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The Flood / Re: Should I join the military
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:14:29 PM »
inb4 transexual joke
No one cares. Go back to needlessly alluding to your sexual orientation.

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The Flood / Re: Should I join the military
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:13:29 PM »
Yes. Make sure it's a combat role. Make sure you die.
as long as I get to kill some islamists first
It's a double win for all of us.

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The Flood / Re: Should I join the military
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:11:28 PM »
Yes. Make sure it's a combat role. Make sure you die.

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The Flood / Re: Did The Map tell tell Dora how to cross the border?
« on: December 22, 2015, 10:03:08 PM »
Charlie no posting.

Charlie no posting

Charlie no posting

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The Flood / Re: "So what do you want for Christmas?" "Oh, nothing"
« on: December 22, 2015, 06:45:33 PM »
Sorry for not being a man child and asking my parents for an xbox one.

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The Flood / Re: "So what do you want for Christmas?" "Oh, nothing"
« on: December 22, 2015, 06:36:35 PM »
Sorry for being content enough with what I have.

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The Flood / Re: I'm finally getting laid tomorrow
« on: December 22, 2015, 04:59:57 PM »
Remember,  foreplay or it ain't going in.
Don't worry I got foreplay down.
Spoiler
I got dem magic fingers.
I always like to start with some oral, provided she shaved, but its still good.

Fingers are like a half way through thing for me, just have a towel at the ready.
She is not into oral and after 5 mins the taste is just bleh.
What kind of nasty bitches you been with?

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The Flood / Re: How to decode your teenager's yapping
« on: December 22, 2015, 04:50:40 PM »
I want to have anal sex.

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Lol, someone's parents don't love him.
I love how this is your go-to insult. Really shows what you think is important in life.
JUST A PRANK BRO

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Lol, someone's parents don't love him.

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The Flood / Re: Let me tell you a secret
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:46:44 PM »

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Grams is mass you fuckwit.

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The Flood / Re: How is decimator unbanned already?
« on: December 18, 2015, 10:41:15 PM »
Oh man, sending those spoilers was the best thing I have ever done.
Actually I'd say killing Arky was the best
Not if Roman leaves.

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The Flood / Re: How is decimator unbanned already?
« on: December 18, 2015, 10:41:00 PM »
Sorry guys. There won't be a sperg round 2. At least not from me. I'm actually done sperging.

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The Flood / Re: I would like to apologize, Sep7agon
« on: December 18, 2015, 10:39:01 PM »
Deci is also someone who doesn't know the touch of a woman; perhaps never will.

:/
It's a joke. It was something Roman said in the thread.

Maybe he's right. I dunno. I've been too deep into my subconscious lately.
Don't take it seriously. Jesus.

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The Flood / Re: I would like to apologize, Sep7agon
« on: December 18, 2015, 10:36:32 PM »
Deci is also someone who doesn't know the touch of a woman; perhaps never will.

:/
It's a joke. It was something Roman said in the thread.

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The Flood / Re: How is decimator unbanned already?
« on: December 18, 2015, 10:30:43 PM »
Oh man, sending those spoilers was the best thing I have ever done.

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The Flood / Re: I would like to apologize, Sep7agon
« on: December 18, 2015, 10:28:26 PM »
Deci is also someone who doesn't know the touch of a woman; perhaps never will.

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The Flood / Re: woo my parents just left towards Mexico
« on: December 18, 2015, 02:18:29 PM »
I hope you all get killed by Cartels.
um, they wont kill their own kind
They literally do that all the time.

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The Flood / Re: woo my parents just left towards Mexico
« on: December 18, 2015, 01:33:46 PM »
I hope you all get killed by Cartels.

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 18, 2015, 03:00:55 AM »
I still think about her...but yeah need to get over her. Only way to do that is to find someone else, which I'm trying. Preferably a blonde. And one stupid enough to do what I tell her.
You are a colossal cunt.

Roman what the fuck dude
I bet Korra will like that post since you went out of your way to quote her but reply to Roman.

Laziness
Sloth is one of deadly seven sins.
ok

Kill all the sloths then

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 18, 2015, 02:56:54 AM »
I still think about her...but yeah need to get over her. Only way to do that is to find someone else, which I'm trying. Preferably a blonde. And one stupid enough to do what I tell her.
You are a colossal cunt.

Roman what the fuck dude
I bet Korra will like that post since you went out of your way to quote her but reply to Roman.

Laziness
Sloth is one of deadly seven sins.

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 18, 2015, 02:46:59 AM »
I still think about her...but yeah need to get over her. Only way to do that is to find someone else, which I'm trying. Preferably a blonde. And one stupid enough to do what I tell her.
You are a colossal cunt.

Roman what the fuck dude
I bet Korra will like that post since you went out of your way to quote her but reply to Roman.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite lightsaber color?
« on: December 18, 2015, 12:02:00 AM »
Permafrost.

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The Flood / Re: Would you ever date someone taller than you?
« on: December 17, 2015, 11:44:56 PM »
Um, sure. She can carry me to the bed while Slash dies alone.

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The Flood / Re: Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Inductees
« on: December 17, 2015, 07:56:25 PM »
Oh, I see, they are doing 1990 not 1991.

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The Flood / Re: Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Inductees
« on: December 17, 2015, 07:53:35 PM »
Um, where is Pearl Jam?

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 17, 2015, 09:40:46 AM »
Kill yourself.

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