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7021
The Flood / Re: Mmmm....beeeer
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:59:39 PM »
Shitty piss water.
Yawn. Drink better beer.
That is like telling people to die from better diseases.

7022
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:58:23 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.

Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women

I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.

You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
You're implying that necrophilia isn't the pinnacle of sexual relations.
A bit yeah. I mean, I am kinda used to doing most of the work in sex, but necrophilic like acts get old. Genuine Necrophilia is gross.
You're gross. Nothing is more beautiful than a lovely teenage corpse.
Except for almost ever other fucking thing out there.
The correct answer would have been "Except for that corpse to be already cut open for an autopsy."
The fuck is wrong with you?

7023
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:55:58 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.

Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women

I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.

You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
You're implying that necrophilia isn't the pinnacle of sexual relations.
A bit yeah. I mean, I am kinda used to doing most of the work in sex, but necrophilic like acts get old. Genuine Necrophilia is gross.
You're gross. Nothing is more beautiful than a lovely teenage corpse.
Except for almost every other fucking thing out there.

7024
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:54:48 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.

Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women

I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.

You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
While it's true that women may hit their peak by 30, guys hit theirs by 18. Plus, just because their sexual appetite increases at that age, it doesn't mean their sexual attractiveness does.
That doesn't mean their attractiveness is in such a rapid decline. Unless the women was pretty fugly to start out it. Plus, if the milf is already hot, your argument is useless.

7025
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:53:28 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.

Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women

I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
>older women
>meaning potentially anyone less than 38 years of age
Enjoy those stretch marks and flabby tits champ.
YOU WHAT I WILL!! ENJOY PRISON BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT 11 YEAR OLDS GET YOU.
I'm white. Minimum security prison away from gen. pop sounds like vacation!
>Minimum security prison
>Not rich
>A violent crime
>State prison
>Nonfederal crime.

I too like to sometimes live on fairy fucking island.
Violent crime my ass!
Besides, I can make a felony by crossing state lines.
Your ass is a violent crime.

7026
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:51:48 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.

Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women

I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.

You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
You're implying that necrophilia isn't the pinnacle of sexual relations.
A bit yeah. I mean, I am kinda used to doing most of the work in sex, but necrophilic like acts get old. Genuine Necrophilia is gross.

7027
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:50:43 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.

Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women

I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
>older women
>meaning potentially anyone less than 38 years of age
Enjoy those stretch marks and flabby tits champ.
YOU WHAT I WILL!! ENJOY PRISON BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT 11 YEAR OLDS GET YOU.
I'm white. Minimum security prison away from gen. pop sounds like vacation!
>Minimum security prison
>Not rich
>A violent crime
>State prison
>Nonfederal crime.

I too like to sometimes live on fairy fucking island.

7028
The Flood / Re: Mmmm....beeeer
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:49:03 PM »
Shitty piss water.

7029
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:48:08 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.

Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women

I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.

You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.

7030
The Flood / Re: RC, you were proven wrong and it only took one comment
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:46:21 PM »
You threads can give people aneurysms.

7031
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:45:25 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.

Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women

I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
>older women
>meaning potentially anyone less than 38 years of age
Enjoy those stretch marks and flabby tits champ.
YOU WHAT I WILL!! ENJOY PRISON BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT 11 YEAR OLDS GET YOU.

7033
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:42:04 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.

Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women

I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.

7034
The Flood / Re: List of Sep7agon meat eaters
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:40:55 PM »

7036
The Flood / Re: List of Sep7agon Vegans
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:39:21 PM »

7037
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:38:45 PM »

7038
The Flood / Re: List of Sep7agon Vegans
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:38:20 PM »

7039
The Flood / Re: >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:36:29 PM »

7040
The Flood / Re: flood Florida meet up
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:06:50 PM »
Good, get all the Floridians in one place. And dispose of them.

We will have a massive party, and you won't be invited.
You promise?

7041
The Flood / Re: flood Florida meet up
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:44:37 PM »
Good, get all the Floridians in one place. And dispose of them.

7042
The Flood / Re: Ugly clothes thread
« on: December 30, 2014, 05:48:35 PM »
If you only knew how funny this thread was.

7043
The Flood / Re: Do you like me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 05:39:40 PM »
I'm pretty sure you know what I think of fishermen.
>still saying fisherman
>trying to force this saying
>Not realizing it is actually retarded.
>Will still probably say it again
>Contending for worst monitor

7044
The Flood / Re: inmendham pics thread (verbs mentor)
« on: December 30, 2014, 05:28:05 PM »
Oh my god, this really is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. I can't even... I don't even know what to type in response to the sheer stupidity of this.
that's right, you can't argue it

not everyone is gonna fucking like it here

not to mention, we don't even fucking need kids for any rational purpose
I am naming all of my children after you.

7045
The Flood / Re: If you were the parent of this kid....
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:30:45 PM »
This thread yo.

7047
The Flood / Re: Birthday Thread? Birthday Thread!
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:20:30 PM »
K, add it back now.

7049
A band having merchandise. Who would have thought?
I'm talking about the people appraising a T-shirt like it's a work of art
Holy shit, I thought that was you saying that lol.

7050
The Flood / Re: Birthday Thread? Birthday Thread!
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:17:32 PM »
Can I have my birthday taken off please?
Why?
Cause I want it completely taken off. Do I need a reason?

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