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The Flood / Re: Found favorite porn
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:54:48 PM »
And then this asshole shows up

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:53:34 PM »
Rocketman
BerzerkCommando
Desty
Solonoid

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The Flood / Re: no, psy, its fucking not, and never should be
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:48:30 PM »
yes we should

each one should be named after an anime too
Woah now lets not get too carried away here

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The Flood / Re: no, psy, its fucking not, and never should be
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:46:52 PM »
Lets name every ball of ice on the rim of the solar system a planet

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:43:23 PM »
Holy shit, she's fucking leaving the state.

You two weren't really dating were you?

Holy shit you're a meme.


Holy shit

You used the phrase "holy shit" too many times in a single post, your posting privileges are revoked for 10 minutes and the offending post deleted.

Thank you.
You're too unfunny in one post. You're being deported to mexico.
Dat burn

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The Flood / Re: Thread about potatoes
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:34:37 PM »
A Cheese Potato best potato

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:01:19 PM »
It's like 343i's has a hidden agenda to ram Halo's corpse into the ground even further than it was.
"hidden"
They probably have a room somewhere in their offices where they discuss what to fuck up next

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Gaming / Re: Top 10 least favorite games?
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:57:01 PM »
1. Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters
- Game is way too short, no memorable new characters, the weapons all sucked and weren't fun to use, and the game wasn't made by Insomniac. It also came out for the PSP before the PS2 which was something I didn't like.

2. Frontlines: Fuel of War
- Game had tons of potential and failed miserably in every category it delivered. When Halo and Call of Duty where in their prime in 2008-2009, this game was forgotten super quick, especially by me as I only played it for like a week and never touched it ever again.

3. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
- I was super excited for this game because I love MW2 a ton. I played MW3 and immediately I knew something was wrong with this game. It didn't have that authentic Infinity Ward feel to it because it wasn't the original team that made it. My friends and I went back to MW2 just a short time later.

4. Call of Duty: Black Ops
- This game's only redeeming factor, for me at least, is the zombies. Everything else about this game was just boring and not fun like the previous games but I'll admit this game was better than MW3.

5. Halo 4
- The only thing I enjoyed about this game was the story and that's it. Everything else with Halo 4 was just terrible. The multiplayer was even worse than Reach's, the maps sucked, the armor was butt ugly, previous game modes didn't come back, the new Forge mechanics were broken, and 343i's post-launch support was laughingly bad. I regret pre-ordering the Limited Edition of Halo 4 every day.

6. GTA: Liberty City Stories
- This game was a complete 180 turn from what San Andreas the year prior had and did to this franchise. Liberty City Stories didn't have a likable antagonist, story was extremely short, nearly every single feature that San Andreas had was nonexistent, and the game just looked downright ugly.

7. Ace Combat: Assault Horizon
- Assault Horizon was a slap to the face to the fans of this series. The game didn't take place in Strangereal, the story wasn't nowhere near to being good, the new Dog-Fight mechanic was basically the game playing by itself, and the helicopter controls were awkward as hell.

8. Halo Wars
- I gave this game so many chances and tried to like it but it just never clicked for me. When my friends and I got Command and Conquer 3 on the 360, we never touched Halo Wars again. C&C 3 is just a so much better console RTS game than Halo Wars in every category.

9. Need For Speed: Carbon
- Lots of people say that this is the "last good NFS game" but its not. The last good one was Most Wanted from 2005 which came out a year prior to Carbon. Carbon was soooooo easy its a joke. I beat the entire game in 2 hours on my very first playthrough whereas with Most Wanted took me around 2 weeks.

10. Grand Theft Auto 4
- When I do miss some of the online features this game had, Rockstar focused too much on the realism and graphics of this game and it made it boring. The single-player felt like a chore to play through, Niko Bellic is a winy bitch, there was literally nothing to do, and the overall craziness and ridiculousness of previous GTA games was not there.

