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The Flood / Re: Things that stroke your igloo?
« on: August 02, 2015, 11:58:09 PM »
I don't have an ego. It's just factual how better than everyone I am.

3602
The Flood / Re: Drinking a mike's hard lemonade ama
« on: August 02, 2015, 07:43:10 PM »
I'm drinking coke, I woke up like an hour ago. Yesterday was a big day. I went to a theme park with my homies and then we went lazer tagging with some ladies then we went to a party and I got off my ass drunk, I got with a girl and then me and my friends ditched the party to go back to on of our places and we played video games and slept there.
Holy shit, way to take a thread, reply to it and make it a blog post about yourself. Just wow.
Way to be mad.
Nah, just observing. Lol tho.
"Holy shit, way to take a thread, reply to it and make it a blog post about yourself. Just wow."

Lolkmrbutthurtarino
My mom is butthurt after I got in deep in that ass.
That's gross dude wtf is wrong with you.
Her vag was too loose from all the black guys.
Challenger banged your Mom?
I just noticed how you changed my quote in your post. Good job.

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The Flood / Re: Drinking a mike's hard lemonade ama
« on: August 02, 2015, 07:23:14 PM »
I'm drinking coke, I woke up like an hour ago. Yesterday was a big day. I went to a theme park with my homies and then we went lazer tagging with some ladies then we went to a party and I got off my ass drunk, I got with a girl and then me and my friends ditched the party to go back to on of our places and we played video games and slept there.
Holy shit, way to take a thread, reply to it and make it a blog post about yourself. Just wow.
Way to be mad.
Nah, just observing. Lol tho.
"Holy shit, way to take a thread, reply to it and make it a blog post about yourself. Just wow."

Lolkmrbutthurtarino
My mom is butthurt after I got in deep in that ass.
That's gross dude wtf is wrong with you.
Her vag was too loose from all the black guys.

3604
The Flood / Re: Drinking a mike's hard lemonade ama
« on: August 02, 2015, 06:48:08 PM »
I'm drinking coke, I woke up like an hour ago. Yesterday was a big day. I went to a theme park with my homies and then we went lazer tagging with some ladies then we went to a party and I got off my ass drunk, I got with a girl and then me and my friends ditched the party to go back to on of our places and we played video games and slept there.
Holy shit, way to take a thread, reply to it and make it a blog post about yourself. Just wow.
Way to be mad.
Nah, just observing. Lol tho.
"Holy shit, way to take a thread, reply to it and make it a blog post about yourself. Just wow."

Lolkmrbutthurtarino
Your mom is butthurt after I got in deep in that ass.

3605
The Flood / Re: Drinking a mike's hard lemonade ama
« on: August 02, 2015, 06:20:12 PM »
I'm drinking coke, I woke up like an hour ago. Yesterday was a big day. I went to a theme park with my homies and then we went lazer tagging with some ladies then we went to a party and I got off my ass drunk, I got with a girl and then me and my friends ditched the party to go back to on of our places and we played video games and slept there.
Holy shit, way to take a thread, reply to it and make it a blog post about yourself. Just wow.
Way to be mad.
Nah, just observing. Lol tho.

3606
The Flood / Re: Drinking a mike's hard lemonade ama
« on: August 02, 2015, 06:04:04 PM »
I'm drinking coke, I woke up like an hour ago. Yesterday was a big day. I went to a theme park with my homies and then we went lazer tagging with some ladies then we went to a party and I got off my ass drunk, I got with a girl and then me and my friends ditched the party to go back to on of our places and we played video games and slept there.
Holy shit, way to take a thread, reply to it and make it a blog post about yourself. Just wow.

3607
The Flood / Re: Drinking a mike's hard lemonade ama
« on: August 02, 2015, 06:00:57 PM »
Redd's > Mike's
i've never tried a Redd's, mostly because i'm afraid that i'd suddenly grow a vagina
fuck you it's good

it has the same alcohol in it as regular beer, sorry that i just like my beer to taste good
>Beer
>Good

Pick one.

3608
The Flood / Re: Why don't we call white people
« on: August 02, 2015, 05:59:05 PM »
It doesn't matter what you call us now. You'll just end up calling us master eventually.

