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The Flood / Re: ITT: We discuss the merits of HERESY
« on: March 16, 2016, 11:37:09 PM »
Reminder that the Imperium of Man is the one that gives no shits about it's citizens and regularly uses them as cannon fodder when they aren't subjecting everyone who isn't in the upper echelons of society into abject poverty.

Reminder that humans are offered a meaningful place in the Tau Empire and their lives are valued as they're allowed to pursue their own interests and are free to worship the emperor if they so choose so long as it doesn't negatively impact the rest of society.

Reminder that more worlds are joining the Tau Empire every day due to being disillusioned with the Empire of Man and wanting to be part of a system that actually values them.

Reminder that the tau are communist space weebs.

Reminder that the tau will wipe your world clean of life if you refuse to join.

Reminder that the tau will put you into a concentration camp if they think it's for their Greater Good.

Reminder that the tau are implied to mind-control their citizens into obedience.

Reminder that the tau are communist space weebs.

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Gaming / Re: What Do You Hate About 343 ?
« on: March 16, 2016, 11:13:37 PM »
this thread is testicles

if a forerunner cried would their tears be white?

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Gaming / Re: What Do You Hate About 343 ?
« on: March 16, 2016, 11:09:30 PM »
The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
kill yourself

slowly



testicle head would agree with me
Testicle head would disagree.

He's the star of the saga.

That's true, but he didn't have a testicle head before the trilogy. Or insanity.
but he was always testicle head



His actual testicles probably resemble heads.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: We discuss the merits of HERESY
« on: March 16, 2016, 11:06:45 PM »


You came to the wrong fucking galaxy.

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Gaming / Re: What Do You Hate About 343 ?
« on: March 16, 2016, 11:02:07 PM »
a great villain

with a testicle for a head
You're really obsessed with testicles.

I am when I have to look at a fucking face attached to one.

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Gaming / Re: What Do You Hate About 343 ?
« on: March 16, 2016, 11:00:00 PM »
a great villain

with a testicle for a head

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Gaming / Re: What Do You Hate About 343 ?
« on: March 16, 2016, 10:56:32 PM »
The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
kill yourself

slowly



testicle head would agree with me
Testicle head would disagree.

He's the star of the saga.

That's true, but he didn't have a testicle head before the trilogy. Or insanity.

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Gaming / Re: What Do You Hate About 343 ?
« on: March 16, 2016, 10:55:50 PM »
The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
kill yourself

slowly



testicle head would agree with me
end yourself



pointless anticlimactic martyr would also agree with me

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Gaming / Re: What Do You Hate About 343 ?
« on: March 16, 2016, 10:51:27 PM »
The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
kill yourself

slowly



testicle head would agree with me

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Gaming / Re: What Do You Hate About 343 ?
« on: March 16, 2016, 10:47:15 PM »
The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.

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The Flood / Re: What. The. Holy. Fuck. Japan???
« on: March 16, 2016, 08:46:51 PM »
YouTube


Where else but Japan?

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The Flood / Re: [모가] 토끼와 거북이편
« on: March 16, 2016, 06:35:50 PM »
しんで ください.

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Gaming / Re: Yugioh Thread
« on: March 16, 2016, 12:14:09 PM »
i was never a yugioh kid but at one point i did have a bootleg 12-star card called "white dragon with flames" or some shit and its description was written like it had been translated through three languages

I had such creative bootlegs as "Fire Monster", "Ice Monster", "Three Machine Dragon", and "Evil Wizard", all of which is technically accurate but "Darkly Big Rabbi" is inexcusable.

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The only time I feel motivated and ready to get shit done is when it's three in the morning and I can't actually get shit done. During the day I'm lethargic and barely functioning.

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>forerunner space magic

The Forerunner Saga and stuff involving the Forerunners is probably the most interesting and fantastical part of all Halo Lore. Not saying that Post-War stuff isn't good. Then again, I'm really into cosmic calamities and abstract shit.

I'd probably have really enjoyed the Forerunner books if they had nothing to do with Halo.
I'd probably have really enjoyed this comment if it had nothing to do with Sep7agon.


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The Flood / Re: Hoo winz teh feit? Spoderman r Ka Ka Karot Cake?!?
« on: March 15, 2016, 09:33:32 PM »


Shazam!

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Gaming / Re: Marathon Thread
« on: March 15, 2016, 06:42:36 PM »
Not to mention his treatment of BOBs aren't really... Well, it's not exactly a healthy relationship. Though, they don't seem to mind too much based on how they act in-game.

Latest I got was Durandal telling me he was gonna establish a colony for the BOBs on the S'pht homeworld. Wonder if they even care now that they're sleepless cyborgs.

Don't feel bad about the BoBs. They don't count as people. In fact, Bungie used to actively encourage you to kill every one you see.

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>forerunner space magic

The Forerunner Saga and stuff involving the Forerunners is probably the most interesting and fantastical part of all Halo Lore. Not saying that Post-War stuff isn't good. Then again, I'm really into cosmic calamities and abstract shit.

I'd probably have really enjoyed the Forerunner books if they had nothing to do with Halo.

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Surprise! You were an octopus all along!

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Gaming / Re: Marathon Thread
« on: March 15, 2016, 06:17:07 PM »
Though I'm wondering if Bungie shot themselves in the foot again with the franchise, what with humanity's tech still using bullets when you've got an AI 64 billion exobytes in size relegated to controlling the doors on a starship.

There's a reason he had such a mundane task. It's pretty interesting.

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The Flood / Re: Who should die in Cap3?
« on: March 15, 2016, 04:13:57 PM »
I want Thor to land on Spider-Man and kill him seconds after he appears.

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The Flood / Re: How to ruin a morning before school/work
« on: March 15, 2016, 04:12:14 PM »
Knowing I have school and work ruins my morning anyway.

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The Flood / Re: Lets talk about how awesome Dazzler is
« on: March 15, 2016, 12:05:32 AM »

Too bad, Spiderverse, because Cindy Moon came along to fuck up that potential.

Spiderham was real af tho.



スパイダ - マン is the real MVP.

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The Flood / Re: Cringe thread
« on: March 14, 2016, 08:29:34 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Yugioh Thread
« on: March 14, 2016, 08:09:23 PM »
I bought a bunch of overpowered cards on eBay, used them once or twice, and then never looked at them again. I remember having a huge pile of them under my bed.

Also, the fuck is up with the new rules? Pendulum monsters? Chain cards? Synchro summoning? What kind of witchcraft is this?
Chaining has always been in yugioh and Synchros were introduced in like 2008.

Effect monsters and ritual summoning are the most recent things I know of.

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Gaming / Re: Yugioh Thread
« on: March 14, 2016, 08:07:45 PM »
is the game that balanced?

I've never played it, but from what I've heard, not at all.

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Gaming / Re: How's The Division?
« on: March 14, 2016, 04:17:40 PM »
Almost a good as The Multiplication.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

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What an oaf of a Loaf.

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The Flood / Re: If Vision is on Stark's team...
« on: March 14, 2016, 12:22:32 PM »
i could pick it up
Regardless of what you believe to be right there would be two things preventing that: they don't line up with the Norse value of worthiness, and your lack of humility (the entire reason Thor couldn't lift Mjolnir for most of his first movie).

Even you have to admit that you aren't exactly humble.

That's actually an interesting rule. You can't pick it up if you think you can pick it up.
Yes and no. Obviously Thor thinks he can pick it up by the second movie, but that's because he can. It's passing the golden mean into an excess of confidence that would prevent one from being worthy.

I'll amend that to "if you think you should be able to pick it up".

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