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8551
« on: April 08, 2016, 11:12:56 AM »
I'm on pace to be a wizard at this point
8552
« on: April 08, 2016, 11:09:37 AM »
I call in snipers and tanks because I can actually contribute to the team without being grenade spammed with a sniper and I'm pretty decent in a tank.
I don't call anything else in because you just die from being swarmed or spammed before you can do anything with them.
But my K/D is 3.00 and that objectively means that I should get the sniper because I'm obviously better than you
Does that mean I'm not allowed to get the flag as well?
Do you still automatically pick up the flag when you walk over it in Halo 5? I HATED that in Halo 4
8553
« on: April 08, 2016, 11:01:14 AM »
Did every human in Star Craft become a southern or Russian stereotype?
Just the humans in the Koprulu Sector are mostly like that. I think it had to do with the old Terran Confederacy on why they're like that. The United Earth Directorate, the Terran faction you play as in Brood War, are more militaristic and diverse than the Terran factions from Koprulu. Admiral DuGalle for instance is of French origin I believe.
8554
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:52:09 AM »
That "I rebel" line was shameful.
What do you expect from rebel scum anyways
8555
« on: April 08, 2016, 06:47:52 AM »
I'd rather live next to rednecks instead of niggers
8556
« on: April 08, 2016, 06:40:15 AM »
Mom's spaghetti
8557
« on: April 08, 2016, 06:39:29 AM »
Sell drugs to kids
8558
« on: April 08, 2016, 06:29:50 AM »
I call in snipers and tanks because I can actually contribute to the team without being grenade spammed with a sniper and I'm pretty decent in a tank.
I don't call anything else in because you just die from being swarmed or spammed before you can do anything with them.
But my K/D is 3.00 and that objectively means that I should get the sniper because I'm obviously better than you
8559
« on: April 08, 2016, 06:09:17 AM »
The only Dodgers I know are the Los Angeles Dodgers
8560
« on: April 08, 2016, 04:30:40 AM »
But where is the Mindy Crenshaw nudes??
8561
« on: April 08, 2016, 04:18:05 AM »
Just watched the Legacy of the Void cutscenes.
Wow. That was disappointing. You really weren't joking about the Mass Effect part.
Main Criticisms:
-Simple, unthoughtful dialogue
-I don't remember there being this much space magic in Star Craft
-Xel'Naga Kerrigan looks like she came out of Diablo
Also, when did Legacy of the Void come out? I remember for HotS, you couldn't escape its advertising.
The dialogue wasn't impressive at all I will agree. I expected epic dialogue, especially coming from a Protoss campaign just like from SC1/Brood War. Tassadar's speeches from SC1 still give me goosebumps and that's one of the reasons why he's my all time favorite SC character. Some of myfavorite dialogue from games comes from SC1 because it was so awesome and actually well-written for all the characters really. I expected the same type of level of dialogue from Artanis in LoTV, but we didn't really get anything. The Protoss felt too much like humans in LoTV whereas in SC1/Brood War, the Protoss were actually aliens.
The space magic part is dumb as fuck as well. SC1/Brood War was way more realistic I guess you can say when it came to everything. The game had a much darker atmosphere and sense of hopelessness for everyone. Nobody felt like they were invincible and could accomplish anything that stood in their way. Just watch some old SC cutscenes and then go watch SC2 cutscenes and you can see a huge difference of atmosphere and pacing.
And as for Xel'Naga Kerrigan, I don't even want to talk about it. Chris Metzen and the rest of the writers must have been high when he came up with that end-game sequence for LoTV.
And that fucking slide show after the final cutscene... a fucking slide show??? REALLY??
Legacy of the Void came out in November 2015. It came out the same day as Fallout 4 so that's probably why you didn't know it came out.
That's when I REALLY got the Mass Effect vibe. As if the talk of cycles wasn't enough.
I'm curious, was there any talk of infinite cycles up until LotV?
Gonna go check out the SC1 cutscenes...
I'm not really sure if there's cycles in the SC universe like in Mass Effect. The Xel Naga showed up and created the Protoss first then created the Zerg. After that the Xel Naga disappeared. I forgot how Amon gets created, but knowing how SC2 is written he probably came from space magic too. And yeah, definitely check out the SC1 cinematics. The Brood War intro, The Amerigo, the endings to both Terran campaigns, and the Protoss ending to the first campaign are the best. My favorite is the Protoss ending because there's 0 dialogue. It's just camera work but its done perfectly to fit the mood, the tension, and the drama in Tassadar's face.
8562
« on: April 08, 2016, 04:12:11 AM »
I finally had time to watch the trailer and I'm actually looking forward to this.
Seeing the old stormtrooper design as well as other OT props had me nostalgic and excited.
And this new girl lead, hopefully she can be bae like Rey
8563
« on: April 08, 2016, 04:08:27 AM »
That's what happens for not playing games with me slut
You never invite me puta
8564
« on: April 07, 2016, 11:17:12 PM »
flashy spins> boring stick poking.
