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The Flood / Re: Master Chief vs Imperial Japan.
« on: August 25, 2016, 01:13:28 AM »
We need some dedicated lore enthusiast to tally up chief's personal body count over the course of the series.
I love your avatar

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The Flood / Re: Master Chief vs Imperial Japan.
« on: August 25, 2016, 01:01:00 AM »
Japan has Hanzo and pre-nerf Genji

GG Chief

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Gaming / Re: No mans sky
« on: August 25, 2016, 12:39:27 AM »
Destiny makes No Man's Sky look like Ride to Hell

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: August 24, 2016, 04:01:42 PM »
Can Blizz just release Sombra already

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The Flood / Re: I haven't taken a shit for like the past 72 hours
« on: August 24, 2016, 03:42:28 PM »
Keep doing what you're doing and maybe if we're lucky you'll just fall over and die

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 24, 2016, 03:41:04 PM »
I'm in the top 3 in the world for Focus Rifle kills and only I can talk shit about the gun and no one else
>You went negative in one match in 2009 LMAO don't even talk to me about how Precision weapons are objectively better guns than other non-power weapons and how Vehicles have been unviable since Reach, You clearly don't know what you're talking about. I have contacts in the pro scene you uneducated fuck lmao get a load of this kid
I bet you fucking queers never got your 50 in the one weekend of Halo3 ranked Grifball.
Shut the fuck up you fucking BK playing a fucking bad gametype just like the shitty player you are.

The only ranked playlist that mattered in Halo 3 was MLG and if you couldn't get a 50 in that playlist in one weekend then you're a waste of human life.

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Gaming / Re: Worst enemy in gaming?
« on: August 24, 2016, 03:34:04 PM »
These fuckers.



Sure, Deathclaws and Cazadores are annoying because they take huge chunks of health off you and are extremely agile, but they have weaknesses, either the legs or the wings which leave them as easy pickings.

Fucking scorpions have no real weakspot and just sponge damage. The limbs are all made of fucking adamantium so they rarely cripple, they can outrun you, and in Fallout 4, they can outsprint you by digging and resurfacing next to you because fuck you they weren't annoying enough and now have to be killed in staggered events.

Stingers are poisonous, and also use the claws for some bonus damage. It can get to a point where the poison stings damage more than a stimpak can heal it, and carrying poison cures isn't viable because they don't appear that often enough.

Only weakspot is the game mechanics. Jumping on a rock or out of bounds area makes them leave you alone or pace around allowing for potshots, but good luck finding one before they get you, the armoured exoskeletonised bastards.
I remember right before I entered the Glowing Sea for the first time, there was this Legendary Deathskull Radscorpion that killed me in 2 hits while my 350+ damage Gauss Rifle just tickled it.

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Gaming / Re: WoW Legion trailer has Kansas cover in it
« on: August 24, 2016, 03:26:22 PM »
Just waiting for Warcraft 4... which will probably come out in 2030

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 24, 2016, 02:03:53 AM »
why don't you guys lie Azumarill?

i think he's cool
He's like CMD but even more retarded

His posts in the Serious board speak for themself

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The Flood / Re: Dora the explorer is fucking retarded TBH
« on: August 24, 2016, 01:55:46 AM »
Dora the Explorer is better than Dark Souls

Ff by Dark Souls you mean 3 then yes
Superior than all 3 games combined

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The Flood / Re: Dora the explorer is fucking retarded TBH
« on: August 24, 2016, 01:47:53 AM »
Dora the Explorer is better than Dark Souls

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: August 24, 2016, 12:26:06 AM »
I'm starting to learn how to play Zarya and she's really a difference maker in team fights. I've saved so many of my team members with the barriers.

I'm also starting to play Reinhardt a little more and I can't believe I didn't do this sooner. He's so much fun to play. Slamming the hammer down into the ground and then charging into all the downed enemies is fun as shit and Reinhardt laughing like a madman just makes it even better.

And lastly, I've been playing as Genji too before the nerfs come to console. He doesn't seem too OP... maybe I'm just bad with him.

