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The Flood / The women's restroom
« on: June 25, 2016, 05:27:36 AM »
You would think the men's restroom would be dirtier but lmao nope, the women's restroom here is absolutely disgusting.

These past couple days I've thrown away pregnancy tests, wiped what I'm pretty sure was blood on the floor but I hope wasn't, and today I've thrown away 2 used tampons, and last but not least, McDonald's bags with food in them still. What the fuck.

Also if you didn't know, inside the stalls are little compartments with sandwich bags in them where women throw away trash and whatnot. For fucks sake, every single compartment is full of trash but the sandwich bags are smashed in there with nothing in them. It's ridiculous.

That's just part of my job I hate the most. The rest is pretty easy and chill and I like that.

So yeah, the women's restroom is a very disgusting place. I feel like I gotta drown myself in bleach everytime I finish cleaning it.

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Gaming / Re: The witcher 3 is a shit game
« on: June 24, 2016, 10:31:32 PM »
Elaborate?
Shit combat
Shit voice acting
Shit characters
Shit world
Shit character models
Shit controls
Hello there BritishLemon long time no see
lemon jerks off to this game tho
What if he went blind from excessive masturbation and can't find his way back to Sep7

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Gaming / Re: The witcher 3 is a shit game
« on: June 24, 2016, 10:27:34 PM »
Elaborate?
Shit combat
Shit voice acting
Shit characters
Shit world
Shit character models
Shit controls
Hello there BritishLemon long time no see

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Gaming / Re: Jesus Christ the crew is cringey
« on: June 24, 2016, 10:12:46 PM »
Every single racing game ever that has a story/characters to it has always been cheesy, corney, and based off the early Fast and Furious movies. Its a tradition really.

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The party was going on for 30 years?

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The Flood / Re: How do I troll this kid?
« on: June 24, 2016, 09:55:31 PM »
Tell him that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: June 24, 2016, 09:30:26 PM »
I hate when the whole enemy team pics one hero. It's a fucking nightmare.
Yeah, I hate it too. It doesn't happen a lot but its a pain in the ass when a team goes full Torbjorn. I really hope Blizzard nerfs his turret because the AI on it is insane. I hate how you can't sneak up on it cause it knows your every position no matter what. Torbjorn also has a near 70% win rating on consoles and on PC he's nowhere close to that percentage, its somewhere below 55%.
I know it's a pain in the ass. I was playing a match with all genjis and it was so annoying, but we won. And i played a match with all torbjorns and one reinhardt. It was bad enough that they all built their turrets behind his shield, they secured the only entrance to get to the objective. Those fucking turrets are too much, every potg made by torbjorn is his turret killing like 3 players while hes just sitting there like a faggot.
That will sometimes happen on Hanamura. Usually it will be a Torbjorn turret with a Bastion set up next to it and a Reinhardt with his shield standing in front of them. That chokepoint on that map right before A is the hardest to break through out of any map in the game imo.

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The Flood / Re: phyco
« on: June 24, 2016, 08:21:39 PM »
YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: June 24, 2016, 08:20:18 PM »
I hate when the whole enemy team pics one hero. It's a fucking nightmare.
Yeah, I hate it too. It doesn't happen a lot but its a pain in the ass when a team goes full Torbjorn. I really hope Blizzard nerfs his turret because the AI on it is insane. I hate how you can't sneak up on it cause it knows your every position no matter what. Torbjorn also has a near 70% win rating on consoles and on PC he's nowhere close to that percentage, its somewhere below 55%.

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The Flood / Re: Just saw ID: Resurgence AMA spoilers duh
« on: June 24, 2016, 08:10:56 PM »
Did Roland Emmerich out-do himself when it comes to city destruction?

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Gaming / Re: Convince me to get an Xbone
« on: June 24, 2016, 05:25:35 AM »

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The Flood / Re: whos the best white rapper?
« on: June 23, 2016, 09:28:45 PM »
John Cena

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Gaming / Re: Steam Summer Sale - NOW
« on: June 23, 2016, 09:16:07 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Steam Summer Sale - NOW
« on: June 23, 2016, 09:14:31 PM »
Who else wants something?

Under 10USD pls
Get me MW2 bby

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The Flood / Re: If a user jumped on you...
« on: June 23, 2016, 08:39:45 PM »
C'mere Kits

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i don't understand why they're adding the halo 2 beam rifle


Popular demand?

i'm surprised if that's the case

yeah, the h2 beam rifle looks better but it's not much different from the current one
The H2 Beam Rifle used the least energy per shot. Each shot fired either 6% to 5% to a total of having 18 shots before depleting. Each iteration of the Beam Rifle in future games used 10% energy per shot.

Don't know if that's the case in H5.

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Gaming / Re: Steam Summer Sale - NOW
« on: June 23, 2016, 08:00:41 PM »
I get paid tomorrow and I still got another check to cash.

Its gonna be lit.

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Gaming / Re: Mario Kart 8 game night?
« on: June 23, 2016, 07:01:27 PM »
Buy me a Wii U and maybe I will

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The Flood / Re: Rogue One News and Images
« on: June 23, 2016, 06:56:12 PM »
shoulda spoilered that first fact
Its not a spoiler when every major website like IGN and Gamespot are making multiple articles about it

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The Flood / Re: Rogue One News and Images
« on: June 23, 2016, 06:37:39 PM »
Is Tarkin going to be in it?

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The Flood / Re: Close Encounters of the SecondClass
« on: June 23, 2016, 06:33:43 PM »
I liked this one more than the Spartain Ken video

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Still waiting for MW2 and Blops 2 to be added

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The Flood / Re: when felicia is mean to you
« on: June 23, 2016, 06:19:56 PM »
I'd kill to get roasted by Felicia

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WELCOME TO EARTH

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The Flood / Re: am I ugly?
« on: June 23, 2016, 10:45:19 AM »
SecondClass please get more sleep because no one your age should have bags under their eyes as big as yours

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The Flood / Pray for my nigga Gerald
« on: June 23, 2016, 10:14:37 AM »
Ain't nothing wrong with him, he's just a slow sea lion.

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Serious / Re: Democrats staging sit-in over gun bill
« on: June 23, 2016, 10:00:57 AM »
I wonder if they're sitting in a circle playing Duck Duck Goose and drinking apple juice

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Big CoD Youtubers are also being paid $20,000 by Activision to pretend to be excited for the game and to make videos to promote Supply Drops in Blops 3

Weird and funny thing is that I love how these big CoD Youtubers make it look like "it's not a big deal at all" and "Who gives and cares?"

And of course, people will actually listen.
There are some CoD Youtubers who are actually cool and are completely honest in all their videos. M3RKMUSIC, Eight Thoughts, and 402Thunder402 are the ones that I support and watch videos from because they're down to earth and don't bend their ass over for Activision.

Its the bigger CoD Youtubers like TMartn, Chaosxsilencer, and Ali-A who are the cancer.

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The Flood / Re: Flood I need advice
« on: June 23, 2016, 05:56:44 AM »
I watch Botchamania on Youtube whenever I need to be cheered up cause they're hilarious and I cry from laughing so hard at nearly all of them.

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The Flood / Re: I start working again on Monday
« on: June 23, 2016, 05:54:10 AM »
I've turned into a vampire working overnight

I get paid tomorrow and I still haven't cashed my check from last time. I'm gonna spend maybe 40% of the money on fireworks for my nephew's birthday for the 4th.

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