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7051
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:15:46 PM »
Can I have my birthday taken off please?
7052
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:12:09 PM »
A band having merchandise. Who would have thought?
7053
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:02:36 AM »
Well, God condones rape for the right price.
7054
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:38:37 PM »
 Shoot it all over my face.
7055
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:31:38 PM »
I'll admit that I have a thing for revolvers.
I got a revolver for you baby. Play Russian Roulette.
7056
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:33:40 PM »
I reject your authority.
7057
« on: December 29, 2014, 06:05:28 PM »
You are 69.4% Good.
You are 5.1% Chaotic.
Alignment: Neutral Good
7058
« on: December 29, 2014, 05:43:46 PM »
Not enough people called him a pretty girl like he wanted.
Am I a pretty girl?
7059
« on: December 29, 2014, 05:41:12 PM »
Alright. Good to now. Good to what now? How does one "good"?
Now is good.
7060
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:50:44 PM »
In fact, love should come before marriage. Profound.
I'm not sure if you are being of sarcasm.
Heavily.
Alright. Good to now.
7061
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:48:56 PM »
In fact, love should come before marriage. Profound.
I gave your mom a profound orgasm last night
I'll give you a profound orgasm ; )
pls
Go away.
7062
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:37:25 PM »
In fact, love should come before marriage. Profound.
I'm not sure if you are being of sarcasm.
7063
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:34:46 PM »
Marriage has legal benefits, so if I love someone, then of course. I don't particularly think marriage is needed to love someone. In fact, love should come before marriage.
7064
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:17:01 PM »
I've almost died many many times.
7065
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:14:53 PM »
if you guys act the same as you do on here, then it'd be interesting to see a lot of you
i'd probably hand out with you ya cheeky bugger
I put you on my list.
7066
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:14:11 PM »
Door
Ember
Flee
Goji
Jim
Kupo
Midget
Nexus
Ryle
Slash
Zen
Zizzy
7067
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:21:52 AM »
For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.
Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?
Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?
*Cocks shotgun*
*looks around uncomfortably*
Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?
Wow.
*tosses plasma rifle*
You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>
*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.
*helps up*
HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.
Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.
Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.
“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”
And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.
I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...
What is wrong with you?
Nothing is wrong with me. I am just a man who can sense chemistry between two people... ish. I have that ability. Talking about big guns and all. I am guessing that plasma rifle isn't the only gun you are admiring.
Your chemistry abilities are lacking...um, what's your name?
Lacking? If there is one ability that never lacks it is the ability, my ability, with women. My name is Peter Quill, people call me Star Lord.
Ah, a ladies man huh? Now I know who to quietly ignore, also...Star who?
I'm Star Lord.. man.. Legendary Outlaw... Guardian of the Galaxy. You might remember me? I stopped that one blue guy Roman or Ramen or whatever, had the infinity stone in a hammer? Ringing any bells?
7068
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:19:15 AM »
Fuck all of you.
7069
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:18:11 AM »
For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.
Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?
Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?
*Cocks shotgun*
*looks around uncomfortably*
Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?
Wow.
*tosses plasma rifle*
You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>
*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.
*helps up*
HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.
Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.
Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.
“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”
And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.
I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...
What is wrong with you?
Nothing is wrong with me. I am just a man who can sense chemistry between two people... ish. I have that ability. Talking about big guns and all. I am guessing that plasma rifle isn't the only gun you are admiring.
Your chemistry abilities are lacking...um, what's your name?
Lacking? If there is one ability that never lacks it is the ability, my ability, with women. My name is Peter Quill, people call me Star Lord.
7070
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:11:56 AM »
For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.
Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?
Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?
*Cocks shotgun*
*looks around uncomfortably*
Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?
Wow.
*tosses plasma rifle*
You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>
*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.
*helps up*
HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.
Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.
Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.
“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”
And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.
I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...
What is wrong with you?
Nothing is wrong with me. I am just a man who can sense chemistry between two people... ish. I have that ability. Talking about big guns and all. I am guessing that plasma rifle isn't the only gun you are admiring.
7071
« on: December 29, 2014, 12:08:26 AM »
For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.
Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?
Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?
*Cocks shotgun*
*looks around uncomfortably*
Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?
Wow.
*tosses plasma rifle*
You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>
*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.
*helps up*
HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.
Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.
Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.
“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”
And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.
I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...
7072
« on: December 28, 2014, 11:39:49 PM »
I'm Star Lord.
Who?
This joke isn't even funny. You think because one time one person said that to me, everyone says it when I announce my name. The guy who said it never forgot my name, he remembered it... till he died.... and then he remembered nothing...
7073
« on: December 28, 2014, 11:35:32 PM »
I'm Star Lord.
7074
« on: December 28, 2014, 06:57:29 PM »
I would be sorry to hear that but I'm offline now so I can't hear you.
Stop being weird.
;_;
You've been replaced.
Wow
GET REKT SON
I'm not even gay. I really don't care if Kupo wants to flirt around with fur fag who failed to die. inb4thatistakenseriously
7075
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:22:02 PM »
I would be sorry to hear that but I'm offline now so I can't hear you.
Stop being weird.
;_;
You've been replaced.
Wow
7076
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:29:17 PM »
I would be sorry to hear that but I'm offline now so I can't hear you.
Stop being weird.
7077
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:24:10 PM »
Why are you trying to drug me to sleep ._.
I haven't actually tried to do that yet, so calm down.
That's not very reassuring >.>
Hmm... would you rather be able to cling onto walls, or be able to survive certain falls?
(rules: you can only cling onto the wall if it's thick, and you're able to survive falls from 60 stories and down)
I think I'd rather stick to walls, but it's a close one.
Bby do u luv me
of course babycakes
My heart...
oh would you look at that my internet just went out
You didn't even answer my first question... My day is ruined.
7078
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:20:08 PM »
Bby do u luv me
of course babycakes
My heart...
7079
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:18:28 PM »
When we gonna bang?
7080
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:17:57 PM »
>Internet Explorer
It's chrome now. Thank Nuka.
fix'd
You're doing God's work. Thank you.
Bu.......BUT THAT'S MY JOB 
God's work is your job? You're equating yourself to the Lord?
You're gonna burn, motherfucker. You're gonna burn in Hell forever.
>tfw RC is being funny for once in his life.
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