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Gaming / Re: I think this guy just threatened to hack or ban me....
« on: August 24, 2016, 12:10:26 AM »
A guy 6 years ago on MW2 threatened to kill me and my family after I shot him through the wall

We still here tho

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 24, 2016, 12:01:37 AM »
My k/d is better than yours by .30 points YOU'RE A BK KILL YOURSELF
You're not allowed to have an opinion on anything at all unless you're trueskill 50 in every gametype, ever
I'm in the top 3 in the world for Focus Rifle kills and only I can talk shit about the gun and no one else

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Serious / Re: Army Lists Hillary Clinton as an Insider Threat
« on: August 23, 2016, 11:57:40 PM »
I'd love to see some Abrams tanks flatten her home

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The Flood / Re: Post American Heroes ITT
« on: August 23, 2016, 11:55:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 23, 2016, 10:11:12 PM »
Anyone who stat checks Halo 3 and Reach should be humanely euthanized considering both of those are incredibly inaccurate/hard to get proper stats on.

Lol I remember that one thread a few months ago,I forget who he was talking to, but it was about Reach and he was comparing stats and shit like this was early 2011
My k/d is better than yours by .30 points YOU'RE A BK KILL YOURSELF

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 23, 2016, 10:03:29 PM »
tbh everybody should vote for azu because he still statchecks like a fag
Lol I remember that one thread a few months ago,I forget who he was talking to, but it was about Reach and he was comparing stats and shit like this was early 2011

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The Flood / Re: Hey Das, look at this
« on: August 23, 2016, 03:22:09 PM »
The 8th grade memories of me getting my friends for this are coming back... as well as the times they got me too

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Gaming / Re: Undisputable evidence that GTA IV was better than GTA V
« on: August 23, 2016, 12:30:18 PM »
Puto mayate
Fuuuuccckk lmao it's been awhile since I've seen someone use the word mayate hahaha

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: August 23, 2016, 11:31:25 AM »
YouTube

tfw you spend $15 on loot crates to get tracer summer items but don't get a single one

I've been seeing those Tracer summer skins everywhere and I'm heated af.

I got Mercy's skin last night so its all good.

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Gaming / Re: Undisputable evidence that GTA IV was better than GTA V
« on: August 23, 2016, 10:30:09 AM »
The only things GTA 4 does better than V is the ragdoll physics. online game modes, and some online features. GTA 5 is superior in every other category.

But like the post above me says, San Andreas is better than both.

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 23, 2016, 10:18:46 AM »
I'm still mad that SecondClass didn't put me on this list

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How long before this goes to 4+ pages

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: August 23, 2016, 09:54:39 AM »
Quickplay is ass atm. Last night, I faced a full team of Mei's on Gibraltar.

And this was what I heard every 10 seconds
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: need a reliable truck for the winter
« on: August 23, 2016, 09:50:26 AM »
Dodge Ram SRT10

Nothing screams "MURICA!" more than a truck with a Dodge Viper's massive 8.3 liter 10-cylinder engine.

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Gaming / Re: No mans sky
« on: August 22, 2016, 08:36:45 PM »
YouTube

I know many of you don't like this guy (I don't either), but I thought I should post it here anyways.
AngryJoe's experience with the game for the first 10 hours was pretty much my same experience. After that I had no desire the play the game anymore with all the stuff that was cut from it that was originally going to be in it.

I haven't played the game since two days after it came out.

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The Flood / Re: Platitudes that are actually pretty clever or true
« on: August 22, 2016, 08:32:28 PM »
Jim and loaf are faggots

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Gaming / Re: Any areas/levels that you absolutely dread doing?
« on: August 22, 2016, 06:10:31 PM »
Every H2 mission, at least on Legendary, let alone LASO.
You're a bk

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Gaming / Re: PS+ Price increasing
« on: August 22, 2016, 03:55:42 PM »
This better mean that Sony is gonna get better games for free on PS+ instead of a bunch of shitty games nobody cares about

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