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The Flood / Re: Aaaand the Ass Creed movie reviews are in.
« on: December 19, 2016, 04:59:49 PM »
But is it like "Warcraft" bad or "Ewe Boll" bad?
Warcraft wasn't even bad tho

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The Flood / Re: Aaaand the Ass Creed movie reviews are in.
« on: December 19, 2016, 04:08:34 PM »
Lemon is probably in line right now at the theater waiting for it to release

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Darth Maul battle > the rest.

Such an underutilized character
Have you watched the Clone Wars?

Nuh uh. He turns into a spider doesn't he?
Just the bottom half of his body, then he gets super battle droid legs after that.

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Darth Maul battle > the rest.

Such an underutilized character
Have you watched the Clone Wars?

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Serious / Re: Truck in Germany drives into a crowd
« on: December 19, 2016, 03:21:41 PM »
Close the border

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ROTJ taught me that The Emperor's best troops can be defeated by throwing rocks and sticks at them

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The Flood / Re: What is something you still cannot do, despite being easy?
« on: December 19, 2016, 02:46:11 PM »
I cannot roll my Rs whatsoever. It's probably my biggest hurdle when it comes to learning a foreign language.
Lmao pinche gringo
nigga didn't you vote for trump
MAGA

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 19, 2016, 04:25:51 AM »
Why are there so many star wars characters called bane
Isn't it Baze?

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 1 is great
« on: December 19, 2016, 03:21:19 AM »
The greatest thing I ever saw in gaming was the video of the 2 guys running along the top of a zeppelin while it was exploding behind them.

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The Flood / Re: What is something you still cannot do, despite being easy?
« on: December 19, 2016, 03:15:13 AM »
I cannot roll my Rs whatsoever. It's probably my biggest hurdle when it comes to learning a foreign language.
Lmao pinche gringo

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If Sarah Connors in the Los Angeles area begin to start getting murdered, we all know what's gonna happen after that

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 18, 2016, 02:59:13 PM »
can we talk about the fucking tentacle hentai scene

what was that about
Spoiler
It was weird as fuck, but like I've said before, there's weird shit in Star Wars but that scene took the cake for the weirdest scene in any Star Wars movie.

The scene was useless anyways cause when Cassian, Baze, and Donnie Yen were in the cell next to the pilot, Cassian just tells him "Your the imperial pilot!" and then he suddenly gets his memory back.

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Go to sleep faggot

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 18, 2016, 05:59:32 AM »
I agree with the character thing, I just didn't like or connect with any of them, which made it hard to care about the things happening to them. I guess I was kind of happy when KS20 died because I found him really annoying, but that was about it.
Some of my complaints with the movie:
Spoiler
- The tentacle monster thing that reads the imperial pilot's mind was awkward as hell and didn't feel like it should have been in the movie. I know there's some other weird shit in Star Wars, but this scene was where my friends and I looked at each other and said "Uh... what is going on here?"

- The names for the characters were kind of hard to make out sometimes. I had to look up online what their names were after the movie. Everyone else that plays a major part in any Star Wars film had easy to remember names, but this one had names I couldn't make out. Maybe on a second or third watch I could get them all together.

- First act of the movie was brought together rather terribly and I didn't like how in one scene we see Jyn in prison for about 10 seconds then it jumps to another planet with a main character for another 20 seconds or so then it jumps again. The reshoots for the movie may have played a part in this and unfortunately it showed big time here.

- On the rainy planet where Jyn is climbing the tower to get to her father, she gets to the top, barely even touches a Stormtrooper's foot, and he hilarious falls to his death. I chuckled at this part cause it looked really dumb.

- The music was pretty lackluster throughout the movie. Some of it was okay, but some of it was pretty bland and boring. When Jyn and Cassian were climbing the archives terminal, there was an odd sounding song playing here. I think they shouldn't have had any music playing during this part. Another thing, we see Cassian get shot in this same area, tumble down and hits a bunch of bars on the way down, and still was able to catch up to Jyn on top of the tower to shoot Krennic.

- Last but not least, WHERE THE FUCK WAS PORKINS IN THAT SPACE BATTLE?? THEY HAD THE OTHER GUYS BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE PORKINS! YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!!
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I don't really understand how that tentacle monster even works. It looks like an animal and not a sentient alien to me, so how does it even tell you it knows the person is telling the truth. And why doesn't the pilot guy lose his mind like he is apparently supposed to? He just goes like slightly eccentric at most.
Spoiler
They should have had one of those droids that Vader uses on Leia in Ep 4 to get information from her. It's that flying ball droid with a bunch of needles and shit. That would have felt more like Star Wars and a lot less SyFy channel movie-ish.

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 18, 2016, 05:45:04 AM »
I agree with the character thing, I just didn't like or connect with any of them, which made it hard to care about the things happening to them. I guess I was kind of happy when KS20 died because I found him really annoying, but that was about it.
Some of my complaints with the movie:
Spoiler
- The tentacle monster thing that reads the imperial pilot's mind was awkward as hell and didn't feel like it should have been in the movie. I know there's some other weird shit in Star Wars, but this scene was where my friends and I looked at each other and said "Uh... what is going on here?"

- The names for the characters were kind of hard to make out sometimes. I had to look up online what their names were after the movie. Everyone else that plays a major part in any Star Wars film had easy to remember names, but this one had names I couldn't make out. Maybe on a second or third watch I could get them all together.

