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The Flood / Re: You have one chance to get gay with Joss Whedon
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:03:07 AM »
Pound him in the balls for serenity.

9002
The Flood / Re: Noelle is
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:28:16 AM »
Ugh. That isn't the queen, right?
Vien drew it based off of my Awoken character in Destiny.
I see. Pretty cool.

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The Flood / Re: Noelle is
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:19:35 AM »

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The Flood / Re: My Buddy List
« on: October 22, 2014, 09:25:45 PM »
I have my buddies on my buddy list.
Me?

9005
The Flood / Re: Favorite Daedric Prince?
« on: October 22, 2014, 08:12:46 PM »
Jesus

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The Flood / Re: >at the buffet
« on: October 22, 2014, 08:03:57 PM »
Now we watch and wait as Door continues to smoke pot and eat copious amounts of food. Slowly he will get fatter and fatter. Then he will lose the motivation to shave. Finally, he will become hypersensitive to direct sunlight, and begin to wear a "hat"
hats frack with my hair

so no

also

>implying my metabolism makes it possible for me to gain weight
>not realizing that your metabolism is gonna crash after you're finally done with puberty
</3
I will always love you.

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The Flood / Re: >at the buffet
« on: October 22, 2014, 07:46:17 PM »
>that one guy who takes pizza in the chinese buffet
Why? Why is that food even there? It's stupid. It's like going to a Mexican restaurant and order chicken nuggets. If you go to a area specific restaurant, eat the area specific food.

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The Flood / Re: >at the buffet
« on: October 22, 2014, 07:36:22 PM »
Your mom is my all you can eat buffet.

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The Flood / Re: I'm onto you Decimator Omega.
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:46:43 PM »
Deci, can you wear a thong and grow boobs?

>Implying that I had a sex change.
>Needing a sex change to wear a thong.

Guess I'll go change then.

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The Flood / Re: I'm onto you Decimator Omega.
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:45:16 PM »
This thread is bad enough to even violate the rules already as it stands since apparently calling out anyone is against the rules.
Says the guy who keeps saying "F­uck you!" and making death threats to people.
Learn to take a joke and maybe life won't be so miserable.
the thing is, i really don't think just telling him to learn to take a joke will make a difference

after all, he is autistic so it's kinda physically impossible for him to just do that
TAKE A JOKE BITCH!!!

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The Flood / Re: I'm onto you Decimator Omega.
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:39:55 PM »
Did we forget the shitfest that happened yesterday already?
YES!!!! LORD YES!!! EVERYONE FORGOT BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT EXCEPT FOR YOU.

Jesus Christ.

I am more worried about how I am gonna get a woman to dress up like the Awoken Queen.

You're such a beta.
>Virgin calls me a beta
>has actually had sex before

You serious nigga?
Maybe he means you didn't play the Destiny Beta?
My mind is a deep dark place filled with hate. I tried to love but it just never happened. The world is hate and the world is apart of me. I am the world. I am hate.

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The Flood / Re: I'm onto you Decimator Omega.
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:38:01 PM »
fool of yourself

You made two threads about him yesterday, didn't you?

Yes he did. Yes he f­ucking did.
And they were delightful.

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The Flood / Re: I'm onto you Decimator Omega.
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:33:13 PM »
Did we forget the shitfest that happened yesterday already?
YES!!!! LORD YES!!! EVERYONE FORGOT BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT EXCEPT FOR YOU.

Jesus Christ.

I am more worried about how I am gonna get a woman to dress up like the Awoken Queen.

You're such a beta.
>Virgin calls me a beta
>has actually had sex before

You serious nigga?

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The Flood / Re: I'm onto you Decimator Omega.
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:31:21 PM »
Did we forget the shitfest that happened yesterday already?
YES!!!! LORD YES!!! EVERYONE FORGOT BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT EXCEPT FOR YOU.

Jesus Christ.

I am more worried about how I am gonna get a woman to dress up like the Awoken Queen.

9015
The Flood / Re: YouTube is exciting
« on: October 22, 2014, 04:27:24 PM »
I should subscribe.

9016
The Flood / Re: All those with a gf/bf say ayy
« on: October 22, 2014, 04:19:03 PM »
>tfw single and heartbroken

9017
The Flood / Re: Why are you not in plug.dj?
« on: October 22, 2014, 02:20:10 AM »
Because its 2 a.m and Nexus bumped this thread :/
Spoiler
and now, so have I
Well god dammit I have insomnia.

I'm just making the mistake of staying up late.
I've been up for about 37 hours.

Shooting for some kind of record?
Nope. Just cannot sleep.

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The Flood / Re: So Cheat......
« on: October 22, 2014, 02:19:14 AM »
I'm still thinking over exactly what to give you guys besides the Pestilence nameplate. With so many of the cool kids having custom nameplates, there needs to be another little gift for you.

Spoiler
Probably an icon like what the staff has, but don't bet money on it.
Can we just have nudes of you?

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The Flood / Re: Why are you not in plug.dj?
« on: October 22, 2014, 02:17:30 AM »
Because its 2 a.m and Nexus bumped this thread :/
Spoiler
and now, so have I
Well god dammit I have insomnia.

I'm just making the mistake of staying up late.
I've been up for about 37 hours.

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The Flood / Re: Why are you not in plug.dj?
« on: October 22, 2014, 02:11:35 AM »
Because its 2 a.m and Nexus bumped this thread :/
Spoiler
and now, so have I
Well god dammit I have insomnia.

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The Flood / Re: Why are you not in plug.dj?
« on: October 22, 2014, 02:07:42 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Flood Poetry Slam
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:33:55 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Thank you all
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:26:33 AM »
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x5qc4sQpET

I was late tot he whole post.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:49:09 PM »
Not the Queen of the Reef.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:42:34 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What is your ideal heaven?
« on: October 21, 2014, 06:12:42 PM »
I have two: being with the people I have crushes on
You're like almost 18 and you still have crushes?

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The Flood / Re: What is your ideal heaven?
« on: October 21, 2014, 06:08:14 PM »
A gorillion hot virgins
So a bunch of you?

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The Flood / Re: Why do English majors exist?
« on: October 21, 2014, 06:01:49 PM »
Enjoy never getting laid, Dustbutt
Aren't you new too? I don't understand how people I don't even know are trying to make me feel bad. Is this forum really this serious for you guys?
Okay.
1. That is JimJewLord you retard. he isn't new.
2. This is the internet. It's not like moving to a new town. It hardly takes long to get a feel for things.

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 21, 2014, 06:00:04 PM »
The Queen of the Reef is my only love.
Gotta admit she's easy on the eyes.
You stay away from her, you bitch.
;)
You will be sipping maple syrup from your ass.

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The Flood / Re: What's your theory for what caused the big bang?
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:59:23 PM »
The brains.

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