3609
The Flood / Re: Your greatest wish becomes your greatest nightmare
« on: August 02, 2015, 06:39:07 AM »
All the jewish people dead.


Alison Brie would also be dead. :(

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The Flood / Re: attn: jim
« on: August 01, 2015, 11:01:54 PM »
Yes, people know who Johnny Cash is because he covered NIN and Depeche Mode. It's the only reason.
This guy doesn't get it.
I get you're retarded.

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The Flood / Re: attn: jim
« on: August 01, 2015, 10:58:00 PM »
>literally who
that's like not knowing who johnny cash is
That's a terrible analogy. You're comparing someone who exposed himself to listeners of other genres by recording covers of NIN and Depeche Mode therefore increasing his notoriety to a >literally who.
Yes, people know who Johnny Cash is because he covered NIN and Depeche Mode. It's the only reason.

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The Flood / Re: attn: jim
« on: August 01, 2015, 10:28:21 PM »
I think I speak for Jim by saying, "hur dur fuck mothers incest"

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The Flood / Re: nice going, you cumstains
« on: August 01, 2015, 10:23:38 PM »
McGreetings McGuardians McTM

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The Flood / Re: nice going, you cumstains
« on: August 01, 2015, 09:22:32 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Do you subvocalize when reading?
« on: August 01, 2015, 08:54:30 PM »
I thought everyone did.

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The Flood / Re: nice going, you cumstains
« on: August 01, 2015, 08:43:14 PM »
DEEZ MCNUTZ

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Nazi Jews
« on: August 01, 2015, 08:06:45 PM »
>buying golden oreos.

You deserve everything that happens to you.

3619
The Flood / Re: Why Halo 4 is so bad
« on: August 01, 2015, 07:56:09 PM »
It's Cortana's favorite.

3620
The Flood / Re: Skype Chat Live!
« on: August 01, 2015, 01:14:02 AM »
It's more of a Skype Cuck Circlejerk with all the people who are down for it.

No but we has irl chicks
I'm in the chat.

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The Flood / Re: I am a meme enthusiast
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:59:15 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I am a meme enthusiast
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:52:13 AM »
i like my computer to run at optimal speeds
Add me on Skype.

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The Flood / Re: Skype Chat Live!
« on: July 31, 2015, 11:09:22 PM »
It's more of a Skype Cuck Circlejerk with all the people who are down for it.

3624
Fucking good dadrock
sorry dude, you got it wrong

you've got pretty shit taste judging from your posts in this thread tbh
Lol if you don't like the Who kill yourself

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The Flood / Re: Is it rape if she cums?
« on: July 31, 2015, 11:20:23 AM »


Nope. Women can't orgasm from rape. They also can't get pregnant because the body has defense mechanisms against unwanted sex.

Oh really? Please tell me how to use my body in such a way.
Well, it's involuntary reaction. It's nature's birth control. Go get raped.


Hmm on second thought nah I'm good.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to fuck the devil in his mouth
« on: July 31, 2015, 11:19:22 AM »
Isn't this some gay fucking Andrew Jackson Jihad song
But I liked them. :(
That's okay it just makes you a little bit gay.
Will you fuck me raw?
Post pics of boypussy then we'll see
I don't want your banana dick anyway.

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The Flood / Re: My honest opinion of you ITT
« on: July 31, 2015, 11:17:29 AM »
Who the fuck are you?

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to fuck the devil in his mouth
« on: July 31, 2015, 11:15:59 AM »
Isn't this some gay fucking Andrew Jackson Jihad song
But I liked them. :(
That's okay it just makes you a little bit gay.
Will you fuck me raw?

3629
The Flood / Re: Mods are gods
« on: July 31, 2015, 11:10:35 AM »
Hey guys, remember when Slash was a mod. Talk about bad administrative decisions.

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The Flood / Re: Is it rape if she cums?
« on: July 31, 2015, 11:09:16 AM »
Of course not, if you cum then it means you wanted it and therefore it isn't rape.
What if she doesn't cum, but she did want it. Does that make it rape?

If you fuck someone and can't get them off, is it rape?

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