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« on: November 02, 2019, 02:24:00 AM »
California Highway Patrol, they'll pull you over even if you go 5mph over the limit.
>tfw my other car would be seized and crushed on sight over there
Yah, can't have fun with cars in California.
692
« on: November 01, 2019, 10:21:09 PM »
I’m live right now with Boomdeyadah right now if anyone wants to join
693
« on: November 01, 2019, 09:20:43 PM »
I feel like I received a ticket from the CHP just by looking at this picture
tf is the CHP though
California Highway Patrol, they'll pull you over even if you go 5mph over the limit.
694
« on: November 01, 2019, 08:36:07 PM »
Diablo 4 and Overwatch 2 announced at the same Blizzcon. Who the fuck is this Blizzard?
695
« on: November 01, 2019, 08:25:35 PM »
Anyone want to play?
696
« on: November 01, 2019, 07:55:47 PM »
I bought this for a daily but the engine is knocking now, so may as fun with it ayy lmao
I feel like I received a ticket from the CHP just by looking at this picture
697
« on: October 31, 2019, 05:15:25 PM »
Deez nuts
698
« on: October 31, 2019, 03:15:56 PM »
What did you talk about?
It was just small talk about work. She's relatively new there so I was asking her how she liked working here and shit like that. She also asked me about what I do and we just kept going from there. Talking to her was really nice since she didn't just say 1 or 2 word responses like some other girls I tried to talk to.
699
« on: October 31, 2019, 03:15:32 AM »
Please stay
700
« on: October 30, 2019, 04:33:11 PM »
>ianposting
Real girls >>> naked anime girls as your phone wallpaper
701
« on: October 30, 2019, 04:00:57 PM »
I was near the desk she was at and she walked up to me and started a conversation. She's a cool gal and she's really beautiful. I did my best to not get lost in her blue eyes but I kept my cool. Best part about this was that her department got sent home early so she clocked out already but she stayed to talk to me cause I still had to stay. We kept talking until the supervisors came over then she left.
I'm so glad that she was the one that started the convo. I had plans on talking to her before but never had the chance to until yesterday.
So yeah, going to try to talk to her again today and see how it goes.
702
« on: October 30, 2019, 03:50:43 PM »
No Nut November hasn't begun yet, calm down
Don't Die December >>> No Nut November
703
« on: October 30, 2019, 02:49:10 AM »
Wtf where's my invite
704
« on: October 29, 2019, 04:54:25 AM »
One day our paths will cross. I’m sorry for the continual bailing.
I've known and interacted with Napalm for like 6 years on the forums and yesterday was the first time we played Halo together.
Your forefathers wisely set aside their compassion... steeled themselves for what needed to be done. I see now why they left you behind.
705
« on: October 27, 2019, 09:04:37 PM »
WE WILL GO TO WHERE THEY LIVE AND WHERE THEY BREED AND WE WILL DESTROY THEM
706
« on: October 27, 2019, 04:17:34 PM »
I've known and interacted with Napalm for like 6 years on the forums and yesterday was the first time we played Halo together.
707
« on: October 27, 2019, 01:42:47 AM »
708
« on: October 26, 2019, 07:39:48 PM »
I’m on right now. They added Splockets to Halo 3.
Hey I got on, sorry I had to go out to eat
I had just got off, but I will get back on for you bby
709
« on: October 26, 2019, 03:45:14 PM »
I’m on right now. They added Splockets to Halo 3.
710
« on: October 26, 2019, 02:57:07 PM »
I’m going to eat and then hop on MCC right after if any of you jews want to play
711
« on: October 25, 2019, 02:49:02 PM »
This game needs to be shut off forever and removed from shelves and digital stores
712
« on: October 25, 2019, 01:39:29 PM »
Fuck off faggot
713
« on: October 25, 2019, 02:54:08 AM »
This was my supervisor and I last year. I was Powerslave Eddie with a half-assed mummy wrap attempt because no Halloween store had any fucking mummy wrap so I had to go to Walgreens and buy a bunch of gauze instead. I'm going to be the Somewhere In Time Eddie this year pictured below. I was going to dress up as him last year but Amazon had sent me the wrong mask instead so I had to put together the Powerslave Eddie costume rather quick. This mask should get here tomorrow and hopefully it's the right one. I'm going to Burlington this weekend to buy a trench coat and hat to match Eddie's in the pic.
714
« on: October 24, 2019, 03:42:37 PM »
First and for most, this probably would have been a thread to help Roman at the time, but I didn't want to create a thread like this for someone who was just so eager and desperate to fuck, I mean yeah he got some pussy, but look what happened to his dick afterwards. Quality over quantity gents. Now I'm well aware that this place is classless tasteless and downright rundown into shit, this thread is for any of the few remaining classy individuals left, and if you're just looking for something on how to fuck as many women as possible, then this is not the thread for you.
Anyway on with the thread.
