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Some fat mexican girl back during senior year asked if dogs were still alive during WW3. Must be that same girl.

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Gaming / Re: Mass Effect 2 and 3 now Backwards Compatible on Xbox One
« on: November 07, 2016, 02:28:21 PM »
Sweet

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The Flood / Re: i like cock, am i weird?
« on: November 06, 2016, 10:28:33 PM »
Shut up Loaf

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Gaming / Infinite Warfare Zombies is great
« on: November 06, 2016, 10:16:36 PM »
Mainly due to this song being in the game
YouTube


But anyways, its nice to play a Zombies map in CoD for once where I don't have to be a rocket scientist in order to figure out how the map works.

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Gaming / Re: funny moments in games
« on: November 06, 2016, 03:34:31 PM »
"The Covenant is on Reach. I repeat, The Covenant is on Reach."

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Gaming / Re: worst part of your favorite games
« on: November 06, 2016, 03:30:49 PM »
Dude



FUCK CORTANA,
That mission Is fucking AIDS
That mission is easy cause there's an almost endless supply of gravity hammers, swords, and brute shots on the ground

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The Flood / Re: Best Thanksgiving main course
« on: November 06, 2016, 03:27:12 PM »
I get both turkey and ham for Thanksgiving

Homemade Tamales is where its at for Christmas

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 06, 2016, 03:22:19 PM »
MakeMCCGreatAgain
Remove Halo 4 from all playlists

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: November 06, 2016, 02:31:50 PM »
Is Sombra on consoles yet?

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Gaming / Re: worst part of your favorite games
« on: November 06, 2016, 01:30:59 AM »
Starcraft: Brood War - The game can only handle so many units/buildings on screen at a time before you can't build anymore

GTA: San Andreas - The draw distance on the PS2 version is ass

Overwatch - Roadhog's hook can still get you even if you're not playing the game

CoD 4 - The M16A4 and Last Stand

MW2 - Commando lunge, Deathstreaks, the Intervention, and the map Underpass

Black Ops 2 - Quickscoping was cancer, even more cancerous than in MW2

Halo 2 - 343i basterdized the awesomeness and feeling of accomplishment of acquiring the Scarab Gun by having a skull that makes every gun the Scarab Gun in H2A

NFS: Underground 2 - You have to rice your car and make it look ugly as fuck in order to progress through the game

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando - Can't upgrade the RYNO II

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The Flood / Re: We just time traveled Doc!
« on: November 06, 2016, 01:08:05 AM »
Back to the Future was a year late on that Cubs prediction

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Serious / Re: Trump assassination attempt.
« on: November 06, 2016, 01:05:39 AM »
She cancelled cause witches melt in the rain

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The Flood / Re: chicks... dig...
« on: November 05, 2016, 09:08:24 PM »
Chicks dig the car. I want a car.

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Gaming / Re: Can you name a worse year for gaming than 2016?
« on: November 05, 2016, 03:52:35 PM »
2017
Battlefront EA 2.

Buy the $50 season pass now to get access to Prequel maps, factions, and heroes.

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Gaming / Re: Oh Shit
« on: November 04, 2016, 10:49:25 PM »
Explain what's happening to someone who doesn't know what's happening.
I don't have time to explain what I don't have time to explain

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The Flood / Re: I should have looked into what these were...
« on: November 04, 2016, 10:45:32 PM »
That looks... unsettling

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The Flood / Re: Im so cold
« on: November 04, 2016, 10:17:45 PM »
bad meme

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Serious / Re: Which Political Party is Weakest?
« on: November 04, 2016, 09:56:32 PM »
The Whigs

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The Flood / Re: My 4 year old has a thing for red heads
« on: November 04, 2016, 09:52:17 PM »
At least you know he's not gay

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: November 04, 2016, 04:29:55 PM »


blizzard c'man
Nobody cares about Street Fighter 5
clearly blizzard does because they keep stealing ideas
Oh no, they made a female character with a pretty common hairdo among mexican girls. Her design is obviously a rip off.

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: November 04, 2016, 04:08:22 PM »


blizzard c'man
Nobody cares about Street Fighter 5

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Gaming / Re: CoD Infinite Warfare quoted Havelock Ellis
« on: November 04, 2016, 02:31:41 PM »
The Infinity Ward games have always had quotes like that

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The Flood / Re: Hollywood at it again
« on: November 03, 2016, 03:48:34 PM »
The films weren't even that good.
Fuck you

The first film is legendary.

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The Flood / Re: HOLY SHIT, THE CUBS JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!
« on: November 03, 2016, 03:42:41 PM »
It would be hilarious if the Cleveland Browns win the next 8 games in a row, win the wild card, and somehow beat Tom Brady in OT in the playoffs

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Gaming / Re: worst part of your favorite games
« on: November 03, 2016, 02:07:01 AM »
AR starts on Valhalla
oh god
What?

You're telling me you don't enjoy running to your base hoping to find a BR while getting shot at by 3 dudes from the middle?

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The Flood / Re: HOLY SHIT, THE CUBS JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!
« on: November 03, 2016, 01:55:52 AM »
>sport where winner is determined by the amount of roids they took
This isn't the 90s anymore lol

And MLB has super strict PED tests/rules these days. First offense is suspension for 50 games, second offense is a 162 game suspension and can't play in the postseason, and the third offense is a lifetime ban from MLB.
Did you know there PEDs that are undetectable? I wouldn't expect a spic to be informed.

I'm not sure who you're calling a spic, either way, the tests and screenings they have pick up everything. There's very very very very rare cases that it slips through one test, not two.
This

Unless a player comes out and openly admitted he took PEDs, like A-Rod, players are going to get caught with the way MLB handles things now.

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Gaming / Re: worst part of your favorite games
« on: November 03, 2016, 01:44:09 AM »
AR starts on Valhalla

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The Flood / Re: HOLY SHIT, THE CUBS JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!
« on: November 03, 2016, 01:34:17 AM »
>sport where winner is determined by the amount of roids they took
This isn't the 90s anymore lol

And MLB has super strict PED tests/rules these days. First offense is suspension for 50 games, second offense is a 162 game suspension and can't play in the postseason, and the third offense is a lifetime ban from MLB.
i wonder how they arrived at 162 games for a second offense
162 games is the entire regular MLB season. If you get caught during the season, the suspension carries over to the next.

The only player to be banned lifetime from MLB due to PEDs is a guy by the name of Jenrry Mejia. He was a pitcher for the Mets.

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