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The Flood / Re: How do I convince my mom to let me get a buttplug
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:06:27 PM »
Just borrow hers.

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The Flood / Re: I want to talk about Jesus
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:05:51 PM »
Dude's my:





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prince of peace


why the fuck doesn't anyone call him that?
I guess that's the one they forget?

he could have been a daedric prince...
Well He died for all of us...so that would make Him an Aedra.
PRAISE TALOS

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The Flood / Re: What are your favorite subjects to talk about?
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:46:17 PM »
Jim's mom.

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The Flood / Re: What are your fetishes?
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:32:12 PM »
Feet, booty, women masters.
Oh yeah I forgot femdom

I forgot it was called that. But I only like when they hit me with their hands, no objects, and NO PINCHING! >:O
You mean you don't like being strapped tot he wall and have various fruit from banana to pineapple shoved up your ass? What are you? A queer?
Fruit? No try a wine bottle, faggot.
>Not using glass gallon jugs.
Homo.


Your move, hun.
You win. Now give it to me.

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The Flood / Re: What are your fetishes?
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:12:32 PM »
Feet, booty, women masters.
Oh yeah I forgot femdom

I forgot it was called that. But I only like when they hit me with their hands, no objects, and NO PINCHING! >:O
You mean you don't like being strapped tot he wall and have various fruit from banana to pineapple shoved up your ass? What are you? A queer?
Fruit? No try a wine bottle, faggot.
>Not using glass gallon jugs.
Homo.

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The Flood / Re: What are your fetishes?
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:10:16 PM »
Feet, booty, women masters.
Oh yeah I forgot femdom

I forgot it was called that. But I only like when they hit me with their hands, no objects, and NO PINCHING! >:O
You mean you don't like being strapped tot he wall and have various fruit from banana to pineapple shoved up your ass? What are you? A queer?

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The Flood / Re: Did Charlie really leave?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:44:40 PM »
why do people like Charile real talk
No one liked him. He is kinda like the stepdad that you put up with because your mom likes him.
Yeahhhh, you either really wish no one liked him or you have no idea what you're talking about.
Okay, lemme rephrase. No one really liked him other than other people liked him, but everyone pretended to like him, so no one really liked him. It was all a ruse.
Well, yeah, except no.
Prove me wrong.
I liked him.
This lie has gotten so deep it has become Stockholm Syndrome.
PSU liked him and he seemed like the person to inflict Stockholm Syndrome on people.
>Caring what PSU likes or says

It's like you actually think it is the real him and not probably Dustbin or something.
Except Dustbin's still posting and PSU isn't.
Clearly that is a hole int he whole thing. I mean it's not like you could just sign out of an alt and not sign back in.
So two people with two different personalities are clearly the same person.


Spoiler
Are you PSU?
Oh no. I have been found out.

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The Flood / Re: Where do I look for hot cougars?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:43:37 PM »
Mountainous areas.


I thought cougars we jaguars for some reason.

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The Flood / Re: Where do I look for hot cougars?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:42:16 PM »
Amazon Rain Forest?

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The Flood / Re: tfw no friends
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:35:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Did Charlie really leave?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:32:56 PM »
why do people like Charile real talk
No one liked him. He is kinda like the stepdad that you put up with because your mom likes him.
Yeahhhh, you either really wish no one liked him or you have no idea what you're talking about.
Okay, lemme rephrase. No one really liked him other than other people liked him, but everyone pretended to like him, so no one really liked him. It was all a ruse.
Well, yeah, except no.
Prove me wrong.
I liked him.
This lie has gotten so deep it has become Stockholm Syndrome.
PSU liked him and he seemed like the person to inflict Stockholm Syndrome on people.
>Caring what PSU likes or says

It's like you actually think it is the real him and not probably Dustbin or something.
Except Dustbin's still posting and PSU isn't.
Clearly that is a hole int he whole thing. I mean it's not like you could just sign out of an alt and not sign back in.

