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The Flood / Re: opinions on eating ass
« on: April 08, 2015, 09:45:21 AM »

4592
The Flood / Re: opinions on eating ass
« on: April 08, 2015, 09:44:58 AM »
Thought it said "opinions on eating grass"
I think you've been "eating" too much "grass."

4593
The Flood / Re: Some friends of mine want me to go bowling tonight
« on: April 08, 2015, 09:43:15 AM »
Go bowling you little shit.

4594
I want to make love to you so much right now
Um
Gay

4595
The Flood / Re: have you ever not woke up with morning wood?
« on: April 08, 2015, 09:35:52 AM »
I am married and get more than most ppl here
Oh man, that is like the worst gloating ever.

"I am tied to having sex with one woman, who clearly has low standards, and enjoys impotent men. Hahahaha"
Are you always this butthurt?
Why is this Sand Nigger talking to me? Like he is actually a person?

Just because you learned how to work a stolen computer doesn't mean you should actually try and act like a normal person.

4596
The Flood / Re: have you ever not woke up with morning wood?
« on: April 08, 2015, 09:32:14 AM »
I am married and get more than most ppl here
Oh man, that is like the worst gloating ever.

"I am tied to having sex with one woman, who clearly has low standards, and enjoys impotent men. Hahahaha"

4597
The Flood / Re: Should I pay attention in Class
« on: April 08, 2015, 09:29:02 AM »
No, fail and do nothing with your life.

4598
The Flood / Re: opinions on eating ass
« on: April 08, 2015, 09:28:09 AM »
As long as it's clean.

4599
The Flood / Re: have you ever not woke up with morning wood?
« on: April 08, 2015, 07:37:52 AM »
I didn't this morning.
Because you are ginger.

4600
The Flood / Re: have you ever not woke up with morning wood?
« on: April 08, 2015, 07:36:22 AM »
That's because you constantly dream about 4 black men gangbanging you, Slash.

4601
The Flood / Re: I have the sudden urge to suck dick
« on: April 08, 2015, 07:14:34 AM »
"sudden"

4602
The Flood / Re: are Slavs good for anything?
« on: April 08, 2015, 04:23:49 AM »
They are good for target practice.
And rope stress test.

4603
The Flood / Re: "Surely you jest"
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:46:37 PM »
I'm gonna jest my dick deep inside you.

4604
The Flood / Re: should we start a charity so Comms can see a girl IRL?
« on: April 07, 2015, 10:18:32 AM »
Next we should start a charity for Rocketman to meet God. Both have the same amount of chance happening.

4606
You're all boring me now. Peace out holmes.

4607
Seeing how my friendly word of advice fell on deaf ears, the next person to continue this gets a spanking. Final warning to everyone in this thread.

Can I ask if I can abort Nexus, though? :P
Uh.. abortion is murder.

Also, does that mean you agreed to be my new mommy?

That would mean you're either aborted before birth or you have to live with Batch as your father for the rest of your life.
Is this what you want?

*Sips coffee*
Oh man, that is a tough choice...

I think I live with Batch as a father.
Wrong choice son, you now live in Australia and must combat the bush before you can live among us

*throws slippery infant into bush*

*sips tea in awe*
Ah, tough love. I'm home.

A dingo "stole" my baby!!
Don't let Elegiac take me.

4608
Seeing how my friendly word of advice fell on deaf ears, the next person to continue this gets a spanking. Final warning to everyone in this thread.

Can I ask if I can abort Nexus, though? :P
Uh.. abortion is murder.

Also, does that mean you agreed to be my new mommy?

That would mean you're either aborted before birth or you have to live with Batch as your father for the rest of your life.
Is this what you want?

*Sips coffee*
Oh man, that is a tough choice...

I think I live with Batch as a father.
Wrong choice son, you now live in Australia and must combat the bush before you can live among us

*throws slippery infant into bush*

*sips tea in awe*
Ah, tough love. I'm home.

