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The Flood / Re: weird kinks
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:14:19 AM »
Spanking. God, I love being spanked.

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The Flood / Re: RP Thread Story
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:12:33 AM »
Name: Peter Jason Quill

Alias: Star-Lord

Alignment: Good

Bio: Peter Jason Quill, also known as Star-Lord, is a half-human who was abducted by the Covenant and eventually became a Legendary Outlaw. He now spends his days seeking bounties on his ship The Milano.

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The Flood / Re: Assassin 11D7
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:55:01 PM »
OP is a faggot.

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The Flood / Re: Why are certain users on this site so shitty?
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:54:12 PM »
All monitors are of shitty.

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The Flood / Re: You're welcome
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:49:51 PM »
Shall we discuss America?
Sure, why not.

Think we'll get a Republican or Democratic president?
Either way we're fucked. They're the same thing.
Coke and Pepsi.
That's different, because Coke is better.
I could never tell the different from either, and they both taste like shit.

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The Flood / Re: You're welcome
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:48:32 PM »
Shall we discuss America?
Sure, why not.

Think we'll get a Republican or Democratic president?
Either way we're fucked. They're the same thing.
Coke and Pepsi.

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The Flood / Re: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:42:37 PM »
God, this is retarded. You're all retarded.

6669
We're all dying.

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The Flood / Re: SHITSTORM V2 ELEGIAC EDITION
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:39:10 PM »
#OCCUPY TRU'S SISTER
#OCCUPY NUKA'S COUCH
#OCCUPY YUTAKA'S TACO
Two of those sound like rape.

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The Flood / Re: SHITSTORM V2 ELEGIAC EDITION
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:38:44 PM »
Lol. Spread the shitstorm. Make it bigger.

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The Flood / Re: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:15:43 PM »
This is hilarious.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm banned for an undetermined amount of time on B.net
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:43:18 PM »
Indiana Jones proved that guns are superior.
Indiana Jones was a whip man.
But he had a gun too.
Yes, but his whip was cooler... and kinkier.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm banned for an undetermined amount of time on B.net
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:40:19 PM »
Indiana Jones proved that guns are superior.
Indiana Jones was a whip man.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if you caught your kid watching porn
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:06:12 PM »
*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*
Or help him finish
You're disturbed.
No this is Patrick
Change your name to Jim.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if you caught your kid watching porn
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:03:41 PM »
Give them my recommendations.

6678
You're pretty cool.

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The Flood / Re: Autism
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:06:27 PM »
Autism is over diagnosed.

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The Flood / Re: I have a dilemma.
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:14:27 AM »
Neither because both are stupid.

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The Flood / Re: Which user, would you say, on average
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:12:38 AM »
Me.

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The Flood / Re: Morality question
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:20:56 AM »
Yes. I don't even care if I am caught.
Well, you wouldn't be. What people are failing to grasp here is that it's a morality question, not a legality question.
THAT PUSSY WOULD GET WRECKED EITHER WAY

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The Flood / Re: Morality question
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:17:58 AM »
Yes. I don't even care if I am caught.

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The Flood / Re: Go to This Site
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:54:27 PM »

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The Flood / Re: AOTY 2015
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:15:24 PM »
All music is country music now because I say so.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:32:27 PM »
This is why I don't get my fucking hair cut.

Fucking idiots.
Riiiiight. "haircut"

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The Flood / Re: When a lady squirts, is it pee?
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:37:01 PM »
Cool.

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They have ascending and descending syndrome.

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The Flood / Re: The best and worst qualities of certain users
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:25:43 PM »
Jim

Pro:
Fun to talk to
Funny
Is great partner when fucking with people
Good taste in music
Somewhat good taste in women besides the freakishly large tits and the rapidly declining standards.
One of my best friends

Cons:
Nothing because everything about him that annoys me is also what makes me love him.

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The Flood / Re: The best and worst qualities of certain users
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:23:06 PM »
How mean will you be to me?
Pro: nothing
Con: Alive

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