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Gaming / Re: Ratchet vs the entire Halo universe
« on: March 06, 2016, 03:14:15 AM »

So is R&C just a giant shooting gallery with nothing interesting to do, or..?
Read my Going Commando review

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The Flood / Re: Ken loves Spartan Locke
« on: March 06, 2016, 02:38:37 AM »
You just ruined a classic. Kill yourself.

You're just salty because Jono's Bizarre Adventure: Armor Lock is Unbreakable is never getting an anime adamtation
The fuck

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The Flood / Re: What song plays when you enter a Room?
« on: March 06, 2016, 02:37:17 AM »
Right here
YouTube


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Gaming / Re: Ratchet vs the entire Halo universe
« on: March 06, 2016, 02:36:05 AM »
1. Carbonox is considered the strongest material in the R&C universe and the in-game armor can absorb 90% of incoming damage and a few blasts from the Supernova or RYNO can destroy a Halo ring faster than you can say "343i a shit."
That's cool but is it perfectly sealed and all? The Halo effect is more a wave than a projectile. And Destroying a ring is well and good but you'd have to find them first. Between 7 rings the pulse can reportedly wipe the entire Galaxy clean.

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2. The RYNO II is a fully automatic missile launcher capable of literally destroying anything it touches. It has 100 missiles before it needs to be reloaded. The Supernova shoots out a seemingly endless stream of ion cannons that instantly vaporizes its targets and turns them to ashes. UNSC and Covenant ships don't stand a chance against these weapons.

3. Sheepinator + Flood = lots of sweaters and shirts to be made
So it can reliably take out a few hundred thousand ships before any one of them can open fire/emergency slipspace? Does the Sheepinator work against energy shielding and non-sentient beings? Sure Ratchet wouldn't need to sleep or die of boredom before the entire flood are turned into sheep?

I've gotta play this game just to see how they managed to make shit this op and still have it be famous.
The Carbonox Armor is perfectly sealed and it even covers his tail unlike some other armors from the games. Ratchet had no problem traveling from galaxy to galaxy in the games so finding all of the rings will be easy.

The RYNO II's missile lock-on feature is insane and can track down anything, plus the missiles move at almost lightning-fast speeds. The Supernova is a free-fire weapon and since its radius is so massive, nothing can hide from it. The Sheepinator can turn anything into harmless sheep, even giant hulking robots to disgusting slime-oozing creatures alike. The beam that emits from this weapon never overheats or runs out of energy either.

These weapons are just a small fraction of all the OP weapons from the series. The Rift Ripper shoots out black holes that suck enemies into it and sends them to other dimensions. The Zodiac shot out beams of light that hit anything in Ratchet's line of sight and turns them into ash piles. The Suck Cannon sucks up small-to-medium sized objects and shoots them back out as heat-seeking missiles. And lastly, the Tesla Barrier puts a shield around Ratchet and blocks any incoming danger and shoots out lightning to anything near him.

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The Flood / Re: Ken loves Spartan Locke
« on: March 06, 2016, 02:12:07 AM »
You just ruined a classic. Kill yourself.

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The Flood / Re: UFC 196
« on: March 06, 2016, 01:53:56 AM »
WHAT DID I SAY?!

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

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Gaming / Re: Ratchet vs the entire Halo universe
« on: March 05, 2016, 06:03:08 PM »
Does he have anything that can realistically protect him from the Halo Effect, and how good are his weapons at crowd control without needing to cycle/reload/vent excess heat? Can he viably protect himself from an Orbital bombardment from the Covenant, Sword, UNSC, Forerunners or Ancient Humanity Naval forces, and deal with their ground forces? Sentinels, Promethean and Monitors? Some ridiculous amount of Flood?

If so, then yes.
1. Carbonox is considered the strongest material in the R&C universe and the in-game armor can absorb 90% of incoming damage and a few blasts from the Supernova or RYNO can destroy a Halo ring faster than you can say "343i a shit."

2. The RYNO II is a fully automatic missile launcher capable of literally destroying anything it touches. It has 100 missiles before it needs to be reloaded. The Supernova shoots out a seemingly endless stream of ion cannons that instantly vaporizes its targets and turns them to ashes. UNSC and Covenant ships don't stand a chance against these weapons.

3. Sheepinator + Flood = lots of sweaters and shirts to be made


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Gaming / Re: "It's good to be back." | Fallout Megathread
« on: March 05, 2016, 04:49:22 PM »
That's it, no more Fallout 4 before I go to bed. That fucking dream I had last night felt too real.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: March 05, 2016, 04:38:08 PM »

Why are those Banshees's cockpits open when they're flying

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Gaming / Re: Ratchet vs the entire Halo universe
« on: March 05, 2016, 04:25:47 PM »
Ratchet could take on Master Chief, but let's not pretend pitting him against an entire universe is realistic.
The RYNO and Supernova can destroy entire star systems tho
Halo has the Precursors.

Precursors are transentient beings. They're literal Gods.
The Sheepinator turns them into harmless sheep and Ratchet wipes them from existence with the Supernova
They're gods. They'd simply not let that happen.

