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5641
« on: December 23, 2016, 08:02:02 PM »
He's not wrong about her being a man though
5642
« on: December 23, 2016, 05:26:42 PM »
If Harrison Ford survived his plane crash, I think Carrie can survive through this
5643
« on: December 23, 2016, 09:54:54 AM »
I have heard literally nothing about the game. I almost forgot it even released.
5644
« on: December 22, 2016, 03:11:09 PM »
Caring about the shittiest Jedi ever next to fucking Ahsoka.
I hope those Clones that killed Aayla Secura got raped by Droidekas Have you even heard of Ima Gun Die?
5645
« on: December 22, 2016, 05:06:55 AM »
Operation Knightfall is still one of my favourite scenes in the series.
I hope those Clones that killed Aayla Secura got raped by Droidekas
5646
« on: December 22, 2016, 05:00:29 AM »
The Geonosis battle is a little nauseating. Too many lightsabers.
I'm talking about when the Clones show up and start blowing the snot out of the droids The way the dropships sound when they fly is awesome
5647
« on: December 22, 2016, 04:27:24 AM »
StarCraft is dumb
I'd sleep with one eye open tonight if I were you
5648
« on: December 22, 2016, 03:37:25 AM »
Foxes a shit
Catzilla > you
5649
« on: December 22, 2016, 03:35:02 AM »
I hate AoTC but I still nerd out over the Geonosis Battle. I wish the newest Battlefront had battles of that scale.
5650
« on: December 22, 2016, 03:31:30 AM »
Had a full shift today. My legs are killing me but I'm up tho.
5651
« on: December 21, 2016, 02:50:51 PM »
Is it too late for God to flood the earth again
5652
« on: December 21, 2016, 02:30:39 PM »
Did anyone else find Vader's pun groan worthy? I've been trying to figure out why I basically cringed at it, when he does joke a fair amount in all the other films. So I compared some of his other jokes lines;
to his Rogue One line (link will probably get copyright claimed);
And I dunno, I can't really put my finger on it. I think it's because it's like a self referential joke, something a fan would say but shouldn't actually be put to film. "Wouldn't it be cool if Darth Vader thought his choking ability was totally epic and funny?" It'd be like if the Emperor made some pun about Luke finding it "shocking" how much it hurt being electrified by him
I think the problem is that JEJ emphasized "choke" in the line. If it was just "be careful not to choke on your aspirations Director" delivered in his usual tone, that would've been better. Instead it was "be careful not to choke on your aspirations", which wasn't Vader's usual style.
Don't forget in Empire Strikes Back, Vader chokes one of his captains and after he kills him, Vader says "Apology accepted, Captain Needa." I always thought that was pretty funny.
5653
« on: December 21, 2016, 03:29:07 AM »
Mexico does make the best fireworks
5654
« on: December 21, 2016, 02:56:52 AM »
ANH needed a whole separate movie, a soft reboot made three decades later, to do over everything it failed at
and ANOTHER whole separate movie--made nearly four decades later--to write off one of its biggest flaws
that's how good ANH is
ANH is the best Star Wars movie
5655
« on: December 20, 2016, 07:20:26 PM »
It was the lack of any back story for either of them. You don't really care about the girl, or her father, because the first thing you see is Storm Troopers walking from REALLY far away to get to the farm, and him telling them to go hide. Nothing nice or sweet with bonding time.
Same with the dude when he says he's been at this since he was 6.
i care about her because as a male i have a natural inclination to care about pretty girls
I care about Porkins and he wasn't even in the movie but the rest of Red squadron was
5656
« on: December 20, 2016, 07:12:36 PM »
Why didn't you shot him?
I wanted to drop banana peels and oil slicks when I was in front of him but then I realized real life isn't Mario Kart
5657
« on: December 20, 2016, 06:25:39 PM »
It's treason then
5658
« on: December 20, 2016, 05:55:29 PM »
am i the only one who can't stand this miserable fuck
I don't like him either
I'll be careful then
You'll be dead!
5659
« on: December 20, 2016, 04:52:06 PM »
am i the only one who can't stand this miserable fuck
I don't like him either
5660
« on: December 20, 2016, 04:16:26 PM »
bf1 is shit. it plays too much like battlefront, i go back to bf4 more than bf1
This is such a stupid meme
how does it play like Battlefront
It plays like it was developed from SWBF rather than BF4, just insert WW1 skins and BF UI
this is a meme right?
Not entirely, Dice seems to have taken a more arcade-y approach to their games and that started with Hardline
Dice didnt make Hardline and you actually have to aim in BF1 whereas in battlefront all you do is spam and spam
5661
« on: December 20, 2016, 03:22:18 AM »
How many times a day do you fap
5662
« on: December 20, 2016, 12:54:37 AM »
>Getting pissed off because someone is comfy af driving while you roadrage.
So passing someone because they're going under the limit is considered road rage? Go play in traffic
I speed up to try to get away from this shitbag and he speeds up to catch me. About 10 more miles down the road he slows down and turns at a light. This nigga got beat by me driving a Malibu. Eat SHIT.
Stay mad nigger. It's just driving. Getting someplace 1 minute later isn't going to kill you.
Shut the fuck up faggot. You're probably a pussy ass bitch that can't even drive.
5663
« on: December 20, 2016, 12:44:55 AM »
>Getting pissed off because someone is comfy af driving while you roadrage.
So passing someone because they're going under the limit is considered road rage? Go play in traffic
5664
« on: December 20, 2016, 12:41:37 AM »
Why let it piss you off?
The best revenge is a life well lived.
Just let it fall off you like water off a duck's ass. He goes home angry at whatever he thought you did and you go and be happy. Not meaning to preach, but life's too short to stress assholes.
I wanted to see him crash and blow up or get pulled over tho
5665
« on: December 20, 2016, 12:07:44 AM »
I pass a dude going 10mph under the limit and then he speeds up and starts to tailgate me. He had plentiful opportunities to pass ME but chose not to. We get to the city where the road splits into 4 lanes and he gets in the lane next to me and goes the same speed as I. I speed up to try to get away from this shitbag and he speeds up to catch me. About 10 more miles down the road he slows down and turns at a light. This nigga got beat by me driving a Malibu. Eat SHIT.
So anyways how was your day
5666
« on: December 20, 2016, 12:01:51 AM »
Neither of those universes has Nova though
5667
« on: December 19, 2016, 11:42:56 PM »
Remember, no Russian
5668
« on: December 19, 2016, 11:11:05 PM »
Last comment
I like how they made the AT-AT's more into the juggernauts they're supposed to be. Hoth didn't really do them the right amount of justice.
These AT-ATs were different types. They had more armor but less firepower than the ones on Hoth. And how were the Hoth ones not doing any justice? They were shooting those super fast snowspeeders out of the sky and destroyed that Rebel base. I think only 2 AT-ATs were destroyed in that attack whereas in Rogue One they were getting destroyed left and right.
5669
« on: December 19, 2016, 06:14:49 PM »
But is it like "Warcraft" bad or "Ewe Boll" bad?
Warcraft wasn't even bad tho
I know, I liked it too but everyone else says it's bad.
Movie critics say it's bad. Fans loved it.
It was one of the weaker stories. If they started with Warcraft 3's then it could have been much better I think.
5670
« on: December 19, 2016, 06:12:57 PM »
Surprise, turns out he was a Pakistani refugee
The Germans are just gonna have to get used to this.
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