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The Flood / Re: Nice Marvel shilling sperglords
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:18:21 PM »
Bryan Cranston or Bruce Willis should have been Lex Luthor

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The Flood / Re: Going to a bar alone for the first time
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:06:21 PM »
Can anyone tell me what episode are we up to, I wasn't here last week.

It was planned to be a trilogy, but the director has decided it's instead going to be a saga.
George Lucas writes Roman's text messages for him

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The Flood / Re: Going to a bar alone for the first time
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:54:10 PM »
Sing Careless Whisper on a karaoke machine when you're drunk af

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The Flood / Re: Which politician would you dick punch?
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:42:07 PM »
I want to punch Hillary and rip out her reptilian organs

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The Flood / Re: wow, cant believe this is happening next week..
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:40:23 PM »
I love how people are making a big deal about all-day breakfast from McDonald's when Jack in the Box has been doing it for years

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Serious / Re: Justify democracy.
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:07:09 PM »
Democracy is truth. Communism is death.

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Yes

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Gaming / Re: What singleplayer Xbox 360 games should I get?
« on: March 26, 2016, 04:32:35 PM »
Mass Erect

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder
« on: March 26, 2016, 03:00:08 PM »
Fucking fags talking about dicks

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Gaming / Re: "It's good to be back." | Fallout Megathread
« on: March 26, 2016, 02:51:54 PM »
http://xboxclips.com/A%20Cheese%20Potato/c3624471-0e68-4324-963a-5bec127e91fd/embed
I sure do enjoy indiscriminately killing everyone in my way on my heavy gunner character
lol I did that quest the other day and took everything for myself.

I also hope that one day I find an explosive minigun. Ashmaker is cool and all but I need a minigun with more oomph.

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4
« on: March 26, 2016, 02:34:06 PM »
Why the hell do people like this game so much
Because its arguably the best FPS game on the market right now

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4
« on: March 26, 2016, 02:29:49 PM »
When I used to play, I was a vehicle guy. The anti-infantry LAVs were my favorite to drive, and it got much more fun to drive them when I unlocked the thermal optics and anti-vehicle missiles. I was unstoppable in them and even took out tanks too.

I also loved flying the attack jets too, especially on Golmud Railway. The rocket pods took time to get used to once I unlocked them because they were kinda hard to aim.

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Serious / Re: How is the US so effective at assimilating immigrants?
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:44:32 AM »
Because immigrants get stuff handed to them for free

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The Flood / Re: What countries have you been to?
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:39:17 AM »
I've never been to another country, hell, I've only been out of California once.

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The Flood / Re: I hate situations like this
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:23:43 AM »
Down With the Sickness

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The Flood / Re: Germany or the U.S.
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:11:08 PM »
BMW is from Germany so no thank you

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The Flood / Re: How would you fix the current state of the DCCU?
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:09:57 PM »
Stop rushing movies
Stop spoiling the movies in trailers
Stop releasing so many trailers
Get the casting right for characters

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Gaming / Re: Games you've got every achievement/platinumed?
« on: March 25, 2016, 09:22:31 PM »
I 100% San Andreas on my PS2 before my file got corrupted.

I had all the achievements for Reach before the first DLC pack came out.

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The Flood / Re: I think I'm in love
« on: March 25, 2016, 11:10:44 AM »
Have you texted her 30 times yet?
I wonder if he can text her something dirty

Something naughty would be better
All too easy

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Gaming / Re: So who's playing Overwatch public beta in May?
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:58:24 AM »
I was thinking the game would be F2P really.
The business model that Blizzard is taking with Overwatch is something I appreciate.

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The Flood / Re: I think I'm in love
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:50:23 AM »
I was mopping the break room alone and she walked in to get something out of the vending machine.

Holy shit I'm drowning in pussy tonight you guys.

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The Flood / Re: I think I'm in love
« on: March 25, 2016, 06:49:38 AM »
losers be like.......
If she doesn't talk to me again after a few hours I'm gonna pull a Roman

Nah jk I'm better than that

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The Flood / Re: Does Britain produce the worst rappers?
« on: March 25, 2016, 06:48:17 AM »
The blacks here in London think they're all hard but they're softer than a soggy tissue.

Sureños would have a great time here.
sur rata
PURO PINCHE SOUTHSIDE

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The Flood / I think I'm in love
« on: March 25, 2016, 06:45:47 AM »
I work overnight and i clean the store and I'm on my lunchbreak right now. I was gonna buy some m&m's to help keep me awake and this overnight stocker girl paid for them.

10/10 she's bae now

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He can just scramble the fairies.
He loves to scramble the fairies

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The Flood / Re: Trump's wall won't protect us from the real threat
« on: March 24, 2016, 09:31:29 PM »
Gotta start building those orbital Ion Cannon platforms

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The Flood / Re: I have a question: If Donald Trump wins the POTUS
« on: March 24, 2016, 09:30:36 PM »
His hair will be vice president

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The Flood / Re: sad ben affleck
« on: March 24, 2016, 09:21:29 PM »
He's still thinking about the time Bruce Willis took his place to blow up the asteroid

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Gaming / Re: So who's playing Overwatch public beta in May?
« on: March 24, 2016, 09:19:28 PM »
not me. i opted in the first day i could and never got into beta. i had previously been invited to the hearthstone beta and the HOTS alpha so that stung. so im like K, never mind then.

So you won't try it because they didn't invite you early?....

I opted in early too, never got in it
basically. i was only marginally interested in the first place; im not much of an FPS guy ever since i joined the PC master race. if they werent willing to let me test the game for them, i guess im not gonna play it.
So you're not gonna buy anymore games unless the devs let you test it?

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The Flood / Re: Does Britain produce the worst rappers?
« on: March 24, 2016, 09:13:41 PM »
The blacks here in London think they're all hard but they're softer than a soggy tissue.

Sureños would have a great time here.
Eurofags wouldn't last 5 seconds against them

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