They can create and destroy life as they please. They can die and come back to life as something else entirely just for fun.
There isn't really any way around this. They're as OP as it can get. The R&C universe has nothing that can even compare.
The Sheepinator turns literally anything into sheep even Gods dough

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The Flood / Is this man sad or happy?
« on: March 05, 2016, 04:22:44 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Ratchet vs the entire Halo universe
« on: March 05, 2016, 04:15:16 PM »
Ratchet could take on Master Chief, but let's not pretend pitting him against an entire universe is realistic.
The RYNO and Supernova can destroy entire star systems tho
Halo has the Precursors.

Precursors are transentient beings. They're literal Gods.
The Sheepinator turns them into harmless sheep and Ratchet wipes them from existence with the Supernova

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The Flood / Re: This is how women are supposed to be treated
« on: March 05, 2016, 04:03:07 PM »

I think it would be much bigger than that

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Gaming / Re: Ratchet vs the entire Halo universe
« on: March 05, 2016, 03:59:44 PM »
Ratchet could take on Master Chief, but let's not pretend pitting him against an entire universe is realistic.
The RYNO and Supernova can destroy entire star systems tho

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Gaming / Ratchet vs the entire Halo universe
« on: March 05, 2016, 03:52:50 PM »
I grew tired of seeing "Halo vs Mass Effect" or "Star Wars vs Halo" etc but here's something different.

Equipment Ratchet has to help him in battle:
- Carbonox Armor
- The RYNO II
- The Supernova
- PDA to buy ammo
- 1,000,000,000,000 bolts
- Sheepinator

Things the Halo Universe can use in battle:
- Everything

WHO WINS??


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The Flood / Re: Aaron Ramsey - Goal of Death
« on: March 05, 2016, 03:13:33 PM »
Hopefully its Hillary Clinton

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The Flood / Re: UFC 196
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:55:21 PM »
The last UFC fighter that talked shit to the greatest fighter ever, Floyd Mayweather, lost her fight

McGregor will suffer the same fate

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Gaming / Re: Who do I buy in Smite?
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:54:31 PM »

Whatever you do, make sure you only use favour to buy gods, not gems. He Bo is insanely strong, Ah Muzan Cab is one of my favourites, Kuku is strong and cheap and you should pick up Artemis too (475 favour is a steal). Do you play Smite on PC or XB1?
PS4
Eww, you're playing the alpha (beta, idk) then? Console players are so easy to beat on Smite, if you like the game and want more of a challenge you should think about the PC version. Even my below-min-specs convertible can run it.
A lot of the guys I play with are on PS4 and we always destroy the other teams

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Gaming / Re: Who do I buy in Smite?
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:53:06 PM »
You suck it up and get away from Smite because HiRez is a terrible studio with no regard for their games other than as means to make money. :'(
So just like 90% of the gaming industry today?

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Gaming / Re: Who do I buy in Smite?
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:44:23 PM »
Whatever you do, make sure you only use favour to buy gods, not gems. He Bo is insanely strong, Ah Muzan Cab is one of my favourites, Kuku is strong and cheap and you should pick up Artemis too (475 favour is a steal). Do you play Smite on PC or XB1?
PS4

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Serious / Re: Ben Carson dropped out
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:32:58 PM »
God dammit who is gonna store grain in the pyramids now

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The Flood / Re: Ghetto Girls are objectively better in bed
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:27:16 PM »
And if you fuck up, her brothers, cousins, and uncles will murder you

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The Flood / Re: Bullpup weapons are for Eurocucks and Jews.
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:18:27 PM »
The FAMAS and all its variants can eat a dick

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Gaming / Re: Who do I buy in Smite?
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:06:10 PM »
The one with the biggest rack.
Beach Babe Aphrodite is calling my name

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Gaming / Re: Who do I buy in Smite?
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:05:10 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I want to ask Korra on a date
« on: March 05, 2016, 05:29:30 AM »
She's already dating me m8
Sorry to hear about you two breaking up.
I too believe rumors
Oh I am sorry about that. I meant to post that tomorrow after she leaves you for me. #highschooldrama
She can't leave me if she's dead
I can't hurt about her deadening anymore if I'm dead! *proceeds to cut*
Where were you when Korra was kill

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The Flood / Re: I want to ask Korra on a date
« on: March 05, 2016, 05:21:27 AM »
She's already dating me m8
Sorry to hear about you two breaking up.
I too believe rumors
Oh I am sorry about that. I meant to post that tomorrow after she leaves you for me. #highschooldrama
She can't leave me if she's dead

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Gaming / Re: Mass effect Andromeda delayed to Q1 2017
« on: March 05, 2016, 05:20:04 AM »
Bring back the Cerberus Harrier and N7 Valkyrie plox

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Gaming / Re: i need help passing this level it's really hard
« on: March 05, 2016, 05:19:02 AM »
Spawn more Overlords

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The Flood / Re: I'm growing up too fast (srs) :(
« on: March 05, 2016, 05:14:35 AM »
I want to go back in time and slap the fuck outta my 16 year old self for buying the Halo 4 Limited Edition

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