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The Flood / Re: I also went on a little adventure
« on: September 09, 2019, 02:31:12 AM »
why did i think this thread was going to involve hobos and fellatio
Hobos will probably be involved in my next planned adventure when I go check out the urban decay along I-15 out in the desert. There's tons of abandoned, crippling buildings being cooked in the Sun out there that interest me.

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The Flood / I also went on a little adventure
« on: September 09, 2019, 01:41:31 AM »
I went to Parkfield, California. It's a small farming town right smack dab in the middle of nowhere with only like 15 people living there. Why'd I go here? Well, it's built right on top of the San Andreas Fault and the town is "The Earthquake Capital of the World. A 6.0 earthquake happened here when I was in the 3rd grade and I remember experiencing that shit at home. I always pass by the road that takes you there when going to the beach but never went until today. This is a place I've always wanted to go to just because earthquakes and stuff is interesting to me.

The road to get there was incredibly sketchy and was pothole city, as well as animals running across the road and not being big enough for 2 lanes. Once the road went into the hills and curved around them, I was scared that a car coming the opposite way wouldn't slow down and stop and causing both of us to wreck head-on. Thankfully there was only like 2 cars in total on this entire road that weren't on the curved parts.

This town is about 30 minutes north of where James Dean crashed in the 1950s. You make the turn on the road to go here right before his memorial plaque.

Anyways, I took a few pics:
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This one is cool because the San Andreas Fault is pulling this bridge apart. Half of the bridge is moving North while the other half is moving South. They have to make repairs to it every few years so it remains straight.
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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: September 08, 2019, 12:07:57 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Gears of War 5
« on: September 07, 2019, 11:51:52 PM »
For fucks sake man, what servers is this game running on? I'm tired of getting kicked right in the middle of Horde mode and losing all my shit.

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Gaming / Re: Game collecting
« on: September 07, 2019, 11:49:54 PM »
N64 additions:

F-Zero X (pretty psyched about this one)
Prepare for the most metal Nintendo game of your life

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: September 07, 2019, 11:32:07 PM »
so my friend and i tried our hands at online

i didnt really have a good time

it's fun when my friend and i play each other, because we're pretty even skilled

but online just feels like a sweat fest, do you guys have trouble playing online too?
I stopped playing online when I matched against a Roy that absolutely tore me to shreds and made me go 120% damage taken in like 7 seconds. I didn’t even touch him once.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: September 07, 2019, 09:20:04 PM »
Home Run Contest is fun as shit. I missed it.

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Gaming / Re: Gears of War 5
« on: September 06, 2019, 04:44:17 AM »
Made it to Wave 38 with a buddy of mine. I was playing as Emile and he was playing as Kat. I like how each character plays different and has different abilities. Kat has the Hologram and Emile has the Drop Shield from Reach.

Also, Sarah Connor is a playable character lmaaaoo

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Gaming / Gears of War 5
« on: September 05, 2019, 10:51:59 PM »
If I can’t Batista Bomb the Locust Queen then I want a refund

Game drops tonight. You can download it for free right now if you’re on the Game Pass.

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Gaming / Re: Nintendo Direct 9-4-19
« on: September 05, 2019, 09:23:47 PM »
Super Metroid on the Switch? Aw yiss, gonna replay it now.

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The Flood / Re: I finally found closure on Clockman
« on: September 04, 2019, 05:07:54 PM »
Saw that a while ago

but

am I fucking dumb or didn't Commander Santa admit the whole thing was a hoax once?
He made the thread and never logged back in to his profile ever again.

Duardo caught on to the thing and locked the thread after it blew up.

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The Flood / Re: Nearly 4 months left of the 2010s my bro's
« on: September 03, 2019, 03:24:27 PM »
Blade Runner 2049

Young Justice

Random Access Memories

GTA 5

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The Flood / Re: Not Everyone Deserves To Live
« on: September 02, 2019, 10:59:47 PM »
Gas all furries and weebs

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The Flood / Re: Going to Vegas this weekend
« on: September 02, 2019, 10:59:08 PM »
Why are there so many blonde chicks with eastern European accents everywhere?

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The Flood / Re: Fuck Hurricane Dorian
« on: September 02, 2019, 09:42:40 PM »
what kidna lameass name? what is this, finding dori-an?
DORIAH

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The Flood / Re: Fuck Hurricane Dorian
« on: September 02, 2019, 01:08:27 PM »
Lmao bum ass Florida closes its stores for a storm 😂

We had 2 big earthquakes in July and stores were still open

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The Flood / Re: Going to Vegas this weekend
« on: September 01, 2019, 07:51:33 PM »
I’m no longer a gun virgin.

I shot a SCAR-H and AK-47 full auto today at The Gun Store. Would have chose the SAW, but it was a little pricey.

My buddies shot an MP5, AR15, Kar98k, PPSH, and Thompson.

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The Flood / Re: Going to Vegas this weekend
« on: September 01, 2019, 04:31:06 PM »
I won $100 and $40 playing the slot machines. Let’s fuckin go baby.
All or nothing. Can't stop when you're on a winning streak!
I played last night and didn’t win shit. Lost $40.

I saw a lady win $2,000 on a slot right in front of me after that and I was so annoyed.

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The Flood / Re: Going to Vegas this weekend
« on: August 31, 2019, 05:10:21 AM »
I won $100 and $40 playing the slot machines. Let’s fuckin go baby.

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The Flood / Re: Going to Vegas this weekend
« on: August 29, 2019, 02:57:56 PM »
run over a car with a tank
Might just fuck around and go to VORE Adrenaline Compound and jump off a mountain in a truck

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: August 29, 2019, 03:40:14 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Going to Vegas this weekend
« on: August 29, 2019, 03:31:08 AM »
blackjack is only enjoyable if you have a table of at least 2 others who are helpful. dont play at the tables with older women cause they will fuck you and themselves over for wanting to "hit" on an 18 when they shouldnt.
Blackjack will only be enjoyable with me playing because that's my game, son.

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i recommend just walking and drinking on the strip at night, its so fun. but drinks are hella expensive. you might be better off buying some 2.50 coors can
I have never consumed a sip of alcohol or have the desire to do it in the future so I'm good.

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The Flood / Re: Going to Vegas this weekend
« on: August 29, 2019, 12:56:44 AM »
eat at guy fieri's heart attack-inducing restaurant
Sounds like a plan.

I also plan on playing Blackjack this time around.

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The Flood / Going to Vegas this weekend
« on: August 28, 2019, 03:18:57 PM »
Already planning on going to The Gun Store and firing an M249 SAW for 100 or so rounds.

What else should I do?

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The Flood / Re: The Definitive Guide to Making Anime Tolerable
« on: August 27, 2019, 09:40:16 PM »
Anime is never tolerable

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Gaming / Re: Got an Xbox One last week
« on: August 24, 2019, 03:55:18 AM »
FUCK, after nearly six years sitting on my ass as a General Grade 4 I FINALLY hit Field Marshall. FEELSGOOD.
Oh... you're playing that Halo.

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The Flood / Re: I started watching anime again
« on: August 23, 2019, 02:57:32 AM »
Kill yourself

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The Flood / Spider-Man is no longer in the MCU
« on: August 20, 2019, 05:17:17 PM »
Disney and Sony couldn’t come up with an agreement so Spider-Man’s MCU involvement has literally been Thanos snapped

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The Flood / Re: Am I Evil?
« on: August 20, 2019, 03:21:44 AM »
LARS ULRICH IS GOD

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