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The Flood / Re: Why wasn't Spiderman in BvS?
« on: March 29, 2016, 08:04:44 PM »
GIVE BATMAN BACK TO MARVEL

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The Flood / Re: Meeting a girl from my past tomorrow night
« on: March 29, 2016, 04:05:23 PM »
Would be hilarious if she ends up being a dyke

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The Flood / Re: Im paying $100+ to buy a girls used panties tommorow
« on: March 29, 2016, 03:44:19 PM »
I'm proud of you

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The Flood / Re: What should my walkout music be in MMA?
« on: March 29, 2016, 03:40:59 PM »
Bork Laser's theme song
I'd get sued for millions if not billions of dollars
Its not like you're using Krispin Wahh's theme Hoe Kogan's theme

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The Flood / Re: What should my walkout music be in MMA?
« on: March 29, 2016, 03:37:02 PM »
Bork Laser's theme song

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Have you done a DDT on anyone yet

A dramatic dream team? Lol, sounds like fun tbh
No you dingus this is a DDT

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The Flood / Re: Post chill music for physically tired people
« on: March 29, 2016, 03:32:07 PM »
Right here
YouTube

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Gaming / Turok 1&2 getting remastered for the Xboner
« on: March 29, 2016, 01:33:38 PM »
Seeing and using the glorious Cerebral Bore remastered will bring joy to me

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/remastered-versions-of-dino-games-turok-1-and-2-co/1100-6436057/

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The Xbox One is getting "new" dinosaur games. Night Dive Studios, the team that brought HD remasters of the first two Turok games to PC in 2015, has announced plans to launch those games for Xbox One.

This information comes by way of a tweet. Someone asked if Night Dive had any plans to launch the '90s games for console, and the studio revealed the games are coming to "Xbox," presumably referencing Xbox One.

As for a PlayStation release, Night Dive didn't commit to anything. "We're evaluating other platforms but can't confirm at this time," it explained (via XboxAchievements).

The new versions of Turok: Dinosaur Hunter and Turok 2: Seeds of Evil feature enhanced graphics and a series of other improvements. However, it remains to be seen how the PC remasters differ from the console versions, if at all.

Additionally, a release date was not announced. We'll report back with new information as it becomes available. It's busy times for Night Dive, as the studio is also working on a remaster of System Shock and System Shock 3.

If you need to play a dinosaur game on Xbox One right now, you can check out Ark: Survival Evolved, which is available through the platform's Game Preview program.

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Have you done a DDT on anyone yet

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The Flood / Re: The God-Emperor of Mankind
« on: March 29, 2016, 01:10:14 PM »
what movie is this?
Starship Troopers

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The Flood / Re: rank your top three users
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:54:05 PM »
Also, no Snoop or Bob Marley?

Snoop smoked so much weed he was named a prophet in the Rastafari religion
Snoop Dogg also made a video and blamed Bill Gates for the Xbox Live servers not working properly a few weeks ago

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The Flood / Re: The God-Emperor of Mankind
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:18:23 PM »
MEIN FUHRER

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The Flood / Re: guac is nasty
« on: March 29, 2016, 10:28:00 AM »
Agreed, although once I got a burrito from El Pollo Loco that had guacamole in it that was pretty damn good.

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The Flood / Re: Hep7agon meetup when?
« on: March 29, 2016, 10:24:54 AM »
Jono can be the janitor
Only if I get paid

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The Flood / Re: rank your top three users
« on: March 29, 2016, 01:06:34 AM »
roger clemmens
berry bonds
A-rod
Its Barry with an A you uncultured swine

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The Flood / Re: Miss you
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:43:52 AM »
You fucking pussy

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The Flood / Re: rank your top three users
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:41:00 AM »
>not getting the joke in the OP

Spoiler
pathetic
The only joke here is yourself

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The Flood / Re: rank your top three users
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:36:10 AM »
A Cheese Potato
Catzilla
Mmmmm Napalm

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The Flood / Re: Why didn't they just let Kylo track Luke down in TFA?
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:35:14 AM »
Why didn't the Seahawks run the ball?

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Gaming / Re: "PlayStation 4K To Launch by October"
« on: March 28, 2016, 09:23:56 PM »
Is there a 1tb PS4 yet?

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The Flood / Re: Why is liking Nickelback frowned upon on the Internet?
« on: March 28, 2016, 09:22:47 PM »
But Nickelback really is shit though

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The Flood / Re: Muhammad vs Jesus
« on: March 28, 2016, 09:11:34 PM »
JESUS FED 5,000 WITH JUST A LOAF A BREAD AND 1 FISH

MUHAMMED JUST FUCKED GOATS

JESUS SOLOS

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The Flood / Re: ITT: post your favourite thread you made.
« on: March 28, 2016, 09:09:47 PM »
My caption thread. I'd post it but it's a shadow of its former self you know with all the picture removals and all.

;_;
And Kinder's fatass ruining it

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Doomsday is some sort of Kryptonian-genetic engineered experiment gone wrong. When he gets killed, he comes back to life and is resistant to whatever killed him.
But how is he connected to General Zod? Or he just needs any Kryptonian host body?
Because Zack Snyder

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Doomsday is some sort of Kryptonian-genetic engineered experiment gone wrong. When he gets killed, he comes back to life and is resistant to whatever killed him.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: post your favourite thread you made.
« on: March 28, 2016, 11:09:04 AM »
My Starcraft 2 review.

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The Flood / Re: Thief in your house
« on: March 28, 2016, 10:43:52 AM »
I'll grab my baseball bat and Barry Bonds his ass until he's dead

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4
« on: March 28, 2016, 06:20:46 AM »
Does anyone here actually know how to use the airburst correctly?

Interested is all.
The XM25? If memory serves me well, you press Up on the d-pad while aiming to set the range at which you want it to detonate.

It's been awhile but I think that's how it's done.

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The Flood / Re: Either I'm growing up or I'm really no longer myself.
« on: March 28, 2016, 04:34:42 AM »
I started collecting weapons and whatnot when I had wealth. They replaced my Lego creations when I was like 12.

Swords?
Dildos.

How's that a weapon?  ???
Did you ever play San Andreas?

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