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11371
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:12:16 PM »
PRAISE ODIN
11372
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:10:58 PM »
11373
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:04:42 PM »
paint it black
I'll add red with it.
no
You got a problem m8.
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
11374
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:03:04 PM »
dangerous for brain cells and overall health/10
11375
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:02:08 PM »
paint it black
I'll add red with it.
no
11376
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:59:52 PM »
paint it black
11377
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:57:58 PM »
Darwin was a faggot.
11378
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:56:37 PM »
Imma jesus his ass that piece of shit
11379
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:55:40 PM »
According to history, Tuesday is the day that we must give thanks and sacrifices to the based war gods Tyr and Mars.
11380
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:53:49 PM »
le ebin bump
11381
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:53:05 PM »
Because two bombs weren't enough.
11382
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:51:04 AM »
Football!!!
Hockey
Don't bait the Canuck here.
11383
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:46:18 AM »
Football!!!
11384
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:37:45 AM »
boooooooooooooooo
11385
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:36:23 AM »
bump
11386
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:33:53 AM »
Not all of us are Mythics.
11387
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:10:35 AM »
"Killing a man with your bare hands says 'we are all equal as men' except I'm slightly more equal because I'm alive and you're dead."
11388
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:19:35 PM »
bump
11389
« on: January 12, 2015, 08:34:26 PM »
[excitement intensifies]
11390
« on: January 12, 2015, 08:15:21 PM »
>commie guns
You're just jelly that you can't do pushups off your gun.
>commie push ups
11391
« on: January 12, 2015, 08:06:50 PM »
No, I don't.
11392
« on: January 12, 2015, 08:04:47 PM »
>commie guns
11393
« on: January 12, 2015, 07:58:52 PM »
Jill was now deep inside the coal mine, it was cold and dark but at least it was better than being inside a blizzard. Jill could see the abandoned mining equipment and carts still full of coal, rocks and pickaxes. The workers here left in a hurry that's for sure, still there seemed to be a mobile power supply connected to the flood lights throughout the tunnels.
Jill went to see if the battery still worked, and it didn't. Big surprise. It needed fuel to work, and if there was any gas tanks around they would probably be frozen solid. She would have to flashlight her way down the tunnels. Even deeper she could see the massive footprints going down to shut down area of the tunnel, where there was a metal door that had been ripped open.
"Huh?" Jill approached the broken metal door, she placed her hand on top the cold metallic door and moved the frost off it. "Umbrella." She said watching the logo printed on the steel door. "O'Brian, do you read?"
Static, she was too deep down in the mine for radio contact. "Damn." She mumbled to herself, Jill slowly moved inside the blocked off area of the mine. It looked like an entrance to a laboratory, "This just got from bad to worse." Jill said, the sound of something moving through the shadows made Jill quickly sweep the area with her gun. The small entrance to the abandoned facility was just ahead and Jill knew that there most likely will be some messed up things inside.
But before she felt something approach her from behind, she quickly turned and fired her pistol. The bullet hit a camouflage being, its energy shields blinkered. It raised its arm and tried to slam Jill into the ground, she dodged the attack and notice that a single strike from the monster was able to completely dent metal like it was cardboard.
"BLARG!" It yelled as Jill emptied her pistol's magazine on it, it didn't bring it down. She switched to her submachine gun and went to town against the monster. But the monster then took out what seemed to be a energy sword and lunged towards Jill. Again she barely dodged, the energy sword sliced through the security desks and the like as Jill ran away from the monster.
She ran towards the hallway leading out of the entrance of the facility that lead towards the facility proper, the ground shook as the monster ran following her trail. Jill hid inside one of the adjacent rooms, reloading her weapons. She regained her breath, her warm breath hitting the frigid air of the room. Jill noticed a green light coming from testing tubes inside the room, she checked them out. She was quiet as she approached the testing tubes, there was a deformed B.O.W inside of it. Oddly different from the T-virus infected people she has encountered in the past, this one had some sort of fungus growing out of its chest.
There were some documents next to the computer terminal next to the tube. She took them, the footsteps neared and Jill went back to cover. There were now two footsteps instead of one, there must be another one out there. Jill was trapped and had no back-up.
11394
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:33:37 PM »
At least we don't have Florida
>living south of the mason dixon line
>sharing territory with Florida, Mississippi, Missouri, Texas and Louisiana.
stay mad because you don't live in the best state in the country
New York?
11395
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:32:33 PM »
You forgot
>losing the Civil war
IIRC our president died of old age while yours got FUCKING QUICKSCOPED
So really we won
>implying he wasn't an insurrectionist non lifting faggot
11396
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:30:37 PM »
Little Caesars
11397
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:29:33 PM »
>living south of the mason dixon line
>sharing territory with Florida, Mississippi, Missouri, Texas and Louisiana.
11398
« on: January 12, 2015, 04:52:25 PM »
bump
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