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The Flood / Re: Did Charlie really leave?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:30:02 PM »
why do people like Charile real talk
No one liked him. He is kinda like the stepdad that you put up with because your mom likes him.
Yeahhhh, you either really wish no one liked him or you have no idea what you're talking about.
Okay, lemme rephrase. No one really liked him other than other people liked him, but everyone pretended to like him, so no one really liked him. It was all a ruse.
Well, yeah, except no.
Prove me wrong.
I liked him.
This lie has gotten so deep it has become Stockholm Syndrome.
PSU liked him and he seemed like the person to inflict Stockholm Syndrome on people.
>Caring what PSU likes or says

It's like you actually think it is the real him and not probably Dustbin or something.

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The Flood / Re: tfw no friends
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:28:14 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Did Charlie really leave?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:27:26 PM »
why do people like Charile real talk
No one liked him. He is kinda like the stepdad that you put up with because your mom likes him.
Yeahhhh, you either really wish no one liked him or you have no idea what you're talking about.
Okay, lemme rephrase. No one really liked him other than other people liked him, but everyone pretended to like him, so no one really liked him. It was all a ruse.
Well, yeah, except no.
Prove me wrong.
I liked him.
This lie has gotten so deep it has become Stockholm Syndrome.

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The Flood / Re: tfw no friends
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:26:25 PM »
I thought we were friends.
Outside of the internet is what I mean
Wait till your birthday. ;)

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The Flood / Re: Did Charlie really leave?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:25:46 PM »
why do people like Charile real talk
No one liked him. He is kinda like the stepdad that you put up with because your mom likes him.
Yeahhhh, you either really wish no one liked him or you have no idea what you're talking about.
Okay, lemme rephrase. No one really liked him other than other people liked him, but everyone pretended to like him, so no one really liked him. It was all a ruse.
Well, yeah, except no.
Prove me wrong.

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The Flood / Re: tfw no friends
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:24:37 PM »
Me too, outside of the internet, don't remind me, it made me depressed when I remembered.
Wanna be friends?

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The Flood / Re: tfw no friends
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:23:54 PM »
I thought we were friends.

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The Flood / Re: Did Charlie really leave?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:22:39 PM »
why do people like Charile real talk
No one liked him. He is kinda like the stepdad that you put up with because your mom likes him.
Yeahhhh, you either really wish no one liked him or you have no idea what you're talking about.
Okay, lemme rephrase. No one really liked him other than other people liked him, but everyone pretended to like him, so no one really liked him. It was all a ruse.

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The Flood / Re: Ellen Page
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:19:55 PM »
I'm not into over sized 12 year old boys.

That's ok because this thread is about Ellen Page, not 12 year old boys.
As if there is a difference.

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The Flood / Re: Did Charlie really leave?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:17:10 PM »
why do people like Charile real talk
No one liked him. He is kinda like the stepdad that you put up with because your mom likes him.

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The Flood / Re: Ellen Page
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:14:02 PM »
I'm not into over sized 12 year old boys.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else ever had sex or energy sex with a spirit?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:12:35 PM »
You too?

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The Flood / Re: What are your fetishes?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:11:31 PM »
Being Spanked.

And the Queen of course.


I don't really have a lot of out there fetishes, but it can turn me on when women have them. As long as they aren't just too ridiculous.

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The Flood / Re: If your mom was ridiculously hot
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:09:04 PM »
No, that bitch doesn't deserve my loving after she bought me a PS4 instead of an Xbox One.
tfw i have ps4
Then you fuck her.

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The Flood / Re: If your mom was ridiculously hot
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:08:44 PM »
No, that bitch doesn't deserve my loving after she bought me a PS4 instead of an Xbox One.
That's child abuse.
I know, right?

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The Flood / Re: If your mom was ridiculously hot
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:08:26 PM »
No, that bitch doesn't deserve my loving after she bought me a PS4 instead of an Xbox One.
I hope you smacked her
Hell yeah. Broke her computer too.

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