Long distance (online) vs Real Life:
The only thing I can say is that as far as getting to a relationship long distance wise, and a good one mind you not a shitty one is that its like winning the lottery in terms of being your true other half. Its like winning the lottery to an extent. Regardless if you would be true to your date in real life, you should be true to anyone you date online as well, lying will always cause problems, what's more is that dishonestly will also fuck you right over. Trust is key to every relationship, if you can't trust someone that you genuinely love, you're not ready. What's more is that if they don't trust you, you're pretty much in trouble as it is. If this is the case it will evidently lead to a breakup. On top of that loving yourself is important, if you don't love yourself to start with, not even a little, you're not ready. You never will be ready until you do. It is also important for you to be yourself. Do not change who you are for someone else, if she doesn't like you for who you are, whether its online or in real life, then she's not for you. The right woman will come into your life, and when she does, you better do everything in your power to not screw it up, because if you do, you will deeply regret it.
Paying for dates
This is implying that you have a date in real life, or that you have finally met with the person that you were dating online and in real life and now you're going out on an actual real life date. I'm just going to be blunt with this. If she's completely worth it, practice chivalry. Hold the door open for her, pull the chair for her to sit down, pay for the dinner or movie is another thing to do if you are at that level. Dates do not have to cost money. You can have a picnic at a park. If the girl you are with does not like the idea a picnic at a park and doesn't find it romantic to start with, she's probably not a quality girl to be with, especially if she only wants paid dates and for you to pay for it every time as a result. There's a difference between treating her to dinner and getting taken advantage of by a stuck up bitch.
Going out on a date in general is what allows you to get to know her much more and gives you a chance to talk to her as well.
Misc.
If everything after the dating phase works out and you two pretty much become a couple, hopefully you have the right match. As far as things like sex go, if its your first time, wear a condom. If anything wear a condom the first few times until she can actually be trusted. Nothing is worse than doing it raw the first time, cumming inside her and then getting her knocked up as a result and having a child you didn't want to have, as well as making you the father pay for child support. You really need to be careful who you fuck, if a girl you are with hates condoms and won't even take the pill, fucking run. Nothing is worse than getting a woman pregnant early in the relationship or getting an STD from her if she's not even clean. Also if she can be trusted and all as well when it comes to the bedroom, do everything you can to please her, she's not here to only pleasure you and she's not obligated to have sex with you. Do not force her or making her feel uncomfortable in any way about it.
Trust is key to a relationship, on top of that find out what you both like and enjoy it, and know that someone who has the same personality as you and has 98% of things in common, is a really good match, you shouldn't take that at face value.
Oh and another thing, stay faithful! If you cheat, to put it forth this way, you don't deserve someone special in your life. Ever.
Also yes you could have sex after dating right away, but its gonna depend on you and the girl honestly.
As far as age goes, date someone legal and within your age range, not out of it.
That's pretty much all there is to it, don't be too nervous, enjoy the time you have with whoever you're dating, be polite, be clean, and treat her well. Otherwise I don't even know why you read this thread.
And if you're not going to do either of these things and take chivalry into practice, then you don't really deserve anyone special in your life.
715
« on: October 23, 2019, 03:31:24 AM »
716
« on: October 22, 2019, 03:17:36 PM »
Gotta love the names of people you encounter in the MCC 
717
« on: October 22, 2019, 03:40:38 AM »
Get this Reddit shit out of here
?
Every time there's a discussion involving Godzilla and King Kong on Reddit, there's always retards on there that post this shit every fucking time and I'm tired of seeing it in every discussion. It wasn't funny the first time and it's not funny the 1000th time it's been posted.
Maybe you shouldn’t be browsing poopoo boards then
Yeah I know, this place is a shithole
718
« on: October 20, 2019, 11:39:35 PM »
I work 5:15PM-1:45AM so if you catch me on around noonish hit me up.
What about this Sunday?
Shieet negro that's all you had to say
Mind if I hop in?
Welcome aboard fellow guardian
Left my headset at the dorm, and I have to go to work in like an hour anyway :/
Ive tried to play Halo with you like 10 times lol
I am bringing the Xbox to my dorm this week though, are you available then?
I should be free this weekend. I work the nightshift so I can't play during the day/night as I get out at midnight Mon-Fri.
Okay, I'm free Sat so then would work
Fate has us met as foes, but the MCC will make us brothers
719
« on: October 20, 2019, 07:27:01 PM »
720
« on: October 20, 2019, 06:47:37 PM »
I work 5:15PM-1:45AM so if you catch me on around noonish hit me up.
What about this Sunday?
Shieet negro that's all you had to say
Mind if I hop in?
Welcome aboard fellow guardian
Left my headset at the dorm, and I have to go to work in like an hour anyway :/
Ive tried to play Halo with you like 10 times lol
I am bringing the Xbox to my dorm this week though, are you available then?
I should be free this weekend. I work the nightshift so I can't play during the day/night as I get out at midnight Mon-Fri.
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