4609
I hope that nexus will get banned
Fix'd.

4610
Seeing how my friendly word of advice fell on deaf ears, the next person to continue this gets a spanking. Final warning to everyone in this thread.

Can I ask if I can abort Nexus, though? :P
As long as you people are civil about it, there's nothing to warrant a lock / ban. But I'm not going to warn anyone again. Next person to turn this into a fight is going to face some #modabuse.

Am I allowed to beat my new child?
: ( No, mommy pls no.

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Seeing how my friendly word of advice fell on deaf ears, the next person to continue this gets a spanking. Final warning to everyone in this thread.

Can I ask if I can abort Nexus, though? :P
Uh.. abortion is murder.

Also, does that mean you agreed to be my new mommy?

That would mean you're either aborted before birth or you have to live with Batch as your father for the rest of your life.
Is this what you want?

*Sips coffee*
Oh man, that is a tough choice...

I think I live with Batch as a father.

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Seeing how my friendly word of advice fell on deaf ears, the next person to continue this gets a spanking. Final warning to everyone in this thread.

Can I ask if I can abort Nexus, though? :P
Uh.. abortion is murder.

Also, does that mean you agreed to be my new mommy?

4613
Seeing how my friendly word of advice fell on deaf ears, the next person to continue this gets a spanking. Final warning to everyone in this thread.
Oh man, spankings are my fetish though.

4614
I would ask who you are but I honestly don't care.
Oh man, you got me there.

You just seem like some forever alone douchebag who enjoys trying to ruin people's happiness and invite yourself into people's conversations for the sake of being an ass.
Oh man, I am ruining people's happiness. Lol

Guess what, your little rain on our parade doesn't stop the fact that despite what you said about no one caring, Batch was answering someone who asked (therefore cares). Ha.
Oh man, another good one. My parade has so been cancelled due to rain.

How about you go talk to your mother about your insecurities and come back to us when you're less angsty.
Will you be my new mommy?

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The Flood / Re: gonna be harvesting some psilocybin mushrooms
« on: April 07, 2015, 06:15:58 AM »
And Slash was never seen again.

4616
ITT: Nexus's ego.
Are you mad cause not enough focus is on you?
Does marriage make you uncomfortable because you're a whore? (at least that's what you said you were, I may be wrong though)

(not looking for an argument, Flee, just wanna ask this one silly question)
Oh, you sweet talker you. And nope, marriage does not make me uncomfortable.

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ITT: Nexus's ego.
Are you mad cause not enough focus is on you?

4618
Alright, let's not have this thread turned into some argument. No one is forced to read what is said here, let alone participate in the conversation, so there's no need to interfere if it doesn't interest you.
If only my text was orange, I want an anti douche deterrent :/

I envy you guys

*sips tea*
>implying I give a shit about mods.

>Implying I do not respect Flee as a person and not just some moderator on this site.

Keks.
So, why do you post on this site?

*sips tea*

Or did you wake up on the bad side of the bed today?
Because I have an account with posting abilities?

And I am very peachy today, thank you for asking, how are you?
Not too bad actually, just curious as to why some people do why they do what they do, say that 10 times fast sport :P

*sips tea*
I might put my money on boredom and opportunity with a hint of distaste.

4619
Go to bed, Nexus.
Only if you come with me.
I'm already keeping the sheets warm.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

4620
Alright, let's not have this thread turned into some argument. No one is forced to read what is said here, let alone participate in the conversation, so there's no need to interfere if it doesn't interest you.
If only my text was orange, I want an anti douche deterrent :/

I envy you guys

*sips tea*
>implying I give a shit about mods.

>Implying I do not respect Flee as a person and not just some moderator on this site.

Keks.
So, why do you post on this site?

*sips tea*

Or did you wake up on the bad side of the bed today?
Because I have an account with posting abilities?

And I am very peachy today, thank you for asking, how are you?

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