- First act of the movie was brought together rather terribly and I didn't like how in one scene we see Jyn in prison for about 10 seconds then it jumps to another planet with a main character for another 20 seconds or so then it jumps again. The reshoots for the movie may have played a part in this and unfortunately it showed big time here.

- On the rainy planet where Jyn is climbing the tower to get to her father, she gets to the top, barely even touches a Stormtrooper's foot, and he hilarious falls to his death. I chuckled at this part cause it looked really dumb.

- The music was pretty lackluster throughout the movie. Some of it was okay, but some of it was pretty bland and boring. When Jyn and Cassian were climbing the archives terminal, there was an odd sounding song playing here. I think they shouldn't have had any music playing during this part. Another thing, we see Cassian get shot in this same area, tumble down and hits a bunch of bars on the way down, and still was able to catch up to Jyn on top of the tower to shoot Krennic.

- Last but not least, WHERE THE FUCK WAS PORKINS IN THAT SPACE BATTLE?? THEY HAD THE OTHER GUYS BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE PORKINS! YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!!

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 18, 2016, 05:24:06 AM »
Spoiler
Spoiler
And then Tarkin kills him with his own weapon. That's why Tarkin is a ruthless badass.

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 18, 2016, 05:05:36 AM »
Chris Stuckmann is one of my favorite reviewers but god damn he's seriously nitpicking everything in this movie.

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
The Iron Giant is a SHIT movie because I don't know a damn thing about the robot and where he comes from!

Did he really say that?
Not exactly, but he mainly complained that he didn't care for the characters because they weren't all Luke Skywalker basically and that the movie doesn't spend an hour and half explaining the backstory of each individual character.

I liked this squad because they were all just regular people with nothing too extraordinary about them taking on the much more intimidating and powerful Galactic Empire. They were pretty much the same as any other Rebel Alliance soldier and I really appreciated that.

Edit: He also kept bitching about not having not enough Vader scenes. The Death Star was never about Vader in the first place and in A New Hope, Vader was cautious about the Imperial Officers wanting to use the Death Star's full power to completely destroy a planet because it would disturb the balance of The Force or something like that. The Death Star was all Tarkin and Rogue One introduced Jyn's father and that guy Krennic.

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 18, 2016, 04:59:16 AM »
Chris Stuckmann is one of my favorite reviewers but god damn he's seriously nitpicking everything in this movie.

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
The Iron Giant is a SHIT movie because I don't know a damn thing about the robot and where he comes from!

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 18, 2016, 03:16:08 AM »
Chris Stuckmann is one of my favorite reviewers but god damn he's seriously nitpicking everything in this movie.

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 18, 2016, 02:45:51 AM »
Saw Rogue One earlier. It was alright, it definitely had a slow start and all those cuts that kept happening from scene to scene started to worry me. However once the movie gets to that rainy planet, that's where it just kept getting better and better for me. The third act of the movie is where it shined a lot and the ending was fantastic.

If the beginning of the movie was paced and cut together better, this movie could have been legendary. If I were to rate it out of 10, I'd give it the highest 8 I could offer.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: best prequel quotes
« on: December 17, 2016, 04:37:49 PM »
I AM THE SENATE

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The Flood / Re: everything sux
« on: December 17, 2016, 02:32:10 PM »
Candy Suxxx

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The Flood / Re: Who else watches Family Feud?
« on: December 17, 2016, 02:25:09 PM »
NAKED GRANDMA!
*ding*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GRAMMAW!!!

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They grabbed that player by the pussy

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Gaming / Re: Anyone has Infinite Warfare / MW Remastered?
« on: December 17, 2016, 01:43:17 PM »
>tfw the update is almost half the space of the game itself.

And only just to be introduced to the killing factor of CoD being implanted in a Remaster intended to be "Kept as closest to the original as possible."

Yeah, screw this.
I took it back to Gamestop and put gas with the money lol
You guys actually turned the game back in because of the update?
I bought the game expecting to play a better looking version CoD4, not a CoD4 with the stupid shit from newer games. And the fact that Activision didn't even say that supply drops or melee weapons were gonna get added until the last second was where I drew the line. It's only a matter of time before you start seeing the Spetsnaz and Marines dancing at the end of matches like in Black Ops 3.

Can't believe I'm gonna say this but EA right now is doing way better than Activision and is actually listening to the fans. BF1 and Titanfall 2 here I come!

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#TheClassifieds

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Gaming / Re: What is the oldest console you currently own?
« on: December 17, 2016, 03:48:19 AM »
My Xbone One.
i thought it was your Nintendo GCN GameCube

or your PSX PlayStation 1 One (one) (I)
You sure he doesn't own a Nintendo N64?

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 17, 2016, 03:00:09 AM »
Just stopped by to say that the Prequels are shit

I'll see myself out now
WOAH, WHAT A BALLSY STATEMENT
HAHA I TOO AM IN AGREEMENT

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Gaming / What is the oldest console you currently own?
« on: December 17, 2016, 02:59:50 AM »
I found my family's NES tucked away in a closet a few months ago, plugged it in, and it still worked, even the Zapper still worked too. I really wish I had more games for it though, that's why I want to get the mini NES.

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from seeing Rogue One
« on: December 17, 2016, 02:52:38 AM »
Just stopped by to say that the Prequels are shit

I'll see myself out now

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