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7381
« on: July 09, 2016, 08:24:30 PM »
Is he gonna walk out with Paul Heyman or nah
7382
« on: July 09, 2016, 08:19:47 PM »
Seriously, he's too big.
His UFC glove is apparently 4XL. Imagine that hammer fisting your face.
If you think he's big now you should have seen him during his first run in the WWE in the early 2000s.
And as well as being incredibly huge and athletic, he was lean. 6'3" and 300lbs and he used to attempt the shooting star press.
Yeah, and he nearly paralyzed himself from doing that move at Wrestlemania 19
7383
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:45:36 PM »
@Verbatim
You hate 99.5% of games though so your argument is invalid.
And Starcraft: Brood War still remains the most competitive and most difficult game to master. There's a reason why the game was extremely popular for nearly 10 years cause not only is it fun to play, it was also fun to watch.
Fucked up the quotes FML
7384
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:41:40 PM »
You're worse than Loaf
7385
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:38:38 PM »
Seriously, he's too big.
His UFC glove is apparently 4XL. Imagine that hammer fisting your face.
If you think he's big now you should have seen him during his first run in the WWE in the early 2000s.
7386
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:34:24 PM »
Sports games and mobile games. Can't believe so many people here think RTS games are boring.
Cause RTS games require people to use their brain and most people have the attention span of a fly
7387
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:30:52 PM »
What time does Bork Laser fight
Prelims are on right now, so I'd say in like... 2.5 hours? The best fights are usually the undercards though.
Don't care for other fights, just here to see Bork Laser kill his opponent
Bork
7388
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:28:04 PM »
What time does Bork Laser fight
Prelims are on right now, so I'd say in like... 2.5 hours? The best fights are usually the undercards though.
Don't care for other fights, just here to see Bork Laser kill his opponent
7389
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:24:16 PM »
What time does Bork Laser fight
7390
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:18:17 PM »
Putin would have slit Hillary's throat
7391
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:16:16 PM »
MMOs, never been a fan of the whole subscription thing.
I tried to get into Elder Scrolls Online and holy shit... that game was the most lifeless and most meh-est game I think I have ever played. At least I got it used.
A genre I do really miss a lot is vehicle-combat games like Vigilante 8 and Battle Tanx from back in the N64 days. There have been some since then but they haven't been able to capture the same feeling as those games.
7392
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:11:06 PM »
What about me, Tali?
Am I your dirty little secret?
Damn whore
7393
« on: July 09, 2016, 11:39:22 AM »
The non-annoying and non-cancerous dudebro
7394
« on: July 09, 2016, 11:33:36 AM »
I hear drinking mercury fixes it and makes it all better. You should try it!
7395
« on: July 09, 2016, 04:25:06 AM »
There was a group of teens walking around Target playing that when I walked in, it was almost closing time too.
7396
« on: July 08, 2016, 08:55:00 PM »
> Go to Mordin
'Do you have time to talk?'
"Later, trying to figure out how scar tissue got on Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease by Varren...
*slow inhale*
implications unpleasant."
It's the little things in this game. I feel a lot of the writing lost its humor in ME3, aside from the banter during actual combat.
I AM KROOOOGGAAAAAAANNNNN
7397
« on: July 08, 2016, 08:49:03 PM »
FUCK FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS
7398
« on: July 08, 2016, 08:46:31 PM »
tfw I've fapped to Overwatch pr0nz more than anything else since it came out.
Jono please, why did you make this account?
Wtf nobody remembers me
They remember my MSNBC alt where I posted this constantly
PS fuck you Jono I bet you root for the Eagles or Patriots or some other faggot team
Eli stands for Everyone Loves Interceptions
7399
« on: July 08, 2016, 08:03:56 PM »
I gotta work
7400
« on: July 08, 2016, 06:33:35 PM »
tfw I've fapped to Overwatch pr0nz more than anything else since it came out.
Jono please, why did you make this account?
Woah woah woah woah First off I'm not a Giants fan cause they're faggots and I did however see Overwatch porn once cause I was curious and then I looked into the mirror afterwards and questioned my existence.
7401
« on: July 08, 2016, 06:25:49 PM »
Lmao what
Is this Idiocracy?
7402
« on: July 08, 2016, 06:01:21 PM »
Tios
7403
« on: July 08, 2016, 11:56:47 AM »
I swear the only reason wrestling exists is for the GIFs
Daily reminder that more people attended this year's Wrestlemania than the Super Bowl
7404
« on: July 08, 2016, 11:19:24 AM »
Man... I wonder how the people that bought the game plus the absurd amount of DLC feel
7405
« on: July 08, 2016, 11:12:05 AM »
Listen Verb, I'm gonna give you tips that you probably have/haven't heard:
1. When you're driving in neighborhoods that don't have speed limit signs, the speed limit is 25mph by default.
2. Always use your blinkers when you're turning into streets or changing lanes because this lets the people behind you know what you plan on doing. Don't be one of those assholes that doesn't use their blinker and confuses traffic.
3. When backing up, don't put your full trust in the mirrors. Turn around and look through the back window to see how effective you're reversing. If your car has one of those cameras that lets you see how you're backing up then this a bonus.
4. The most important tip of them all is to not be afraid. A car is not going to do things on its own, you're the one that is in control and it will do whatever you want it to do. Being afraid when behind the wheel just skyrockets your chance of getting hurt, as well as others.
7406
« on: July 08, 2016, 10:54:01 AM »
Get Spongebob's substitute teacher on your squad
Welp
I forgot him
You god dammed madman
7407
« on: July 08, 2016, 01:12:49 AM »
My dick is small
My butthole is superb
I use this chant
To summon verb!
BOOBS TITS ASS Okay, he'll show up now
7408
« on: July 08, 2016, 12:59:22 AM »
Dallas PD says the leader behind this terrorist attack will attack more and they say that there are bombs in the area too.
The BLM movement must be destroyed before cancer like this spreads to other cities.
7409
« on: July 08, 2016, 12:52:24 AM »
WOOOOO PENISES INSIDE OF VAGINAS
BEST
GAME
EVERRRRRRRRRRRR
did Anita Sarkeesian really make a porno when she was in college?
7410
« on: July 07, 2016, 09:34:17 PM »
Any reports of kids passing through the restricted area of Area 51 to catch a Pokemon
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