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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: May 09, 2016, 01:02:43 AM »
I want to be inside Widowmaker

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The Flood / Re: How the fuck am I supposed to get a job
« on: May 08, 2016, 07:28:50 PM »
It took me 2 years to get a job after applying everywhere I could find.

Just keep applying and you'll get one.

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The Flood / Re: Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers on Septagon!
« on: May 08, 2016, 11:07:10 AM »
inb4Jim

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Serious / Re: San Andreas Fault
« on: May 08, 2016, 06:59:01 AM »
I'm gonna go to Parkfield tomorrow and stand on the San Andreas Fault to take pictures and record videos

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I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: May 08, 2016, 04:32:13 AM »
Overwatch searches on Pornhub jumped 817% on May 5

I have no words

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The Flood / Re: Still haven't given a fuck
« on: May 08, 2016, 04:17:52 AM »
the only fuck here is yourself, jonthew
Incoherent gone I have

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The Flood / Re: Official Booty thread
« on: May 07, 2016, 11:18:31 PM »
The homo sapien mods will probably lock this

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The Flood / Re: Still haven't given a fuck
« on: May 07, 2016, 11:08:32 PM »
Jono is a jerk!
You can jerk this dick

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The Flood / Re: Still haven't given a fuck
« on: May 07, 2016, 09:52:13 PM »
Why are you telling us you are a virgin?
The only virgin here is yourself
Your obsession is pathetic, Methew.
PUT THAT MIRROR DOWN!
You've gone incoherent

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The Flood / Re: Still haven't given a fuck
« on: May 07, 2016, 09:16:38 PM »
Why are you telling us you are a virgin?
The only virgin here is yourself

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The Flood / Still haven't given a fuck
« on: May 07, 2016, 09:13:40 PM »
It's true

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The Flood / Re: I had the worst night of my life Thursday night
« on: May 07, 2016, 09:09:33 PM »
Dicks go inside women, not for touching bras

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever tell people you're atheist?
« on: May 07, 2016, 05:24:36 PM »
I just tell them that religion isn't my thing

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Gaming / Re: CoD4 Remaster & Original comparison
« on: May 07, 2016, 05:22:56 PM »
Now if only I could buy that alone, thatd be great.

Oh I'd bet good money that it'll come out in December, or just after the holidays, as a digital download.
Or when they realize that BF1 murders the CoD population and have to try to bring back some of the players

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: The Memories of Reach update
« on: May 07, 2016, 10:57:38 AM »
so they did sell the game unfinished to increase it's longevity. hmm
Shhh, you'll trigger Whiteflame.
And CMD

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The Flood / Re: >You will never be as tough as Mick Foley
« on: May 07, 2016, 10:55:52 AM »
I hope he comes back


mick foley + jim ross
BAH GAWD, HE'S JUST BEEN TURNED INTO A HUMAN PINCUSSION FROM THOSE THUMBTACKS! FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD STOP THE DAYUM MATCH!

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: May 07, 2016, 10:52:41 AM »
Justice memes from above
I do really good with Pharah on almost every map besides the Greek and Route 66 maps. For some reason I can't seem to do anything with her on those.

It is literally impossible to do great with Pharah on Console, the control scheme makes it impossible.

You have to make jump something different than A and that fucks everything up.
I get 40ish direct rocket impacts per game with her and average 20 kills and 4 deaths while I play as Pharah

You just need to git gud

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The Flood / Re: Movie Recommendation thread
« on: May 07, 2016, 06:26:15 AM »
The Day After Tomorrow is a pretty good disaster movie if you enjoy seeing cities being shrekt by weather

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Gaming / Re: New Battlefield World Premiere
« on: May 07, 2016, 04:40:48 AM »
I finally saw the trailer and now I'm sold. I didn't think a WW1 setting would be all that fun, but this trailer makes it look so kickass.

DICE needs to stick with Battlefield and stay away from Star Wars

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: May 07, 2016, 04:34:56 AM »
Justice memes from above
I do really good with Pharah on almost every map besides the Greek and Route 66 maps. For some reason I can't seem to do anything with her on those.

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: May 07, 2016, 01:48:48 AM »

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The Flood / Re: >You will never be as tough as Mick Foley
« on: May 06, 2016, 11:49:55 PM »
why are we all WWE fans all of a sudden
There was a time when the company was on top of the world and that time was glorious

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Gaming / Re: James Bond
« on: May 06, 2016, 11:23:40 PM »
Goldeneye used to be the game my cousin would always bring over at family gatherings. That game was fun as hell even though I always got rekt

Then when Nightfire came out, that was our game. I remember being able to drive those little tanks and that one laser gun was so cool to use.

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The Flood / >You will never be as tough as Mick Foley
« on: May 06, 2016, 11:14:47 PM »
>You will never have 2/3 of your ear ripped off from ring ropes
>You will never be thrown off a Hell in a Cell onto an announce table
>You will never be thrown through the cell, landing on the canvas and almost dying
>You will never have your teeth go through your mouth and into your nose after taking a bad bump
>You will never be thrown face-first onto thousands of thumbtacks multiple times
>You will never be speared through a flaming table
>You will never take hits to the face with a 2x4 wrapped with barb wire
>You will never partake in a match with sheets of plywood armed with explosives
>You will never be thrown onto sheets of plywood with barb wire wrapped around them
>You will never be hit 10 times on your head with a steel chair by The Rock
>You will never land onto a power box and be electrocuted



Why bother living?

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Gaming / Re: CoD4 Remaster & Original comparison
« on: May 06, 2016, 11:05:22 PM »
I can't wait to play All Ghillied Up with prettier textures

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather be Ender or PSU?
« on: May 06, 2016, 10:59:32 PM »
No chance in hell I will be a Phillies fan so Ender it is

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather be Tupac or Biggie Smalls?
« on: May 06, 2016, 10:58:51 PM »
FIRST OFF FUCK YO BITCH AND THE CLICK YOU CLAIM

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The Flood / Re: Feminist Frequency Youtube channel banned
« on: May 06, 2016, 10:51:33 PM »
The battle is won but the war is not over.

Now if only her Twitter account gets banned as well.

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: May 06, 2016, 06:04:32 PM »
Want, can no run, cri

some of the voice acting/lines are really cringy, like that DJ guy
OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN

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