up!

*Runs towards door and opens it*

11509
The Flood / Re: Worst thing you've done to an animal?
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:44:43 PM »
I put a puppy in the oven and cooked it alive.
...


11510
The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:43:35 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*Finds TBlocks after he comes out of another room*
*Walks out of room and meets up*
TBlocks, we're being hunted! The others...they've gone insane!
Luis and Espira are.
I suggest we get out of this mansion.
Right, I'll cover your flank.

*Reloads pistol*
*Walks slowly down the hallway with rock in hand*
*Follows TBlocks down the hall, notices that everything is eerily quiet*
*Reaches a turn in the hall*
*Pushes up against the wall*
Anything?
Seems like nothing.
*Looks and sees nothing except a door at the end of the hall*

You were suppose to wait for me to give you a situation

Lol fine

But wait until I give you and Korra a situation before proceeding

You open the door and enter a long narrow hallway
There is a mirror directly in front of you on the far end of the hall in the middle of the wall
You see it and manage to get down with Korra before it kills you

On the floor, you inspect your surroundings

There is a table halfway down the hall with a picture on it

There are also hot plates on various places on the floor
Ok.
Well we should probably try to get to the table and use it as a shield.

Numb Digger drops out of nowhere and looks in the mirror
The mirror starts to burn him
You can save him or let him die
RIP

Brutal

The floor drops out from beneath you and Korra

You fall into a medium sized room which is pitch black except for the light coming from the hole which you fell from
There is a mirror on the floor and a minotaur like creature with a giant ass butcher knife

He starts moving towards you
Damn.

You can try to kill the Minotaur with the mirror but it is double sided or you can use Korra as bait or whatever else you can think of
I use the old ole tactic and hold the very tippity top as to not be in the reflection.
I push Korra to the side to not get her in the reflection.
*Falls on the ground, beret falls off, and watches TBlocks do the thing*

11511
The Flood / Re: Worst thing you've done to an animal?
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:25:39 PM »
Ate it.

11512
The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:21:56 PM »
I don't know what's going on anymore.

11513
The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:05:48 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*Finds TBlocks after he comes out of another room*
*Walks out of room and meets up*
TBlocks, we're being hunted! The others...they've gone insane!
Luis and Espira are.
I suggest we get out of this mansion.
Right, I'll cover your flank.

*Reloads pistol*
*Walks slowly down the hallway with rock in hand*
*Follows TBlocks down the hall, notices that everything is eerily quiet*
*Reaches a turn in the hall*
*Pushes up against the wall*
Anything?
Seems like nothing.
*Looks and sees nothing except a door at the end of the hall*
*Hears footsteps coming from the upstairs*

We better keep moving.

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:02:47 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*Finds TBlocks after he comes out of another room*
*Walks out of room and meets up*
TBlocks, we're being hunted! The others...they've gone insane!
Luis and Espira are.
I suggest we get out of this mansion.
Right, I'll cover your flank.

*Reloads pistol*
*Walks slowly down the hallway with rock in hand*
*Follows TBlocks down the hall, notices that everything is eerily quiet*
*Reaches a turn in the hall*
*Pushes up against the wall*
Anything?

11515
The Flood / Re: My Little Pony thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:00:46 PM »
NO

That looks too bland. we need a different font, and color to enhance the effect.

>.>

<.<

Spoiler
Amazing...

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:00:18 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*Finds TBlocks after he comes out of another room*
*Walks out of room and meets up*
TBlocks, we're being hunted! The others...they've gone insane!
Luis and Espira are.
I suggest we get out of this mansion.
Right, I'll cover your flank.

*Reloads pistol*
*Walks slowly down the hallway with rock in hand*
*Follows TBlocks down the hall, notices that everything is eerily quiet*

11517
The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:58:43 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*Finds TBlocks after he comes out of another room*
*Walks out of room and meets up*
TBlocks, we're being hunted! The others...they've gone insane!
Luis and Espira are.
I suggest we get out of this mansion.
Right, I'll cover your flank.

*Reloads pistol*

11518
The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:50:51 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*Finds TBlocks after he comes out of another room*
*Walks out of room and meets up*
TBlocks, we're being hunted! The others...they've gone insane!

11519
The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:48:05 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*Finds TBlocks after he comes out of another room*

11520
The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:41:33 PM »
First Match Up:

Tyrone vs Korra:

You are both stripped of all clothes
You are strapped to a chair and wired to a machine
You are send on a psychotic trip to a each other's memories
You must find the other person's kid version of themself and kill them while defending your own
You must navigate the sp00ky ghosts and killer monsters to find them
Fail to do so in time and the monsters will catch your kid versions and both of you will die

I win.
No, I win
Your black, I just burned your KFC and drank all your kool-aid. You have no power here.

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