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The Flood / Re: ITT: Factions and people that did nothing wrong
« on: August 10, 2016, 08:26:53 PM »

>Calls daughter's bf "nigga" in a private conversation
>Vince finds out
>WWE gives him the Chris Benoit treatment

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 10, 2016, 03:04:30 PM »
Holy shit Jono, I been waiting for ages.
Colin Delaney

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Gaming / Re: No mans sky
« on: August 10, 2016, 03:24:11 AM »
I spent an hour and a half on the galaxy map flying to the galactic core from 180k light years away to see what was there and there wasn't anything.

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Gaming / Re: No mans sky
« on: August 09, 2016, 10:44:39 PM »
Can we ever have a thread on here where the people who are playing a game can fucking enjoy it and talk about it with one another without other users bitching back and forth

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 04:59:09 PM »
Do me
The next Albertoooooooooooooooo Del Rrrrrrrrrrrrrio

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The Flood / Re: KFC vs Popeyes vs Churches
« on: August 09, 2016, 04:57:56 PM »
They're all shit

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High Charity is an interesting level to play around with the AI on. One time, I walked up to a Brute and he said "I am your friend!" and he didn't open fire or anything towards me and actually fought back against the Flood. A short time later that same Brute started to shoot back at me.

Like the Combat Form with the Brute Shot, this Brute saying that to me was the only time that has happened.
I feel like they deliberately janked up some of their AI for a laugh tbh. In CE, some elites enter their T stance when stuck as well as floating in the air when operating a Warthog Turret. The Library on also has one Combat form that spawns at the back of a group with a rocket launcher, team killing them all as soon as you appear. The Xbox version has like 5 instances of this happening on legendary, it's great. Elites also just stare at you if you're at point blank range and they're in a Turret or Wraith.

In 2, sometimes the Wraith to the right at the end of the Scarab mission before the final Boss spawns upside down, and the brute walks around with his Brute Shot on his back and doesn't shoot you. Also Sword Elites in Reach do no damage if you're driving a Forklift either.
One thing I forgot was on Assault on the Control Room in CE when you get out of the caves/tunnels and reach the next chapter, you can freeze the AI.

If you had marines that followed you up to this point and you zipped past ahead and reached the chapter, if you go back into the tunnels the marines would be frozen in time. They don't move, talk, or do anything. Its really weird but hilarious cause you can hit them with grenades and rockets and their body won't move unless you walk to a certain point. You can launch their bodies miles into the air because of this. When I get a Slim Xboner and the MCC I'll show you guys this hilarious glitch.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 04:01:22 AM »
Pls
I think you're weird as fuck(mainly cause of the avatars) so I can see you doing weird shit like what Goldust would do during the Ruthless Aggression Era.
How are the avatars weird?
I dunno man, they just creep me out. Some of the past ones you've had have disturbed me.

Examples?
The one with a rainbow background and that creature you have had a muscular body, was wearing underwear, and was posing like a model.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:56:28 AM »
Can I smell what you are cooking
Cheese Potato will have the charisma of Kurt Angle and in-ring skills of Triple H, just a performer that everyone loves and can get behind. He's somebody that the people want Vince to push but won't be a main event star... yet.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:53:49 AM »
Pls
I think you're weird as fuck(mainly cause of the avatars) so I can see you doing weird shit like what Goldust would do during the Ruthless Aggression Era.
How are the avatars weird?
I dunno man, they just creep me out. Some of the past ones you've had have disturbed me.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:40:41 AM »
benis
You're basically the character that Carlito played except without the apple and spitting in people's faces

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:39:55 AM »
We both know I should be one of the headliners, the heel that everyone loves
Jive Turkey is the cocky heel main-event star that has great mic skills, in great shape, and does pretty good in the ring. The older fans will love Jive for speaking the truth and being entertaining while the kids think he's a bully and a jerk.

I'm feeling a Hollywood Rock type of heel from Jive.
Dude you did not just make Jive CM Punk
CM Punk's a little bitch though. I don't think Jive would do the same.
But you just described CM Punk during his run in 12/13
I didn't say he'd quit though
He was gonna come back but he was fired
I still think he would have quit either way.

And I'm disappointed now because we will never get to see CM Punk vs Steve Austin. That's one of my dream matches right there but unfortunately it won't happen cause CM Punk hates WWE and Steve Austin's neck is a liability.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:34:30 AM »
if my gimmick isnt smashing folks over the head with my ghetto blaster im done
Well due to Krispin Wahh killing himself and his family, you can't hit people in the head with weapons anymore SOOO... I guess you'll just have to hit them in the mid-section with that. Unfortunately you'll be a jobber to the bigger guys.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:33:07 AM »
We both know I should be one of the headliners, the heel that everyone loves
Jive Turkey is the cocky heel main-event star that has great mic skills, in great shape, and does pretty good in the ring. The older fans will love Jive for speaking the truth and being entertaining while the kids think he's a bully and a jerk.

