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4741
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:21:10 AM »
what if i told you
satan put it there
Along with the Dinosaurs.
4742
« on: March 31, 2015, 07:44:49 AM »
Talking shit about the 1911 is like burning the flag.
Kill yourself.
No
4743
« on: March 30, 2015, 11:52:37 PM »
But 1911s are rugged, functional, and good for more than just show.
Sounds just like your mother.
4744
« on: March 30, 2015, 11:51:54 PM »
You would love a gun called a katana. Neckbeard.
4745
« on: March 30, 2015, 07:30:21 AM »
What if it's just "newbie" and it gets rid of all of your customisation options and resets your post count?
So like Orion's prestige option?
4746
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:41:57 AM »
Oh boy, this should be good news for Deci though, give the people someone else to call autistic for a while.
4747
« on: March 29, 2015, 11:46:51 PM »
We will sell gold iPhones and Starbucks*. It's the perfect plan.
Demographic: 12 - 17 year old white girls.
Well, you fit that.
Ohhhh good one!
Thank you <3
4748
« on: March 29, 2015, 11:45:21 PM »
I wear this crown of shit
upon my liar's chair,
full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair.
Beneath the stains of time,
the feelings disappear.
You are someone else.
I am still right here.
Johnny Cash is pretty dope.
4749
« on: March 29, 2015, 11:43:03 PM »
Penises.
4750
« on: March 29, 2015, 11:40:45 PM »
We will sell gold iPhones and Starbucks*. It's the perfect plan.
Demographic: 12 - 17 year old white girls.
Well, you fit that.
4751
« on: March 29, 2015, 11:30:14 PM »
Drugs.
4752
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:59:05 PM »
How old are you?
She's 19.
What you didn't drink at that age?
I'm not even 19 until June, so it's literally impossible for me to drink alcohol at that age.
And Deci, the first time I drank alcohol I was 13.
Such a bad boy, mmmmmmm.
you love it
I can't get enough of it.
c'mere
Mmmmm, oh yes I will.
4753
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:54:09 PM »
How old are you?
She's 19.
What you didn't drink at that age?
I'm not even 19 until June, so it's literally impossible for me to drink alcohol at that age.
And Deci, the first time I drank alcohol I was 13.
Such a bad boy, mmmmmmm.
you love it
I can't get enough of it.
4754
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:51:50 PM »
How old are you?
She's 19.
What you didn't drink at that age?
I'm not even 19 until June, so it's literally impossible for me to drink alcohol at that age.
And Deci, the first time I drank alcohol I was 13.
Such a bad boy, mmmmmmm.
4755
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:42:55 PM »
You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?
Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
i wish. I'm as much a man as your mom.
nexus has two dads.
thats adorable! And whoa I have a dick!
Welcome to our great land of white male privilege [emoji14].
its so good to be here. I'd like to think my mom for always believing in me and id like to thank God for finally granting me this beautiful dick I've prayed so long for. I'd also like to thank you guys for helping me believe in myself.
Looks like you...
GOT THE D
YEAHHHHHHHHH
*starts spinning my dick in circles like a helicopter* look at it go! MOM GET THE CAMERA!
Stop fucking quoting me, holy shit.
Ok
Oops
I'd tell you to kill yourself, but we all know you're too pussy to anyway.
4756
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:39:21 PM »
You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?
Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
i wish. I'm as much a man as your mom.
nexus has two dads.
thats adorable! And whoa I have a dick!
Welcome to our great land of white male privilege :p.
its so good to be here. I'd like to think my mom for always believing in me and id like to thank God for finally granting me this beautiful dick I've prayed so long for. I'd also like to thank you guys for helping me believe in myself.
Looks like you...
GOT THE D
YEAHHHHHHHHH
*starts spinning my dick in circles like a helicopter* look at it go! MOM GET THE CAMERA!
Stop fucking quoting me, holy shit.
