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The Flood / Re: If I'm not back by Monday
« on: May 16, 2016, 05:20:14 PM »
Tell them Jono sent you and you'll be fine

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The Flood / Re: This fluoride water is 👌
« on: May 16, 2016, 04:39:58 PM »
Hate going to the dentist too, despite the fact that I've never had a cavity or anything wrong with my teeth.

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The Flood / Re: Best Mejican invention?
« on: May 16, 2016, 05:29:09 AM »
MS13
Are you or anyone you know a member?
There's no MS13 members where I live. I least I don't think there are any...

Besides, they're mostly on the border helping out the Los Zetas and other Mexican Cartels. MS13 is basically owned by them now.

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The Flood / Re: Best Mejican invention?
« on: May 16, 2016, 02:42:50 AM »
MS13

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The Flood / Re: What's your biggest non-bill living expense?
« on: May 15, 2016, 11:45:51 PM »
Gas

8047
Stop posting so much
Stop using Os for 0s

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The Flood / Re: Test to see how Jewish your favorite movie is.
« on: May 15, 2016, 09:44:32 PM »
Scarface is 42.3% Jewish

Time to shoot those pizza chits

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The Flood / Re: Post here and I'll describe why I hate you
« on: May 15, 2016, 09:41:42 PM »
This should be good
Oh look, it's the biggest chauvinist cunt in Gaming. Watch as he shoehorns his anti-feminist rhetoric into threads that don't even have anything to do with feminism. Observe the diarrhea flow from his gaping maw whenever someone even mentions feminism. Did I mention this guy hates feminism? Don't worry, because he'll be sure to let you know.

You focus your effort on this single issue because that's the trendy and cool thing to do on the Internet right now. Calling feminists out on their bullshit is the currently the quickest avenue for Internet brownie points, and like a fly on horseshit, you latch onto the subject any chance you get to spew your consistently ignorant outlook on the philosophy--an outlook that you've no doubt sapped from halfwit YouTube faggots like Sargon of Akkad and the Amazing Atheist.

Don't even think for a moment that you might be a little bit misguided, or that your outlook is a vapid caricature of reality. Gotta do what's popular to do on the Internet. Fight the good fight, dudebro.
Crying

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Serious / Re: Something I've noticed about black people
« on: May 15, 2016, 09:25:53 PM »
Putos mayates a la verga
Lmaaaoooo

Its been a while since I've seen someone use the word mayate hahaha

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Gaming / Re: Would you play a Dark Souls styled Star Wars game?
« on: May 15, 2016, 08:57:32 PM »
LMAO NO

I'm still waiting for a proper Battlefront game

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 1 Historical Trailer Analysis
« on: May 15, 2016, 01:25:37 PM »
If the Chauchat is in the game I'm preordering this game yesterday

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Shit would never happen at an NFL game.
You just get this instead

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The Flood / Re: How often do you change your avatar image?
« on: May 15, 2016, 12:09:48 PM »
Depends on who I'm currently sprung on

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The Flood / Re: Movie/TV show vehicle quiz.
« on: May 15, 2016, 12:02:37 PM »
Where is the Griswold station wagon?

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else getting snow today?
« on: May 15, 2016, 11:50:45 AM »
Its the middle of May how the hell are you getting snow

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Gaming / Re: So the funniest kill you've ever pulled off.
« on: May 15, 2016, 11:01:22 AM »
It was years ago on MW2 when I pulled off my best Javelin kill ever.

I was playing Search and Destroy on Afghan with 5 other friends during one of those late summer nights. Everyone in the match was dead besides me and 1 guy on the other team. I found the guy and ended up following him around the map until he went to that cliff that overlooks the entire map. He stood there while I locked-on to one of the bunkers with the Javelin. I shot the missile and it direct-impacted the guy in front of me, killing us both. The round ending killcam was hilarious to watch and everyone in the lobby was laughing their ass off, including the guy I killed.

God how I wish MW2 had a theater mode...

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The Flood / Accidentally called 911 at work today
« on: May 15, 2016, 10:55:53 AM »
The way we have to clock in at work is through a phone. The number we dial starts off with 9186 and the phone's 1 key thought I pressed it twice and bam, 911 was dialed and I immediately freaked out when I hung up and it started ringing. I ran around the store looking for the overnight managers and found one. I told her I dialed 911 and she said she already talked to the police and said it was an accident. She saved my ass today, whew.

Anyways, got any crazy work experiences?

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton promises to release the X-Files
« on: May 15, 2016, 06:28:37 AM »
she'll investigate Area 51
What is there to investigate? It's a military base which is testing experimental aircraft which means people are going to see strange flying object's that they can't identify.
She's a fucking idiot so what do you expect

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The Flood / Re: Quick question to any history buffs out there
« on: May 15, 2016, 04:16:08 AM »
Golgi apparatus

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The Flood / Re: The most delusional statements people make.
« on: May 14, 2016, 10:48:00 PM »
"All too easy."

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Gaming / Re: Guess the quote.
« on: May 14, 2016, 10:08:15 PM »
Here's one:

"GRENATA JEE FOO MASA!"

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The Flood / Re: Has Sapphire died yet?
« on: May 14, 2016, 10:00:28 PM »
BLACK PEOPLE

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The Flood / Re: Has Sapphire died yet?
« on: May 14, 2016, 09:36:37 PM »
Idk, I haven't been on there since I got a warning for saying "black people"

Wut
>Thread name was "Biggest threat to society?"
>Looked through thread, saw other's posts
>One person said White People
>I put "Black People"
>Post gets removed
>Gets PM'd by one of the mods

Yup

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The Flood / Re: best thread you've ever made
« on: May 14, 2016, 09:04:08 PM »
I think my best thread on here had something to do with the avatar above you or some shit like that

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The Flood / Re: This week, man. My brother just crashed my car.
« on: May 14, 2016, 08:54:21 PM »
Is that... is that a C4 Corvette?
Spoiler
I like them tbh
I too like the ugliest and most worthless Corvette gen

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The Flood / Re: This week, man. My brother just crashed my car.
« on: May 14, 2016, 08:33:40 PM »
Is that... is that a C4 Corvette?
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Is blonde Scarlett Johansson...
« on: May 14, 2016, 08:15:56 PM »
Her face in that first picture looks a little derpy

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The Flood / Re: name your new country
« on: May 14, 2016, 07:43:50 PM »
Welcome to Die

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