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Gaming / Re: Why are 343i haters always such massive fucking morons?
« on: March 17, 2016, 10:58:51 PM »
fookin love u niggas
Sit on my face

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The Flood / Re: walnuts grow on walls
« on: March 17, 2016, 10:58:26 PM »
How can there be almond milk when almonds don't have boobs

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Gaming / Re: Why are 343i haters always such massive fucking morons?
« on: March 17, 2016, 10:38:02 PM »
Your Ass, My Size-24 Hoof
Then mount up Arbiter. I know a way to break those doors.

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The Flood / Re: All girls do is play mind games with me
« on: March 17, 2016, 08:04:01 PM »
Guaranteed replies™

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The Flood / Re: Day 7 of no AC in FL
« on: March 17, 2016, 07:01:17 PM »
But the humidity will make it worse.

Cool yourself off by crying
You might as well just kill yourself then

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The Flood / Re: I just went on the worst date ever
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:59:31 PM »
Did you finally go on a date with your butt-buddy Jim?

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The Flood / Re: Day 7 of no AC in FL
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:56:33 PM »
Cool yourself off by crying

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The Flood / Re: Do you like what you see?
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:47:34 PM »
My pockets aren't loaded with cash so yeah, I'm pretty disgusted

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Gaming / Re: "LAAWWWWWRENCCCCCCE!" Ratchet and Clank (PS4) megathread
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:42:14 PM »
Why does it have to come out the same day as dark souls
Cause Ratchet and Clank is more important that Boring Souls

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Gaming / Re: "LAAWWWWWRENCCCCCCE!" Ratchet and Clank (PS4) megathread
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:19:36 PM »
megathreads megathreads megathreads
you got a fucking problem m8

I already said I was making this thread for this game in the fallout megathread months ago.

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The Flood / Re: Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:16:58 PM »
This is a Serious thread

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The Flood / Re: Skull Kid live action fan film
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:11:36 PM »
This isn't the Skull Kid I was thinking it was gonna be

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Gaming / Re: Why are 343i haters always such massive fucking morons?
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:08:17 PM »
I swear you were one of them until a month or two ago you literally pulled a 180 during one of LoA's shilling runs in the Halo 5 megathread.

The fact that you can think anybody who disagrees with where they took Halo (Especially the Story and Multiplayer aspects) is invariably a retard is beyond me tbh

There's alot to get pissed at 343 for but for fucks sake there are people who are just never satisfied with anything whatsoever, and go to literally any length they can to bash 343i, and they are never fucking civil about it ever.

That video for example. He tries to claim Halo 4 is a bad game and paint 343 as bad because he fucking sucks ass at it. And then look at what happened in the Halo 5 story thread. That shit got so fucked up by 343 bashers just shitposting and trying to be funny that Psy had to clean out an entire page of bullshit just to make it readable again. Hell look at how retarded the "Reasons you hate 343" thread on the front page of Gaming is.
Look at how conversations absolutely devolve the moment 343i's art direction is brought up ever. And it's always the same exact fucking people either regurgitating the same fucking shit we've already heard sixteen billion times, or just strait up shitposting.
You don't need to be good or thumbless to know that Halo 4 is a shit game. The story is the only redeeming factor of the Halo 4. Everything else about the game is fucking garbage.

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The Flood / Re: I'm 18 now; what should I do?
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:05:42 PM »
Go to the strip club

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Gaming / "LAAWWWWWRENCCCCCCE!" Ratchet and Clank (PS4) megathread
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:05:20 PM »


Weapons
Spoiler
The Bouncer returns. This one is only a pre-order bonus from Gamestop I believe.
Spoiler
The Pixelizer turns things you shoot into pixels.
Spoiler
The Warmonger is your standard rocket launcher.
Spoiler
The Groovitron makes enemies dance.
Spoiler
Mr Zurkon is a robot that follows you around and will attack enemies and will also shout insults to them.
Spoiler
Other weapons from the first game are confirmed such as the Suck Cannon, Pyrocitor, Walloper, Drone Device, and Visibomb Gun. Nothing yet about a RYNO type but I want to be surprised on how its going to be.