4757
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:26:59 PM »
You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?
Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
Even if she was I wouldn't see the problem with my statement.
If? No, he objectively a dude. And I was just saying, if you like cock, cool.
Just seems like you were trying to use my sexuality as an insult. I for one love penis. Even the small ones like yours.
Sick burn bro.
4758
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:24:42 PM »
You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?
Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
Even if she was I wouldn't see the problem with my statement.
If? No, he objectively a dude. And I was just saying, if you like cock, cool.
4759
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:22:33 PM »
You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?
Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
4760
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:20:42 PM »
That explains a lot.
4761
« on: March 29, 2015, 09:56:32 PM »
I'm so fucking good at this.
Wow, you trolled Deci, such an accolade.
no I inspired a tone of threads and arbitrarily made the 29th of March "Rape day"
No. Deci actually did. Twat.
no he didn't you cock sucker. -_- who's thread did he get all flustered in?
He brought it to the forefront, not you.
haha oh suuuuuure. Because that's how things work. Maybe if I never posted today things would have been the same.
Never said you didn't start it. I'm just saying, even though you did, we are talking about this in Deci's thread.
4762
« on: March 29, 2015, 09:51:09 PM »
I'm so fucking good at this.
Wow, you trolled Deci, such an accolade.
no I inspired a tone of threads and arbitrarily made the 29th of March "Rape day"
No. Deci actually did. Twat.
no he didn't you cock sucker. -_- who's thread did he get all flustered in?
He brought it to the forefront, not you.
4763
« on: March 29, 2015, 09:37:16 PM »
I'm so fucking good at this.
Wow, you trolled Deci, such an accolade.
no I inspired a tone of threads and arbitrarily made the 29th of March "Rape day"
No. Deci actually did. Twat.
4764
« on: March 29, 2015, 09:16:45 PM »
Weddings are overrated.
Is it the season of the fedora?
No. It's the season of Guy Fawkes.
You mean Gay Fucks.
4765
« on: March 29, 2015, 06:57:37 PM »
I like rape
OH MAN, THAT WAS SO FUNNY, AND SO OUT OF NOWHERE? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO THINK OF THAT? HOLY SHIT MAN, YOU ARE THE MOST HILARIOUS PERSON EVER.
Well, no one else is going to do it, so you better get to auto-fellating.
No teeth pls
Do you know what an Auto-faltio is? Is your ethnicity holding you back from reading skills?
Awfully descriptive there Jose.
Why we started treating sand-niggers like they were actually people is far beyond me.
4766
« on: March 29, 2015, 06:54:54 PM »
Why are printers bullshit? Yeah, I mean ink is overpriced, but...
4767
« on: March 29, 2015, 06:53:57 PM »
I like rape
OH MAN, THAT WAS SO FUNNY, AND SO OUT OF NOWHERE? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO THINK OF THAT? HOLY SHIT MAN, YOU ARE THE MOST HILARIOUS PERSON EVER.
Well, no one else is going to do it, so you better get to auto-fellating.
No teeth pls
Do you know what an Auto-faltio is? Is your ethnicity holding you back from reading skills?
4768
« on: March 29, 2015, 06:50:13 PM »
i print all of my posts that have received likes, frame them and hang them around my house
That is a marvel idea.
4769
« on: March 29, 2015, 06:49:09 PM »
I like rape
OH MAN, THAT WAS SO FUNNY, AND SO OUT OF NOWHERE? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO THINK OF THAT? HOLY SHIT MAN, YOU ARE THE MOST HILARIOUS PERSON EVER.
Well, no one else is going to do it, so you better get to auto-fellating.
4770
« on: March 29, 2015, 06:46:12 PM »
I like rape
OH MAN, THAT WAS SO FUNNY, AND SO OUT OF NOWHERE? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO THINK OF THAT? HOLY SHIT MAN, YOU ARE THE MOST HILARIOUS PERSON EVER.
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