So you prefer to see 2 guys dancing with each other rather than seeing 2 people actually fighting?
If it doesn't look cool, it doesn't look cool. This can affect how much you care about the outcome.
There is no tension at all in the duel in Episode IV, because the choreography is so laughably godawful, that it takes you out of the movie.
The duel between Obi Wan and Vader in A New Hope had no choreography because it was a new movie and the guys had no idea how Jedis/Siths were actually suppose to fight because it was something new to them.
8565
« on: April 07, 2016, 10:59:10 PM »
flashy spins> boring stick poking.
So you prefer to see 2 guys dancing with each other rather than seeing 2 people actually fighting?
8566
« on: April 07, 2016, 10:42:49 PM »
I've never seen so much degeneracy in man before
8567
« on: April 07, 2016, 10:41:09 PM »
Forest Whitaker is now the 4th nigga in the Star Wars universe
8568
« on: April 07, 2016, 10:39:49 PM »
Pisspoor 4
8569
« on: April 07, 2016, 10:32:12 PM »
Just watched the Legacy of the Void cutscenes.
Wow. That was disappointing. You really weren't joking about the Mass Effect part.
Main Criticisms:
-Simple, unthoughtful dialogue
-I don't remember there being this much space magic in Star Craft
-Xel'Naga Kerrigan looks like she came out of Diablo
Also, when did Legacy of the Void come out? I remember for HotS, you couldn't escape its advertising.
The dialogue wasn't impressive at all I will agree. I expected epic dialogue, especially coming from a Protoss campaign just like from SC1/Brood War. Tassadar's speeches from SC1 still give me goosebumps and that's one of the reasons why he's my all time favorite SC character. Some of myfavorite dialogue from games comes from SC1 because it was so awesome and actually well-written for all the characters really. I expected the same type of level of dialogue from Artanis in LoTV, but we didn't really get anything. The Protoss felt too much like humans in LoTV whereas in SC1/Brood War, the Protoss were actually aliens. The space magic part is dumb as fuck as well. SC1/Brood War was way more realistic I guess you can say when it came to everything. The game had a much darker atmosphere and sense of hopelessness for everyone. Nobody felt like they were invincible and could accomplish anything that stood in their way. Just watch some old SC cutscenes and then go watch SC2 cutscenes and you can see a huge difference of atmosphere and pacing. And as for Xel'Naga Kerrigan, I don't even want to talk about it. Chris Metzen and the rest of the writers must have been high when he came up with that end-game sequence for LoTV. And that fucking slide show after the final cutscene... a fucking slide show??? REALLY?? Legacy of the Void came out in November 2015. It came out the same day as Fallout 4 so that's probably why you didn't know it came out.
8570
« on: April 07, 2016, 09:21:13 PM »
Ayy tee ayy tee like a normal person
8571
« on: April 07, 2016, 10:52:14 AM »
Maybe he's finally putting the Print button back and Sep7 is adjusting to its return?
8572
« on: April 07, 2016, 07:06:11 AM »
Well, their intention was to finish with the franchise on Halo 3. Microsoft forced them to make ODST a "full game" instead of DLC and to make Reach.
And Microsoft needs to sell Xboxes using Halo. Don't know how far Xbox would go just on Forza and Gears.
8573
« on: April 07, 2016, 06:28:38 AM »
The embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party
8574
« on: April 07, 2016, 06:26:15 AM »
The day 343i leanrs to make decent spawns will be a grand one.
If you die in arena once you'll spend the next 3-5 lives spawning alone in front of the entire enemy team.
In the spawns in SWAT still shit? The last time I played the game had you spawning either in front of, behind or in the middle of a fight fight. For the last one my team and the other team were firing at each other and I ended up spawning in a bunch of bullets which I died a second latter.
Spawns in SWAT have been shit since Halo 3. They weren't perfect in Halo 3, but at least the maps in the playlist were modified specifically for SWAT.
8575
« on: April 07, 2016, 06:15:20 AM »
I started ifarted69
ifarted69 started ifarted69
8576
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:32:14 AM »
itt discuss bad endings
So this is a Halo Escalation thread?
Was it that bad?
8577
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:27:50 AM »
Deadpool did teaser of a teaser. It is now the highest grossing R rated film.
So?
That's because of the movie being good
Not because of dumb marketing designed to milk every last bit of hype from the audience
You sound like Verbatim
Well, he's not wrong you know
8578
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:25:16 AM »
The E3 2007 build of Halo Wars is still what I want
8579
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:22:22 AM »
I waited 15 years to see the conclusion of Starcraft and they end up going full anime and Mass Effect 3 with the ending. The fuck were they thinking?
itt discuss bad endings
8580
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:17:46 AM »
Ass Creed
At least Ubisoft finally realized this and decided to not make one this year.
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