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2821
« on: October 02, 2015, 05:06:31 PM »
Adam Sandler movies.
omg absolutely horrific
Someone got it.
2822
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:31:34 PM »
Adam Sandler movies.
I knew there was a reason I made you a moderator on the Revolt chat.
No but seriously Adam Sandler is bae and we share the same birthday!
oh.
2823
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:29:10 PM »
Adam Sandler movies.
2824
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:28:35 PM »
But New Jersey exist.
2825
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:27:08 PM »
call her ross
because ross cheated on rachel
They were on a break.
still counts as cheating tbh
bro it's a reference
i know?
this made it seem like you thought we were actually defending Ross
"on a break" is pretty much a meme
Yeah, really, I've never seen a full episode of Friends.
2826
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:25:47 PM »
call her ross
because ross cheated on rachel
They were on a break.
still counts as cheating tbh
Not really tbh.
2827
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:22:40 PM »
call her ross
because ross cheated on rachel
They were on a break.
2828
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:18:40 PM »
Do you still have that kid?
2829
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:17:09 PM »
Being a pretentious beta virgin: the thread.
How do you like that band Fugazi I showed you?
I wouldn't know. You'd have to actually show me a band.
2830
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:15:36 PM »
Being a pretentious beta virgin: the thread.
2831
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:47:39 PM »
Avatar isn't anime tho.
2832
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:45:32 PM »
why don't you suck a wiener
2833
« on: October 02, 2015, 05:00:25 AM »
*sigh* time for this song-and-dance again
literally nobody says this
[citation needed]
Wouldn't you have to show proof that people do say it?
2834
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:24:30 AM »
 I'm getting the feeling this is not a good source for news...
2835
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:13:51 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.
Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.
Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.
Why would I do that?
You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.
Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.
Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.
OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.
Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.
Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.
I kinda find our banter fun though.
Actually me too. Though I drank the last 22, and am down to a 12 of Torpedo (so fucking tasty) and I gotta get up at 6 (oh fuck me) to take the boys to the fat slut's house.
Decisions decisions.
Now do I press on or go to bed and be responsible
Fuck being responsible.
2836
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:09:39 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.
Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.
Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.
Why would I do that?
You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.
Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.
Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.
OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.
Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.
Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.
I kinda find our banter fun though.
2837
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:08:53 AM »
Remember when Kernel Kraut wasn't a faggot. I don't.
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
:^)
2838
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:07:30 AM »
Remember when Kernel Kraut wasn't a faggot. I don't.
2839
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:05:49 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.
Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.
Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.
Why would I do that?
You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.
Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.
Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.
OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.
Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.
2840
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:05:08 AM »
Couldn't keep the meme going.
The meme is still alive. Memes never die. He just ruined that people actually believed it.
2841
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:01:45 AM »
LC is such a fucking faggot.
2842
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:01:14 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.
Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.
Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.
Why would I do that?
You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.
Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.
Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.
OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.
2843
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:00:37 AM »
Considering I'm like 5'7", I'm already shorter than a lot of people I know. Usually, for height, I don't care for people more than a head bigger than me.
2844
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:58:27 AM »
Do it. Cause there isn't internet in prison. just rape.
Fuck them to death?
Would you give me conjugal visits?
No.
Aww... B-b-but I love you
Stop.
You first.
Oh
2845
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:57:12 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.
Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.
Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.
Why would I do that?
You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.
Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.
Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.
2846
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:52:41 AM »
Do it. Cause there isn't internet in prison. just rape.
Fuck them to death?
Would you give me conjugal visits?
No.
Aww... B-b-but I love you
Stop.
2847
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:52:14 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.
Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.
Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.
Why would I do that?
You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.
2848
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:48:31 AM »
Do it. Cause there isn't internet in prison. just rape.
Fuck them to death?
Would you give me conjugal visits?
No.
2849
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:47:00 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.
Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.
Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.
2850
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:45:15 AM »
Do it. Cause there isn't internet in prison. just rape.
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