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He's nowhere near Eminem's level and never will be.

Nowhere near Eminem's level of producing shitty albums, you mean? Em is definitely a better technical rapper, but he hasn't come out with anything decent in years, whereas Kanye's last album was incredible and subversive of the genre.
>calling Eminem's albums shitty
>Says a Kanye album is incredible and subversive to the genre

L M A O
M
A
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The Flood / Re: Don't know if I should take these pills
« on: January 20, 2016, 02:32:17 PM »
Pills that will "make you shredded" and you have no idea what they really are.

What could possibly go wrong?

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He's nowhere near Eminem's level and never will be.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: January 20, 2016, 02:22:13 PM »
It's like 343i's has a hidden agenda to ram Halo's corpse into the ground even further than it was.

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Kanye basically did for Hip Hop what Bowie did for rock. He's an icon that changed the genre.

The people bashing him are just aspies.
Kanye literally did nothing new to the rap genre.

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The Flood / Re: Do any of you have any rare pepes for sale?
« on: January 20, 2016, 05:38:35 AM »
Pepes were so 2015

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The Flood / Re: Very Lonely Luke
« on: January 19, 2016, 09:37:02 PM »
The Iron Sheik is still the best person on twitter

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The Flood / Re: doges barking in their sleep ;-;7
« on: January 19, 2016, 09:33:33 PM »
My dog does that sometimes and its so adorable. He'll even move his legs and stuff as if he's running.
im trying to record my doge barking in his sleep, but its so rare or by the time i get my phone he stops.
lol same

I try to record him and then he stops as if he knows what I'm doing.

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The Flood / Re: doges barking in their sleep ;-;7
« on: January 19, 2016, 09:31:47 PM »
My dog does that sometimes and its so adorable. He'll even move his legs and stuff as if he's running.

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Gaming / Re: Strategic Butt Coverings - Tropes vs Women in Video Games
« on: January 19, 2016, 09:30:52 PM »
I particularly enjoy the way this crusader armor is designed whether its on a female or male Crusader from D3 imo

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: January 19, 2016, 09:10:22 PM »
Because 343i are incompetent as fuck.
BUT MUH ESPORTS

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Gaming / Re: Iron Maiden is getting a game
« on: January 19, 2016, 07:35:27 PM »
I thought this was gonna be Iron Maiden Rock Band. lol
That would be so kick ass and would get it instantly

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The Flood / Re: Another one of these
« on: January 19, 2016, 04:16:56 PM »
Que

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But that doesn't mean she's going to stop making videos.

Quote
That's a shame.

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Gaming / Re: Smash Bros Concept Character thread V2
« on: January 19, 2016, 03:19:03 PM »
Diablo

- puts a demonic rune under every character on the stage and sends them to Hell

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: January 19, 2016, 03:17:20 PM »
New game types coming by end of February and community map playlist

http://teambeyond.net/forum/topic/5443-halo-5-guardians-discussion/page-3910#entry654816

Four months too late.
I wonder why it takes 343 several months to fix/add something simple

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The Flood / Re: Lemonator Omega
« on: January 19, 2016, 03:14:07 PM »
TELLTALE MAKES SHIT "GAMES"

ASS CREED IS ASS

343i A SHIT

Spoiler
He hasn't been on in some time so lets see if he sees this.

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 19, 2016, 03:04:34 PM »
Barely into 2016 and we already have the thread of the year

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The Flood / Re: I still only have 2 users on my ignore list..
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:43:37 PM »
Only little bitches mute/block people

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The Flood / Re: You are, all of you, Kiddos
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:39:11 PM »
This is a serious thread

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The Flood / Re: Flan is one of God's gifts to the world
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:18:56 PM »
Dude flan is disgusting

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The Flood / Re: Decis posts are blanketing the front page.
« on: January 19, 2016, 06:08:47 AM »
I've done the same thing multiple times.

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