I'm feeling a Hollywood Rock type of heel from Jive.
Dude you did not just make Jive CM Punk
CM Punk's a little bitch though. I don't think Jive would do the same.
But you just described CM Punk during his run in 12/13
I didn't say he'd quit though

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:30:03 AM »
We both know I should be one of the headliners, the heel that everyone loves
Jive Turkey is the cocky heel main-event star that has great mic skills, in great shape, and does pretty good in the ring. The older fans will love Jive for speaking the truth and being entertaining while the kids think he's a bully and a jerk.

I'm feeling a Hollywood Rock type of heel from Jive.
Dude you did not just make Jive CM Punk
CM Punk's a little bitch though. I don't think Jive would do the same.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:27:42 AM »
Pls
I think you're weird as fuck(mainly cause of the avatars) so I can see you doing weird shit like what Goldust would do during the Ruthless Aggression Era.

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The Flood / Re: T H I C C 👌🔥
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:13:49 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:13:01 AM »
memes
You and Catzilla are the most popular mid-carder Tag Team. Babyfaces as fuck.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:54:47 AM »
We both know I should be one of the headliners, the heel that everyone loves
Jive Turkey is the cocky heel main-event star that has great mic skills, in great shape, and does pretty good in the ring. The older fans will love Jive for speaking the truth and being entertaining while the kids think he's a bully and a jerk.

I'm feeling a Hollywood Rock type of heel from Jive.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:49:42 AM »
please make me a wrestler, mister
Kiwi, you're the new fresh talent rocking the Diva's division in NXT. You've had success and had down periods during your time. The crowd loves your spunk and mic skills as a babyface but in-ring skills could use improvement. At least you're not as bad as Eva Marie.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:41:24 AM »
My favorite gimmick is having a heart attack while driving with my wife
You would be the next Abdullah the Butcher

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:40:02 AM »
Don't jobber me bro
Jester, I can see you as a babyface mid-carder that is 50/50 over with the crowd. I think you would be great in backstage segments with the main event guys as comedic humor.

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The Flood / Post ITT and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:36:31 AM »
A large majority of you will be jobbers FYI

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I stayed there as long as I could on Legendary to see if they would keep coming out and they would come out with weapons you RARELY see them hold like Beam Rifles and Sniper Rifles. I don't think they were programmed to use those weapons so they would just stand really far away and do nothing unless you got near them.
That reminds me, there's one combat form on High Charity that has a Sniper Rifle and he never actually hits you.
High Charity is an interesting level to play around with the AI on. One time, I walked up to a Brute and he said "I am your friend!" and he didn't open fire or anything towards me and actually fought back against the Flood. A short time later that same Brute started to shoot back at me.

Like the Combat Form with the Brute Shot, this Brute saying that to me was the only time that has happened.

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Jackal Snipers in Halo 2 aren't that bad unless you know where they all spawn. Sometimes they will spawn in different locations and there's this one spot in Metropolis where an infinite number of them will appear unless you progress forward.
I think you can break Bungie's stupid infinite enemy spawn. I pride myself on clearing the opening area of Keyes whenever I play. The flood waves stop respawning after about 5 minutes of nonstop death and you get a fucktonne of shotgun ammo.
On Quarantine Zone, there's also a neverending Flood army that will come out of the walls near the end before you get to the Gondola.

I stayed there as long as I could on Legendary to see if they would keep coming out and they would come out with weapons you RARELY see them hold like Beam Rifles and Sniper Rifles. I don't think they were programmed to use those weapons so they would just stand really far away and do nothing unless you got near them.

And one time in bizarre fashion on High Charity, a combat form came out of a doorway with a Brute Shot right before you get into the Prophet's sanctum. That happened only once in my hundreds of hours of playing through Halo 2.

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tfw no 2014 era desty to make 4 threads per second
Comms was a better shirposter

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Gaming / Re: What are some good PC exclusives like Undertale?
« on: August 09, 2016, 12:33:33 AM »
Starcraft


PCUCKS LOSE AGAIN
There's a copy of the N64 version on Amazon going for $800

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Serious / Re: Flee nearly dies at the hands of a machete islamist
« on: August 08, 2016, 11:33:41 PM »
This is the 2nd funny thing you've posted you're improving
wait, what was so funny

is it that im calling flee a girl?
Just enjoy the moment. Don't question.

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The Flood / Re: Best comic book characters
« on: August 08, 2016, 11:16:36 PM »
Booster Gold is the greatest comic book character of all time

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When I get the Slim Xboner in a couple weeks I'm gonna have to carry you guys through Legendary

Edit: After I rape PSU in a 1v1 of course

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