Screenshots
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Game Description
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Play the game, based on the movie, based on the game! Ratchet & Clank (PS4) is a new game based on elements from the original Ratchet & Clank (PS2). Developed alongside the major motion CG-animated picture coming to theatres in 2016, Ratchet & Clank (PS4) marks the PlayStation 4 debut of PlayStation’s greatest heroes. Join Ratchet, Clank, Captain Qwark and new friends as they battle to save the Solana Galaxy from the evil Chairman Drek. With an hour of new cinematics (including footage from the film), Ratchet & Clank (PS4) takes a deeper look at the characters’ origin stories and modernizes the original gameplay. Explore the galaxy in a game that features new planets, new and updated gameplay segments, all-new bosses, all-new Clank gameplay, all-new flight sequences, and much more — with completely new visuals built to demonstrate the power of the PS4!

Battle your enemies with an out-of-this-world arsenal, including new weapons and fan-favorite tools of destruction from the Ratchet & Clank Future series. From the brand new Pixelizer (which transforms enemies into explosive 8-bit pixels) to franchise favorites like the dance-party-inducing Groovitron and wise-cracking robotic bodyguard Mr. Zurkon, Ratchet & Clank’s arsenal has never been better. Help Ratchet and Clank save the galaxy for the first time, again, exclusively on PlayStation 4!

Release Date and Price
April 12, 2016
Game will be priced at $40

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Gaming / Re: Lindsay Lohan's lawsuit on GTA 5 is "allowed to proceed"
« on: March 17, 2016, 03:10:28 PM »
I'd Lindsay wins the case it'll be the biggest piece of bullshit this year
Honestly I don't think she will win but I dunno, anything can happen

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Gaming / Re: Why are 343i haters always such massive fucking morons?
« on: March 17, 2016, 02:50:29 PM »
You make alot of Halo threads

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The Flood / Re: What should I jerk off to?
« on: March 17, 2016, 12:45:07 AM »
POVs

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The Flood / Re: Fuck pop country
« on: March 16, 2016, 11:07:52 PM »
Country music is shit though this is a universal fact

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Gaming / Re: What Do You Hate About 343 ?
« on: March 16, 2016, 08:56:55 PM »
They could have brought Halo back to its glory days with the MCC but they fucked it all up and never really fixed it

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The Flood / Re: It is St.Patrick's Day now
« on: March 16, 2016, 08:46:36 PM »
Its still Stone Cold Day though

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The Flood / Re: Happy Stone Cold Day
« on: March 16, 2016, 06:13:42 PM »
Rock dies every time he sells a stunner

Also when I get on PC I'll Photoshop healthbars
DO EET

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The Flood / Re: Happy Stone Cold Day
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:28:52 PM »
Time to drink beer and give out stunners.
The Rock sold the Stunner better than anyone

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The Flood / Re: Happy Stone Cold Day
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:25:59 PM »


This looks like a third person beat em up featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin and the final boss is Brock Lesnar. Someone should photoshop health bars on it.
BORK LASER wishes he was as cool as Steve Austin
HOLY SHEET CM PUNK USED TO LOOK LIKE HOT STREAK FROM STATIC SHOCK!!!!




CM Sucks claims he doesn't do drugs but he was on something I bet LMAO

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The Flood / Re: It's Always Sunny in Philadephia
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:23:36 PM »
Did you get to the Family Fued parody episode yet? I was dying.

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The Flood / Re: Happy Stone Cold Day
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:21:01 PM »


This looks like a third person beat em up featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin and the final boss is Brock Lesnar. Someone should photoshop health bars on it.
BORK LASER wishes he was as cool as Steve Austin

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The Flood / Re: Happy Stone Cold Day
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:16:32 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Happy Stone Cold Day
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:12:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Happy Stone Cold Day
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:10:23 PM »
I want some of Steve Austin's Stone Cold Creamy Cream
Stunner yourself you sum-bitch

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The Flood / Happy Stone Cold Day
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:07:08 PM »
March 16 is the day we all get together and drink some Steveweisers in honor of Steve Austin aka the biggest BAMF to ever walk the Earth.


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